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software / finance stuff. (mostly) self-funded.
Manhattan, NY
Joined November 2024
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Anthropic has completely lost the plot. They may still win, but only because their AI-generated designs keep drawing a guy spreading his ass. Raising Haiku prices ONCE MORE?
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I don't think this is true! Six months ago, X was speculating on how Bessent is deliberately tanking the market to make it cheaper for the treasury to borrow. That looks so stupid now. Trump wants China to bend the knee. That's how they hope to win the midterms.
Here’s some free alpha… Trump is beholden to the market. This is no longer April when they could play rough and break things. Midterms are coming. We are going higher.
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the people who say the downtrend in shitcos is because of tax day are just coping. nobody who files for oct 15 taxes due to K-1 statements invests in "5x MSTR covered call income" ETFs or anything with "direxion" in it
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sorry for the deep BEAR MARKET everyone. my employer put me on sell-only (and getting clearance to buy ETFs)... so i've been selling for the past two weeks. my last holdings $JD, $LB, and $DELL will get called away on Nov 21.
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Sudden dump? Is there an incoming truthsocial post?
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BESSENT ON SURGE IN GOLD PRICE: MORE BUYERS THAN SELLERS
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I don’t think this is insider trading right now, but it might set precedence if challenged in court.
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I’m fairly convinced that $DJT (the company) sells draft tweet flow. If they don’t, they should. But I’m pretty sure they do already. Not much explains consistent MASSIVE put buying and sales 1 minute before the posts go live. I don’t even know if this would be inside
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“50% international travel” the job said. Expectation: business class, sex with girls in exotic countries, Reality: Getting fucked by bugs. tinder is banned, twitter barely works, manager wants TPS reports every 30 mins for 48 hours
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have to download the donald trump app so i don’t become the liquidity for his son
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…? cooking oil? that’s why data center stocks are down?
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In PE/VC, the top is typically when SPVs are dominated by Korean investors. What if quantum stocks like $IONQ NoIQ / $RGTI Regreti just keep going up because of the South Korean degenerate gamblers piling their net worth in it? Martin Shkreli needs to auto translate to Korean.
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$JEF Jefferies renewed their in-elevator ads contract in June 2020 during remote covid shutdown. Oops!
$JEF is not Bear. It is not Lehman. Those firms died from leverage and runnable funding. Jefferies’ problem is perception, not solvency.
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If an alien in the sky looked at stocktwits top trending, they’d probably conclude there’s no sentient life.
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$DXY dollar strengthening makes me feel richer than any rare earth over-investment cycle. 🥰
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Wow. My timeline is full of “sell options for income” people again. I was really hoping it took like a week before they’re back like in April.
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hmm
Lost $1,500,000 on $TON today. I wasn’t gambling with crazy leverage, it was a "safe play"... Just 3x. “Safe,” I told myself. Until it wasn’t. One sudden wick, and everything vanished. I froze. Then I cried. Then, for the first time in months, I stepped away. No charts. No
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$GLD IV is increasing as gold goes up. Implied volatility is like a rubber band that stretches, putting pressure on prices to go to where they were before the stretch.
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