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Went 0/6 in championship predictions and didn’t streak at the prem final. At an all time low rn. Raving all summer has forced me into false realities. BdslChad signing off for the season and will be returning in 2026. Gonna go jerk off in the meantime 💪🏻.

BdslChad official BDSL championship weekend predictions coming your way around 6-7 pm tonight. Stay tuned. @OfficialBDSL @BDSLRumors @BdslBrad @BdslHappiness @BdslWiseGuy.

I agree Chad, very insightful.

RT @BdslChad: Tonight’s the night, and no one gives a shit. The cup finals will be easier to predict than to catch an STD during my time at….

Tonight’s the night, and no one gives a shit. The cup finals will be easier to predict than to catch an STD during my time at Buff State in 2017:. Tehel: @_Sharpshooters .Wood: @MandemFCBDSL .Matthews: @RustBeltBDSL . If I don’t go 3/3, I’ll streak at the prem final this year

Here’s a twist:.Sources have told me that @RustBeltBDSL vs. @bflonight2 DID play their game last week. Many cards given yet no suspensions served. Looks like @OfficialBDSL is losing their credibility when board votes can’t even suspend you for violent activity. More to come tn👀.

4-3 Buffalo Night at 68’.Brigade blew 3-0 lead 😯.

More mystery BDSL rankings coming early next week. @OfficialBDSL @BDSLRumors @BdslBrad

BdslChad currently pounding beers at Britesmith #Catchmeifyoucan.

BdslChad vs. @BdslBrad charity boxing match, Tehel Cup final as the undercard, who says no.

RT @mavsbenchboys: @BdslChad @_Sharpshooters @RanceFCBDSL @QC_Mavericks @TheKunzFC @QueenstonFC @OfficialBDSL @BDSLRumors 這完全缺乏可信度，也為bdslch….

TOP FIVE TEAMS ITL BASED ON VIBES:.1. @_Sharpshooters 🎯.2. @RanceFCBDSL 👹.3. @QC_Mavericks 🐴.4. @TheKunzFC 🐂.5. @QueenstonFC 👑. Next week’s tier list: Team rosters I’d let date my daughter👀. @OfficialBDSL @BDSLRumors.

Cattaraugus - I don’t even give a shit about u guys u rebranded from AC Elite with the sick ass deer logo which was actually a pretty good name/logo and now ur probably not even gonna exist next year. L!.

BUSS - Bunch of tryhards who are having an off year so I can only assume that everyone just fucking hates each other. Always lose to Sharpshooters too I bet that pisses u guys off.

Chupacabras - Worst logo in BDSL I’ve been getting L vibes from it since my eyes first laid on it. Yall are mid too so that doesn’t even help either.

Polonia - There’s probably some history behind this team that I don’t really give a shit about otherwise these fellas would be bottom barrel.

Olean - I can’t tell if making people drive an hour and thirty minutes for a soccer game is aura or psychotic. Since I’m on the fence about that I’m on the fence about ur rating, mid.

BSC - Nice logo guys really riveting stuff there. Not too much Twitter presence so I can get away with talking shit about that. However has been relatively top dogs for past few years so they yield a positive rating.

Celtic - I’m quite honestly sick of rating all these Celtic teams but u guys are my second favorite Celtic team so I guess I’ll rate u positively.