'The History of the Entire World, I Guess' by the incomparable @billwurtz . If you have 20 minutes (you do) youll likely learn more in this than you did in whatever college history class you had to take (I think I took 3 and passed 2.) Let me know what you think below.

J Whit a longhorn legend fr . Too funny.

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

The real Phillies Karen is Cheryl Wagner and she works at @CamfilUSA.

I've been manipulating mine for as long as I can remember.

UNC backup QB is the same age as Belichick's GF. Cant make this shit up.

Fire Raheem Morris. Hire @BarstoolGruden. Rise Up.

Ok I have an idea for the cant miss holiday horror flick @BlutmanMark . The Purge, but its only NFL kickers that are being hunted. Starring Yunghoe Koo in the leading role.

Wait. Jim Norton is gay?.

Younghoe Koo is hereby banned from H mart in gwinnett. I hate to do this but he has betrayed the Atlanta Korean community.

I hate Baker so freaking much.

RT @heyitsmeCarolyn: END THE FED‼️

SUCK MY PENIX @StevenCheah . RISE UP!!!!

This is elite. Period. Jets have a top 10 secondary.

RT @barstoolsports: Bengals Oline trying to block Myles Garrett

RT @JHerboSBMVP: 99.99999% of football fans would rather watch these breakdowns than hear Ryan Clark and Nick Wright bitch and moan for an….

This is the stupidest fucking take I've ever seen in my entire life.

Fuck Baker Mayfield (forever) and Fuck @StevenCheah (just for today). RISE UP!!!!

We are going to destroy this dude. He has no idea what's coming. 🤘.

Hope springs eternal. Hopefully Bijan can lead us to the promised land. RISE UP!

LETS GO @Bijan5Robinson !!! RISE UP!!!.