Ab se theek ek mahina reh gaya hai inki dukaan ke bane meethe ko, aap ki zubaan tak pahunchne mein :)
21st December Zero release 🙏 Har Har Mahadev!
#1MonthToZERO
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@iamsrk
Duniya toh wish karti rahegi par Bauua Singh ki taraf se Happy Budday in advance! Aur hum fakeer sahi par khaali haath nahi aaye hain, tohfa bhi laaye hain.
Aaj jahan bhi jaoge, Twitter pe hamara hi chehra paoge!
#Bauua
Mazboot kaam karne mein thoda time toh lagta hai dost! Aur kaun bola 19th Nov? Gaana humara hai toh hum bataayenge na 😡 Kar li hai baat humne director se, 23rd Nov ko aayega! Tab tak pakad ke baitho...dil!
Arre bhai Sharukh
@iamsrk
! Meri mummy ne aaj aapko bahut bada compliment diya! Boli aap mere jaise dikhten hain!!!!🤔 humne kaha haan dimple toh same hai par dressing sense apna thoda theek karo guru!!! 🙄
Bhagwaan aapki umr, aur bat ki dhaar dono ko ta-kayamat banaaye rakhe
@imVkohli
bhai! 🙏
#HappyBirthdayVirat
Ek second!!! Ye Aafia aapke saath kya kar rahi hai! 🤔
Hello ladies on Twitter!!! Kya aap mein se koi interested hoga humari lambi umr ki dua maangne mein? Challni hum de denge! Aapko bas pakad ke khade hona hai!!! Kya hai ki height chhoti hai, umr to lambi kar len! 💁♂
#KarvaChauth
Na
@iamsrk
na
@aanandlrai
! Koi kaam na aaya! Aakhir mein Ashok ke paise ne hi paar lagaaya! 10 lakh rupeya ghusa diya humne baap ka ye gaane mein! Par bhaisaab ladki ne dekh liya humko palat ke :)
#MereNaamTu
Yaar cute hum waise hi nahi hain! Mushkil se ek cute photo aayi thi Aafia ke saath
#KissOnForehead
waali! Uss pe bhi
@iamsrk
ki ye photo daal di!! Ab itne pyaare bachche se cuteness mein kaise jeetenge?? Aise cheating karoge toh hum nahi khel rahe yaar,
@iamsrk
!
Hamari mummy kehti hain ki qualified ho ya na ho insaan ko educated zaroor hona chahiye! Kyuki yahi humko akal deta hai aur akal hi hamein insaan banaati hai! Isliye mann laga ke padho nahi to picchwade se pooncch nikal aayegi wapas!!!!
Happy
#NationalEducationDay
sabko!
Bhaiya badhai ho
@ayushmannk
!
Zara apne papa ko bolo Ashok ko training dene ke liye 💪
Wo iss umar mein bhi kya quality bacche produce kar rahe hain, aur humare Ashok se jawaani mein bhi poora launda na hua!
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@RajkummarRao
bhaiya hamein yahaan aadhi stree bhi nahi mil rahi aur tumhe jo mil rahi thi tum usey bhi keh diye ‘stree kal aana’! Aisi bahaduri ke liye award toh banta hi hai guru!
Thank you so much
#StarScreenAwards2018
for honouring me with the Best Actor (Popular) award for
#Stree
. Thank you guys & thank you my most wonderful team Stree. Gratitude
Khan saab
@iamsrk
, jhooth nahi bolenge! Aap se ishq ke baare mein kaafi kuch seekha hai. Par ye ishq nahi
#Issaqbaazi
hai!! Ye humne
@BeingSalmanKhan
se seekhi hai!
Kya baat hai
@BauuaSingh
, badi ishqiyaana shayari ho rahi hai? Mere saath reh kar asar ho raha hai lagta hai. Aakhir ishq karna kuch kuch seekh hi gaye tum mujhse.
Bhai ab se tum hi bataya karo kab kya aayega. Yeh
@aanandlrai
toh sirf yehi batate hain, ki kulche ke baad chole aayenge! Rumouring keeps flying charon taraf. Ok now batao iss hafte mangalwar ke baad kya aa raha hai....budhwaar ya koi aur plan hai...?
Tweeter waalo! Ye jo bhabhi ke naam ki biryani kha rahe ho! Ye bhi yaad rakhna ki aaj se advance booking khul rahi hai! Lekin ek baat bolein dost! Khush toh hum bahut hain par pet mein titliyaan type bhi udd rahi hain ab 😬
#BookingsOpenForZero
Haan
@iamsrk
suna ki aap Lucknow jaa rahe hain! Bhai uss se behtar khaana toh aap ko poore desh mein nahi milega! Nawaabi sheher hai, mehmaano ki kadr karna achche se jaanta hai! Baaki Ashok ko toh humne jail karwa di hai, khaana aapke liye Guddu le aayega!
@BauuaSingh
chillin’ on Saturday with Husn, Chips & Angrezi fillum. Bauua I am going to Uttar Pradesh...thoda ghar ka khaana bhijwa dena. Tell Ashok to bring it please and no selfies for him!!
No no sir! It’s the persistence in the consistency of one's physical visibility to a level where in the case of one's invisibility the respective ladka/ladki says, "Oh no! Aaj dikha/dikhi nahi!!!" 😎 For example ye dekho!
Abe naaaaa! ‘Hafta’ mat badliyo bhai...jeb kharchi kharaab ho jayegi!! Acchha ek baat bataa, tumhaare jaise ladkon se pyaar kaise ho jaata hai...is it your hair?
