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Showrunner/Executive Producer/Writer - Dark Matter, Stargate: SG-1, Stargate: Atlantis, Stargate: Universe. Crime Show enthusiast.

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Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️
4 years
Shortly, after SG-1 was cancelled, we stopped receiving network notes. As a gag, I wrote a scene into a script that saw our resident alien, Teal'c, inadvertently attend a reading of the Vagina Monologues. I assumed that, when they saw it, they would ask me to remove it.
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What one million dollars in consulting fees gets you.
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CCP IS ASSHOE
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Wtf 🤣
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Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️
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Chicken Gyro Zucchini Roll? Yes/No.
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🍽 Chicken Gyro Zucchini Roll .👩🏻‍🍳 Stella Drivas | Hungry Happens . 📝 Recipe In The Comments
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Zohran Mamdani: He votes for activists, not you
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Happy International Blind Dog Day.from our boy, Sharky
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Best Crime Reads of 2025 .#CrimeBooks #CrimeFiction.Girl Falling by Hailey Scrivener .Three friends go mountain climbing. One plunges to her death.Was it suicide, a terrible accident – or something more sinister?
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Best Crime Reads of 2025.#CrimeBooks #CrimeFiction.Leo by Deon Meyer (@MeyerDeon).An attack on a young cyclist. A businessman's murder. And a multi-million-dollar heist gone tragically wrong. Two South African detectives set out to discover what links them.
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Stargate: Atlantis - The "Be All My Sins Remember'd" Art Department Package, Part 1
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"Batman fly reaktor into middle of ocean where it explode harmlessly, far from everyone except de odd yacht and freighter. Enjoy your radiated corn shipment, Bangladesh!".
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CookieMonster (parody)
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Cookie Monster movie review: The Dark Knight Rises (2012). Dis movie remind monster of Snuffleupagus after last year’s Oktoberfest: a big, bloated, confused mess dat hang around way too long after party end. Movie picks up 8 years after last one. Harvey Dent be dead and Gotham
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Stargate: SG-1 trivia - "Absolute Power". …corrupts absolutely. Actors love to play bad guys and, in this episode, Michael Shanks delivers a terrific portrayal of our Daniel gone dark side. Destroying Moscow is pretty bad, but one of the most unsettling acts he commits never
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Royal Raspberry Brew Soft Serve? Yes/No.
@foodbeast
foodbeast
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Minnesota State Fair Debuts Beer Soft Serve Made From Actual Brew. Minnesota State Fair just took beer to the next level: soft serve. 🍦🍺 Made with 100% Pryes Brewing Royal Raspberry, this boozy frozen treat drops Aug 21–Sept 1 at West End Brews.
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Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️
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Best Crime Reads of 2025.#CrimeBooks #CrimeFiction.Leo by Deon Meyer (@MeyerDeon).An attack on a young cyclist. A businessman's murder. And a multi-million-dollar heist gone tragically wrong. Two South African detectives set out to discover what links them.
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Best Crime Reads of 2025 .#CrimeBooks #CrimeFiction .Blood Ties by Jo Nesbo.Brothers Carl and Roy Opgard have killed their way to the top in the small town of Os, but with a new police investigation, a higher body count looms in the picturesque horizon.
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"Abigail basically Problem Child, but more bitey.".
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CookieMonster (parody)
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Cookie Monster movie review: Abigail (2024). Last vampire film Monster watched was home movie of De Count’s family vacation to Aruba (ONE imodium! TWOOO imodium!). Slow build and too many subplots (ie. buffet not have gluten-free options) but saved by late twist dat Monster not
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Skittles ‘Swicy’ Fuego Gummies? Yes/No.
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foodbeast
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Skittles Releases ‘Swicy’ Fuego Gummies 😍🥵. It's made for those who enjoy a little heat with their sweetness. Each pack includes five flavors: mango, watermelon, strawberry, raspberry and lemon, coated in a layer of tangy and fiery chili seasoning.
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The So Pawsome 🐾
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Always curious and full of energy, Beagles turn every walk into an adventure 🐾🎉.
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Stargate: SG-1 outtake/blooper/deleted sene.Director Martin Wood's cameo ("Ripple Effect")
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Every time I do a pitch, there’s always that one exec who sits through it like he suspects my involvement in the unsolved murders of his grandparents.
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Make movies that appeal to young men? What a bold and novel strategy!.
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Variety
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Leadership at Disney is pressing Hollywood creatives for movies that will bring young men (ages 13-28, aka Gen Z) back to the brand in a meaningful way, specifically original concepts. Sources say Disney has been seeking new IP and pitches such as splashy global adventures and
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"invariably, when me sit down for a rewatch, monster always end up more disappointed den a client of Grover’s Male Escort & Drywalling Services Inc. (He not always get all de corners. And me not talking about drywalling).".
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CookieMonster (parody)
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Cookie Monster movie review: Despicable Me (2010). It happen to monster all de time. Me have fond memories of a movie or t.v. show, someting from way back in de day when monster have more fur on top and much less on de bottom (if you know what me mean) but, invariably, when me
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RT @BaronDestructo: PROPOSED NFL NAME CHANGES.(AFC EAST). It’s time to reconsider the NFL’s most controversial team names with a mind to bu….
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Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️
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PROPOSED NFL NAME CHANGES.(AFC EAST). It’s time to reconsider the NFL’s most controversial team names with a mind to building a more benign league, and a more banal and inoffensive future for our children. Listed are some of the most polarizing and insensitive team names along.
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Holly Dayle
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OMG this turned out so good!. I am loving the new TikTok harmony filter! .This song literally works perfect with it! The harmonies on this song We’re so much fun to record! Any other old songs or jingles you guys want to hear let me know!. Enjoy my attempt at “the empire jingle”
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Zeljanica? Yes/No.
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TasteAtlas
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Zeljanica.📍 Bosnia and Herzegovina 🇧🇦.⭐ 4.3.💯 #18 best savory pastry in the world. Discover the best savory pastries in Bosnia and Herzegovina: This savory Bosnian pie (pita) consists of thinly rolled phyllo dough that is filled with a combination of
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Stargate: Atlantis - behind the scenes (Replicator free fall)
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"Dis movie stink worse den Grover gym bag after Jazzercise!".
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CookieMonster (parody)
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Cookie Monster movie review: Superman II (1980). Superman II is great movie for kidz! Rotten, naughty kidz who you want to punish but not allowed to spank, so dis torturous movie next best ting. Superman II also perfekt for kidz becuz it mostly make no sense. Superman II start
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