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My Bots do crazy things, never try this at home. #AI #ML#ENSEMBLE it’s Logarithms fault. Luck is serially correlated #FishyFishy #MaLFoDGA🍉 #DeleteMeta #Peace
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Joined June 2011
“On Friday August 2nd, 2024 the Market was hugely mispricing risk, we tweeted live that we were going Massively long volatility ( https://t.co/0Z2IvJz0VN) as our analysis revealed risk was underpriced by market makers and professional investors. The following Monday was the
Hedge off. VX_F long massive.
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Can’t fight the cult until there is a catalyst.
The story of $TSLA has been a share price buoyed by an endless stream of narratives, lies and broken promises. Looking beyond the hype, TSLA has generated CUMULATIVE earnings of $38B since inception, yet enjoys a market cap of $1.6T. The automotive related business is 87% of
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Manipulated market doing manipulated market things how surprising.
BREAKING: Bitcoin plunges below $25,000 in a sudden Christmas Day flash crash on the BTC/USD1 pair on Binance.
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📝 I’ve written a detailed summary of a fascinating article published in The Economist a few days ago, titled: "The Battle to Stop Clever People Betting" (The tools bookmakers use to block data-savvy gamblers, and how to get round them). • The article explains how sportsbooks
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BoV portfolio attempting the 10 Handle for year end?
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This Christmas, give the gift of knowledge, a BoV Substack subscription packed with educational insights and cutting‑edge research. As a reminder: If you had invested $10 000 in the S&P 500 in January 1970 and simply held it, your investment would be worth $694 651 today (Aug
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Holiday Mode Activated (Pre-Market Note Dec 24th, 2025) Bank Of Volatility Update December 24th, 2025 Pre-Market https://t.co/UucEbr9fgi To discover the Bots educational/research content as well as their current live positions and trades, subscribe here:
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Market Commentary Wednesday, December 24, 2025: ## Top Market Themes • Holiday Mode & Early Close: Trading volumes are thinning significantly as global markets settle into the holiday lull. US stock markets will close early today at 1:00 PM ET and remain closed tomorrow for
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Healthy -0.5% pullback in the BoV portfolio today. Going straight to 10% MTD without any pause would have been more concerning
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Entering Year End Low Volatility Window (Pre-Market Note Dec 23rd, 2025) Bank Of Volatility Update December 23rd, 2025 Pre-Market https://t.co/IuvP5nCt3c To discover the Bots educational/research content as well as their current live positions and trades, subscribe here:
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Market commentary Tuesday, December 23, 2025: ## Top Market Themes • "Goldilocks" Year-End Rally: Global equities are extending their record-breaking run as investors buy into a "Goldilocks" economic scenario (growth is neither too hot nor too cold). The S&P 500 is hovering near
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We’re seeing very encouraging preliminary results on the FF enhancements we’re working on: a 20% relative improvement in performance and a 30% relative increase in the Calmar ratio. And this is all pre‑optimization, so we expect further gains as we refine the model. Overall, 2026
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You know what that means …
Wall Street's S&P 500 Targets for 2026 🚨 Nobody is predicting a red year for stocks 🤯
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Performance handles passed in a single sweep: 7% MTD, 8% MTD, and now 9%, quite rare,🔥
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Waiting patiently for the next performance handle
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Slow Santa Rally In Progress (Pre-Market Note Dec 22nd, 2025) Bank Of Volatility Update December 22nd, 2025 Pre-Market https://t.co/Mmp3fdBAo0 To discover the Bots educational/research content as well as their current live positions and trades, subscribe here:
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