I got an acid tongue

New George Jones coming out today? Hmm

I’ve been big into Oh Mercy and Under the Red Sky lately.

Anyone wanna talk a little Bob Dylan instead of Blue Jays?

So Bo will be announced to a 7 year deal Tomorrow right?

Take that Kyle (F)Tucker

This new Lays commercial is confusing. Is the llama in the chips?

https://t.co/ZNiqlwhwHB

I’m looking to buy a toboggan but all the reviews people talk about how great it is for their 10 year old kid… any adult toboggans out there?

Snow day baby! Let’s gooooooo! (I already had the day off and will be doing the exact same thing as was before the snow but now also will shovel)

Anyone taken a look at Ryan Seacrest lately? He’s scaring me. (7pm right now, you know it’s Wheel of Fortune time)

Here’s a fun little parody line. In Bad Moon Rising instead of “there’s a bad moon on the rise” make it “there’s a bathroom on the right.” Feel free to take that and run with it.

Trying to unload their Bo jersey on marketplace. Does Chris from Facebook know something we don’t?

Hey @fordnation we gotta do something about the unethical business practices with hospital parking lots. $5+ every 20 mins, $30+ a day and $500 for a monthly pass. The money doesn’t even go to the hospital, goes to the 3rd party parking lots companies!

Anyone want to go to Swiss Chalet with me for some Chicken Parm?

I know that guy from Twitter!!!! @RealPaulRoss

What’s everyone’s favourite January 1st jokes? In the style of “I haven’t showered since last year!”

Big Bang Theory Marathon on CTV comedy today. Going offline now talk tomorrow. #SheldonCooper

Remember Maple Leaf Taxi in Toronto? The blue and white cars classic. Was my dads go to taxi company to call.

I actually was offered to be in Faze Clan. For my humour. But I said no.

Big Bang Theory marathon before the new year. Anyone else think that Sheldon guy is quite funny?