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@iamsrk
Please faayda le lo hamare sign ka, Khan saab!! Kya pata bank waale aap ko hi kuch de dein! Warna hamara ATM toh insufficient fund ki parchi hi deta hai 😔
Baaki full length photo bhejo apni favourite wali! Ye kaam toh aap ka hum gareebi mein bhi kar denge 🤓
Bhai Bauua Singh...Baar Baar karo...Lagataar Karo. Waqt kum ho toh humein bula lena, thodi madad kar denge. Pyaar mein toh humaari bhi expertise hai...Hum bhi Angrezon ke Zamaane ke ‘Jhelar’ hain...pyaar jhelna bahut aata hai humein...lage raho!
#ZeroTrailer
Are Bauua bhaiya pleajjjj. Emotional mat ho. Ye
#Zero
duniya ka sabse bada Hero hai. Aapko duniya ki koi bhi Stree mil jayegi. Itne sundar lag rahe ho aap gamche ke sath bas ek baar uske पैर check kar lena, pata chale hamari wali
#Stree
hi aa gayi. 21st ka besabri se intezaar hai
Sorry I passed away in the night!!! 😴 Yaar papa mummy toh door ki baat, humare paida hone ke baad toh poore Meerut ne family planning kar li hai
@JungleePictures
waalon!! Aye naam solid hai guru tumhara! 💅🏻
कौशिक साहब की तो बात ही निराली है।
Soch lo
@BauuaSingh
, kahin aesa na ho ki woh Ashok saab ko training dein aur phir tumhare ghar Badhaaiyon ka silsila shuru ho jaye!
Phir tum sirf yeh kehte reh jaoge, Yeh Bhi Koi Mummy Papa Ke Karne Ki Cheez Hai? 😂👶🏼
Simple toh hai Khan saab
@iamsrk
! Aap ke bday pe humne Bauua Singh gift kiya tha! Bauua Singh ke bday pe aap Sharukh Khan gift kar do! :) Itni dua kar do hamare liye ke jitna pyaar duniya ne aap ko diya hai bas utna hi hume bhi mil jaaye! :)
Bhai
@BauuaSingh
subah se issi soch mein hoon ke tumhe gift kya doon! Tumne mere birthday par sab ko
#Bauua
gift kiya tha, toh tumhare birthday par, meri taraf se
#BookingsOpenForZero
Abbe Guddu
@Mdzeeshanayyub
! Hum paida hi kaand karne ke liye hue hain! Actually hamara toh paida hona apne aap mein ek kaand hai! Achcha kal bday hai khaana pack kar ke Baccha park chalte hain! Kya kehte ho?
Abe
@BauuaSingh
, Tu phir der raat kar dega Aur meri problem shuru ho jayegi...pichli baar main ghalati se Tipu ke launde ko le aaya tha wapis...iss Umar mein waise bhi cake wake nahin kaata kerein hain, achha na deekhe hai..Ghar hi aaja
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@SRKianAJH
Aap ki smile toh kasam se jiyara chaknachoor kar gayi! Iss smile ko barkaraar rakhne ke liye Bauua ka ye chota sa gift!
#BauuaSaysThankYou
Shukriya bhai
@Bhuvan_Bam
! Kam toh tum bhi nahi! Titu mama se keh dena agli baar hamein bhi bula lein show par! Show ke baad scooter pe lift bhi de denge unhe!
Are Bauua , tumhaare Budday par dono hath jod k pranaam aur haan ..
#BauuaKaBirthday
hai .. to humaare taraf se Pauuaaa bhar happy birthday ..
Jio Guru
@BauuaSingh
Miltey Hain tumse 21 ko 🤗⭐
#RjAlok
Oye Bauue!! Bday mubarak ho bhai
@BauuaSingh
! Baccha park ka program ban raha hai toh aaj wahin cake kaat lete hain! Le bhi lenge little little!
#BauuaKaBirthday
Dekh kitni sharafat se Leah aa raha Hun Teri budday pe...bhai ab operation ke paise de diyo 🙏🙏
Yaar
@MissMalini
jitni angrezi aap ne ek line mein bol di utni toh hum milakar saal bhar mein bhi nahi bolte! Par feeling samajh rahe hain! Itne pyaar ke liye Bauua ka thank you!
While you might have to look up to talk to everyone else, no one ever looks down on you! Your wit, sass and charm definitely makes you one of a kind. Happy birthday, Bauua!
#BauuaKaBirthday
@iamsrk
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@SwagataDam
, Entertainment Editor
Sahi suna hai bilkul bhaiya
@HimeshMankad
! Bday hai hamara! Party rakhi hai 21 ko! Cake bhi manga denge aur apne gaanon par aap ko shake bhi kara denge!
Areee...Sunn Ne Mein Aya Hai, Aaj
@BauuaSingh
ka Happy Birthday... Kuch Mithai Withai Cake Shake Khila Do Yaar.... Kamaal Karte Ho Yaar, Aaj Birthday Aur 5 Din Baad Release...
#BauuaKaBirthday
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@saminaUFshaikh
Samina ji yakeen jaaniye! Bas aap ki iss muskurahat ke liye hi Ashok ne paida kiya tha mujhe! Aap ne Ashok ka jeevan safal kar diya ye tweet kar ke! 🙏
Happy Birthday to the antrangi, antique piece
@BauuaSingh
. Kaise kar lete ho ye sab pata nahi, par tumhare tweets padhke Bhaut hasi aati hai, kaafi khushi Bhi hoti hai!
#HappyBirthdayBauuaSingh
pre-booking bas kar hi rahe hai Tumhe 21st Dec ko dekhne ke liye! ☺️😘
@93mohini
@Zero21Dec
Arre yahaan toh ek ladki se romance karne nahi mil raha! Par itna sweet happy bday bolne ke liye thank you hai! Baaki party 21 ko karte hain cinema mein!