Dr. Bates
@BatesPhysio
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CEO, wife, physiologist, Eliza, professor, shenanigans, mother of my house. Pronouns: dr/dr Emojis: 🫀🫁🖥️👸🏳️🌈🧑🍳👩🔬👰♀️🤱🖖🏽
Joined November 2008
That’s a pretty big 10 we got now….
Big Ten Preseason Power Rankings.1.Purdue.2.IU.3.UCLA.4.Illinois .5.Rutgers.6.Oregon .7.Ohio State.8.Iowa.9.Michigan.10.Michigan State.11.Penn State.12.Northwestern .13.USC.14.Nebraska .15. Maryland .16.Wisconsin .17.Minnesota .18.Washington.
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Biplane landed on our highway yesterday after it ran out of fuel. Most Iowa story I’ve read in a spell…
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Officials were able to push the plane onto the side of the road and resume traffic.
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TD has deemed that Every Little Thing should be required viewing in school
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Small Things Like These back-to-back with Every Little Thing was diabolical @icfilmscene. I think I’ve lived through every human emotion in a single afternoon.
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I’m impervious to pop up sales until I hear they give proceeds to @ACSCAN. Ok, ok…take my money.
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I can’t believe I never saw it. I guess it could have only ended one way for ole Willie Stark. Also, there’s a gif for everything, isn’t there?
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Ah ah ah!!!.
Four thousand seven hundred sixty nine!.
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I feel for school kids now with parent contact apps. TD was tardy I knew within one minute of class start. The following conversation ensued…. “Dude!”.“I was in the bathroom”. In her defense, my predictive text completes the sentence anytime I write “running” with “10 min
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TD spent 20 minutes arguing with me that the trachea was a bone. I tried to explain that I have been studying the lungs for twice her lifetime, but she was ready to die on this hill. Until I googled it and showed her. Good she requires primary data over opinion?
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I’m playing Google Feud with TD and absolutely failing at the science questions. I’d never think to google these things because they’re so simple. “Mom, you’re going to have to think like a dumbass for these”.
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Is anyone else looking forward to the decline in election-related texts and emails? Just me?
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I just realized I only have to finish supply chain management and one more elective, and then I'm done with my MBA. 😳🫣😬.
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I think I need to get @strangesource this jacket so he'll take me to Vegas.
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Gahhhh! That feeling when a student brings you a figure for a paper that is a follow up on a previous publication and you realize you really like how they’re showing the data and wish you’d done it that way before.
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True facts. The "I got a PhD so I'll be a great manager/administrator" game is strong in academia. .
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This thread I replied to is probably one of the weirdest takes I've read in a while. What did I wake up to? Apparently, if you don't engage every moment of your life with the scientific method, you're not a scientist? I'm glad that philosophy doesn't apply to doctors?.
@jdpereira @KiaNeu6 Wow. That's a take—not a great take, but a take. I'm glad @StrangeSource and I aren't real doctors and scientists because it would make certain parts of our marriage less fun. You and I can still party and play video games, though.
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