Mr. Steal Your Doughnuts
@BEARDO
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If you have doughnuts, imma steal ‘em. Big #GoAvsGo guy. Former radio host, current fiancé to the prettiest girl on the planet. Mark Hoppus replied to me once.
Joined April 2009
One thing I’m realizing more and more is what being a good person should mean. It should mean being selfless, promoting help instead of hate, lending a hand even if it’s difficult to do so, and really trying to understand your fellow man. Keep that in mind and be a good person.
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Last night I wanted to watch a movie so I walked down to my basement and browsed the physical mediums on my shelf like I was in a video store from the 1990s. The rush I felt was indescribable.
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The name "Bednar" trending and it not being about the Avalanche is a weird thing for me to see on Twitter.
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.@repgabeevans is sending out emails telling you he’s fighting for rural hospitals while they are worried about shutting down and insurance premiums might increase by 28% because of the OBBB. Lyin Gabe strikes again!
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Ok cool, Courtland Sutton got his deal. But uuuh, can they pay @nikkkkbonitto now please? Like right now, right now. #BroncosCountry.
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Can relate.
My air conditioner wants to know if it can take some PTO soon.
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My fiancée has trained one of our dogs to be her workout buddy. Every time she puts on workout clothes and fills a Stanley with water, he immediately goes to the peloton room to lay on his dog bed without her saying a word. Incredible.
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The Avs did. something? #GoAvsGo.
Avs have traded Oskar Olausson to San Jose for forward Danil Gushchin.
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Me: Halloween is less than 100 days away! Let’s gooooooo. Also me: CHRISTMAS, YOU BETTER WAIT YOUR GODDAMN TURN, WE’LL SEE YOU IN NOVEMBER!.
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Once again, I have to report I can’t make it into work today due to my dog deciding he’d rather lay with me on the couch. Thanks for paying attention to this matter.
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Yo, CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIANS, you paying attention to this shit?.
Trump and the Catholic Church are fighting Washington’s law requiring clergy to report abuse. The Church wants a carveout for confession. The Trump administration wants the whole law gone. Story:
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Any time they say The Left can't meme, I need someone to only post a clip from last night's South Park episode from here on out.
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I hope you have a good day, unless you’re an asshole, in which case I hope you step on a Lego.
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I was fortunate enough to see Ozzy live one last time in 2018. Rest in peace to the Prince of Darkness.
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I just want one member of the press to do their job and ask: . "Mr. President, if Obama did these things, where is the indictment?" . "Mr. President, why has an independent counsel not been put in place to review the Epstein files?". "Mr. President, when will arrests be made?".
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Economists have warned that tariffs impact construction supplies in terms of both cost and access. Immigration policy is hurting the labor force needed for new builds. Corporations control the market to profit from a roof over your head. How's all that winning going again?.
U.S. Housing Market has reached its most unaffordable level in history 🚨🚨
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I think Denver Summit is weird considering the mountains are still a ways from the city, but I get why they leaned into it. 7/10 promotional video for the next generation of soccer in Colorado.
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