I don’t think BSG was happy with my posts you guys…

Escapers, we have added to ability to fire underbarrel grenade launchers repeatedly with no reload animation required. This change is to reduce the hardcore aspect of the 0.16.9 patch. We hope this is helpful. #EscapefromTarkov.

New balancing changes to the Hardcore Wipe mechanics in #EscapefromTarkov:. ● Previously available in-game tasks from Peacekeeper have been locked;.● LL2 for Peacekeeper has been removed;.● Any player who earned quest rewards will have EXP and items revoked from their account.

My impromptu return to Twitter will be started with this kill on @MisMagpie GGs ❤️ #EscapefromTarkov .

Escapers, the installation of patch 0.15.0.0 has been delayed. We estimate it will take 36-48 hours to complete the server downtime. We apologize for the inconvenience, and to compensate, each player with the “Unheard edition” will receive 1,000,000 roubles. #EscapefromTarkov.

Escapers, to eliminate any future plagiarism of our game code, we have decided to implement a special version of anticheat. This anticheat will:. - completely format the storage drive of anyone who accesses game files and ban the user. We hope this is helpful. #EscapefromTarkov.

Escapers, to apologize for the “Unheard edition” we will be implementing the following changes for eod users:. •Unique item with call-in mechanics “Legacy” device:.◦Ability to call in a friendly “t-72m tank” and receive 95% less damage from bullets. #escapefromtarkov.

Not my image, I don’t steal without credit, so: .

Escapers, in the near future, we plan to add a new paid package “The Juggernaut” to the game. This will include the following features (for 35$):. - Uniquely purchasable armor and gun shown below. - Additional HP to all body parts. - Receive 35% less damage . #EscapefromTarkov

Escapers, in response to the plagiarism of the Single-player Tarkov project, we will be issuing law suits to individuals who:. - Downloaded any SPT files.- Created SPT mods.- Searched info about SPT.- Posted or streamed about SPT. We hope you find this helpful. #EscapefromTarkov.

Escapers, to apologize for the Unheard Edition, we have decided to give EOD users the following benefits:. - 3% boost in XP gain. - Jaeger now has additional (fun) quests. - in-game voip time increased from 20 to 22 seconds . We hope you enjoy these changes. #EscapefromTarkov.

Did anyone have “BSG completely and utterly loses their minds on social media” on their April bingo cards?.

The lore deepens.

We’ve seen your frustration, escapers. To address any backlash, we have decided to discount the “Unheard Edition” to $200, AND will allow the CO-OP PVE to be purchased stand-alone for $150. We hope this change makes up for any dissatisfaction. #EscapefromTarkov.

I’m honestly concerned by the media meltdown Battlestate Games has caused. I don’t know what they’re thinking but they’ve managed to make it worse lol

BSG social media team right now:

Guys this isn’t me, wtf.

Escapers, to dispel rumors of “pay-to-win,” players will now be unable to access the game if they do not own the “Unheard Edition.”. This will ensure every player is on a level playing field and has an enjoyable “non-P2W” experience. We hope this is helpful. #EscapefromTarkov.

Escapers, with the release of “The Unheard Edition” we have decided to increase the price of other pre-order editions by $35. We have also reduced stash space of all editions by 15 rows, and removed all starting equipment. We hope you find this helpful. #EscapefromTarkov.

Escapers, it is April 2nd, not 1st. Worry not, I didn’t do it this time.