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Lawyer• OBE(Open Book Examinations)• Road Scholar •Union Minister for Misinformation(Independent Charge)

India
Joined August 2022
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@BarkusMaximus
St Barkus OBE
2 years
Most of you are from small town and had no exposure in langauge, cinema,music and public behaviour. First time you stepped into your college you felt out of place. But I have a solution for you losers.A masterclass on sounding cool. A one stop solution providing thread:🧵(1/n).
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St Barkus OBE
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To register their protest against Tariffs on record, Trump Tower in Mumbai should be immediately evacuated by the residents till it is renamed.
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St Barkus OBE
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Washington Sundar and Axar Patel, despite being better batters than most, bat at 8/9 because they can bowl.
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St Barkus OBE
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Bol kaun raha hai?.
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lowkey_aurelius (Modi ka Parivar)
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@ridheysworld every week, your business changes.
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@BarkusMaximus
St Barkus OBE
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She could not afford loving me back even though I had imposed no tariffs. ✍️.
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St Barkus OBE
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No one has ever ghosted me or went silent to me for being rude. It is always when I have been nice to them that they do so. Who cares? There are enough people in the world. Next.
@PoirotHercule5
lowkey_aurelius (Modi ka Parivar)
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Girls rarely ghost you for being awkward. It’s when you turn rude that the silence begins.
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St Barkus OBE
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I am sorry to disappoint you but losing 15 tosses on a trot isn’t coincidence. We haven’t been practicing the art of throwing the coins in the air at all. Thala Dhoni always won tosses because he diligently practiced it when he was not facing Sunil Narine.
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@BarkusMaximus
St Barkus OBE
9 hours
This begs the question: . Is Baap Ray a bengali like Satyajit Ray?.
@ratnamrecommend
Pun-ni Ratnam's Alt
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The existence of बाप रे , implies the existence of मा पार्टिकल.
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St Barkus OBE
10 hours
I find DDLJ to be a very underrated movie.
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St Barkus OBE
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If no one at your workplace has ever thought or communicated that you are handsome or pretty, that means you were hired solely for your skills and that is encouraging to know that even in this economy, they think you can help them float their business. Thoughts?.
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St Barkus OBE
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Feild’s Medal winner for this year:.
@FaieqAli
Faieq Ali
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@neerajarora91 Sir, You have 6675 shares of ITC valued at 27.22 lacs. Dividend 47,159/90% = 52399(gross dividend).Dividend per share = 7.85.No. of shares = 52399/7.85 . Am I correct ?😅.
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St Barkus OBE
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Steyn.Lee.Akhtar.Ryan Harris .Klusener.
@tds122
Tony Steele
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This is my pace attack . what's yours ?
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@BarkusMaximus
St Barkus OBE
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After digging into stats and some serious research, I have arrived to the conclusion that Sachin tendulkar is an underrated batsman.
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@BarkusMaximus
St Barkus OBE
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We aren’t too far from the day when it will be announced that anyone who was enrolled after a specific date cannot enter into the Supreme Court and rightfully so.
@alabhyadhamija
Alabhya Dhamija
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No interns allowed in SC
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@BarkusMaximus
St Barkus OBE
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Dark day for intern community. I condemn this. Now who will stand on those iconic stairs?.
@alabhyadhamija
Alabhya Dhamija
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No interns allowed in SC
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St Barkus OBE
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Yeh ghaas kaatne ka aur gutter saaf karke paisa kamane ka khayal hamein kyun nahi aaya?.
@10x_business_0
10X Business
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Boring businesses are the ultimate cash cow. If you want financial freedom, you should start one. & it's never been easier to do. Here are my top 8 lame but extremely lucrative businesses AI can't replace in 2025:. 1) Gutter Cleaning
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St Barkus OBE
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Who called it Spy Camera and not a Stalk Exchange?.
@news24tvchannel
News24
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ओडिशा के पुरी में श्रीजगन्नाथ मंदिर में युवक स्पाई चश्मे से रिकॉर्डिंग करते पकड़ा गया. ◆ चश्मे में कैमरा लगाकर युवक फोटो-वीडियो मोबाइल पर भेज रहा था. ◆ सुरक्षा बढ़ाई गई, युवक हिरासत में, जांच जारी है. #JagannathTemple | Spy Camera | #Odisha
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St Barkus OBE
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Dr. Ambedkar was strictly against the idea of hero worshipping. By worshipping a hero like him, pseudo-intellectuals are disrespecting him.
@nahiyaaaaar
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Just heard somebody greeting each other with "jai bhim" lmao bhai maharashtra is so cooked.
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St Barkus OBE
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The only positive outcome of talking to her that stays with me is that I have started loving cats now.
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St Barkus OBE
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Someone calls a spade a spade: He is a man of supreme bravery and integrity. 👑. Gambhir calls a groundsman a groundsman: Bloody classist, elitist, casteist. 😡.
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@BarkusMaximus
St Barkus OBE
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Mudiji should resign if there is any other consequence than a Rajya Sabha membership to Gautam Gambhir.
@c_soubhagya
Soubhagya Chatterjee
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I think Gautam Gambhir will end up being in trouble. New York Times doing a report on this means this is going to be go global. No matter what is the cause, the classist and elitist remarks were audible and this will have consequences.
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