
Joseph Mallozzi 🏴☠️
@BaronDestructo
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Showrunner/Executive Producer/Writer - Dark Matter, Stargate: SG-1, Stargate: Atlantis, Stargate: Universe. Crime Show enthusiast.
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Joined October 2010
Shortly, after SG-1 was cancelled, we stopped receiving network notes. As a gag, I wrote a scene into a script that saw our resident alien, Teal'c, inadvertently attend a reading of the Vagina Monologues. I assumed that, when they saw it, they would ask me to remove it.
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Best Crime Reads of 2025 .#CrimeBooks #CrimeFiction.Girl Falling by Hailey Scrivener .Three friends go mountain climbing. One plunges to her death.Was it suicide, a terrible accident – or something more sinister?
Best Crime Reads of 2025.#CrimeBooks #CrimeFiction.Leo by Deon Meyer (@MeyerDeon).An attack on a young cyclist. A businessman's murder. And a multi-million-dollar heist gone tragically wrong. Two South African detectives set out to discover what links them.
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"Batman fly reaktor into middle of ocean where it explode harmlessly, far from everyone except de odd yacht and freighter. Enjoy your radiated corn shipment, Bangladesh!".
Cookie Monster movie review: The Dark Knight Rises (2012). Dis movie remind monster of Snuffleupagus after last year’s Oktoberfest: a big, bloated, confused mess dat hang around way too long after party end. Movie picks up 8 years after last one. Harvey Dent be dead and Gotham
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Best Crime Reads of 2025.#CrimeBooks #CrimeFiction.Leo by Deon Meyer (@MeyerDeon).An attack on a young cyclist. A businessman's murder. And a multi-million-dollar heist gone tragically wrong. Two South African detectives set out to discover what links them.
Best Crime Reads of 2025 .#CrimeBooks #CrimeFiction .Blood Ties by Jo Nesbo.Brothers Carl and Roy Opgard have killed their way to the top in the small town of Os, but with a new police investigation, a higher body count looms in the picturesque horizon.
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"Abigail basically Problem Child, but more bitey.".
Cookie Monster movie review: Abigail (2024). Last vampire film Monster watched was home movie of De Count’s family vacation to Aruba (ONE imodium! TWOOO imodium!). Slow build and too many subplots (ie. buffet not have gluten-free options) but saved by late twist dat Monster not
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Make movies that appeal to young men? What a bold and novel strategy!.
Leadership at Disney is pressing Hollywood creatives for movies that will bring young men (ages 13-28, aka Gen Z) back to the brand in a meaningful way, specifically original concepts. Sources say Disney has been seeking new IP and pitches such as splashy global adventures and
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"invariably, when me sit down for a rewatch, monster always end up more disappointed den a client of Grover’s Male Escort & Drywalling Services Inc. (He not always get all de corners. And me not talking about drywalling).".
Cookie Monster movie review: Despicable Me (2010). It happen to monster all de time. Me have fond memories of a movie or t.v. show, someting from way back in de day when monster have more fur on top and much less on de bottom (if you know what me mean) but, invariably, when me
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RT @BaronDestructo: PROPOSED NFL NAME CHANGES.(AFC EAST). It’s time to reconsider the NFL’s most controversial team names with a mind to bu….
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Zeljanica? Yes/No.
Zeljanica.📍 Bosnia and Herzegovina 🇧🇦.⭐ 4.3.💯 #18 best savory pastry in the world. Discover the best savory pastries in Bosnia and Herzegovina: This savory Bosnian pie (pita) consists of thinly rolled phyllo dough that is filled with a combination of
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"Dis movie stink worse den Grover gym bag after Jazzercise!".
Cookie Monster movie review: Superman II (1980). Superman II is great movie for kidz! Rotten, naughty kidz who you want to punish but not allowed to spank, so dis torturous movie next best ting. Superman II also perfekt for kidz becuz it mostly make no sense. Superman II start
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