If I was a nuggets fan and I got home from drawing topographic lines at work for 10 hours only for them to wear their stupid “5280” jersey with a topo map of the city on it I’d drive to the stadium and jump from the rafters right onto Gary Harris.

Apparently playing the ethnicity guesser on my work computer is “racist”, “belligerent”, and “a fireable offense”. What happened to studying the humanities?.

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

My body is screaming at me to be driving back to school by now 😔.

Everytime I close my eyes all I see is utility networks #help #work.

Does my shirt cause cancer in Maryland too or just California

Post bar ravioli… no longer the move

Viktor Gyokerass

Man Utd can take pride in this defeat, they still have Sesko’s famous jumps.

Does dreaming I was working on a project count as billable hours?.

RT @ArnoldCarton: Outrageous behavior of Israeli settlers exposed tonight on @Channel4News .A Palestinian father is shot on his own land by….

Just got farted on by an old man in the ymca bathroom.

RT @sahouraxo: Israel just assassinated the entire Al Jazeera crew in Gaza: fearless journalists and cameramen reporting the truth amid gen….

Watching my brother play RDR 2 for the first time and the gang grilling Kieran has me really #nostalgic for the first night of pledging.

“Some people I know are depressed. Other people are picking up hobbies, going to the gym, going to church, and locking in at work. Our generation is in trouble!”.

RT @MoSalah: Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?.

RT @Bourdain: One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

Marlon Humphrey in middle school.

New invention: sticky notes that stick and don’t curl themselves into a cylinder.

I be sliding over cars while I poop.They think that I’m Tom Crude.Tom Crude Tom Crude.But bitch I’m Potty with the stools.

Wwyd if you brushed your hair then went to work but when you get there it lowkey looks like a prime Adam Morrison/1500’s British feudal lord cut? 🔥.