Bardock 🍉
@Bardock_dardock
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change future (not affiliated with anyone, this is a parody.)
Joined January 2021
Don’t look so shaken up. Blood is a constant in life, we’re born drenched in it and people like us will die in a puddle of it.
-—-I've done things people my age should never do. No, way before, when I was still a boy. Even then, my impulses told me I've witnessed bloodshed way further than that. “ ... but, yeah. ”
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I’m surprised you can’t pick up the true smell of shedded blood. Call it intuition, but I can tell you’ve definitely seen more blood than anyone else at your age.
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It’s not even a headband, it’s a rag my friend used to wear on his arm. As for the smell? Mind your own business kid.
Why does your headband smell like copper?
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Some kinda crazy…noisy…bizarre town?
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Can we talk about it
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YOU LAUGH LIKE A MANIAC! I just said it so that he would get off my back about it!
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I’m just a man. I have no nation, no philosophy, no ideology. I go where I’m needed. I’m no boss, if we both bleed we are equals.
Tch. Alright, alright. Sure. I will. Maybe help me get a job after I do it too since you're your own Boss apparently.
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No one calls me that
Get fucked Fon Fon
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Please gas up my smallest fan
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Christmas tradition!
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@Bardock_dardock If you desire death by my hand so badly, I'm gracious enough to deliver. Bear your neck Mongrel, and I shall personally sever it from your body.
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@Bardock_dardock A battle then? You desire your blood upon my blade so desperately? Insolence hardly describes it. You seem to hold a history with me. Whilst I can't bother to recall —— it explains your dissatisfaction with anything else. What could possibly measure up to me, after all?
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@Bardock_dardock You've failed to think things through properly. I was curious on what sort of commoner would find themselves here, however this was unexpected. I have to say, you're as insolent as you are intriguing.
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@Bardock_dardock - Fu, hahaha hahaha!!! Truly, to think a mongrel would possess the gall for such an act!
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That wasn’t a fight, I was in a medi pod for a month
what about that time I accidentally got acid in your eye
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He’s the only person that makes fighting entertaining nowadays
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