Michael Baney
@BaneyMike
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"Why are they treating her so badly when she's not even a Palestinian" ain't it.
La señora en el suelo ¿será del Tren de Aragua, de una Mara salvadoreña o una terrorista palestina?.
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I always find it weird that people think the best "gotcha" in politics is discovering that a politician sometimes goes by a nickname. Fellow twitterers, you will be scandalized to learn that my friends call me Mike.
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As a New Jerseyan, I don't know why the NJ Democratic Party is tweeting a map that shows Staten Island as part of our state, but I wouldn't take the island even if New York paid us to.
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RT @PaddyMcShanty: you're all jubilant but right now some poor intern at the adl has to log every zohran vote as a unique incident of antis….
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The International Longshoremen's Association is the weirdest organization in the history of trade unionism.
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Google seems to suggest that the song's lyrics in Spanish are rendered as saying there is no paraíso, only cielo, which strikes me as really muddling the meaning of the line.
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Thought I just had as an English-speaker. In John Lennon's Imagine, is the line "Imagine there's no heaven. above us only sky" particularly difficult to translate or even understand for native Spanish-speakers given "cielo" means both? How do you get around that? "Firmamento?".
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Peruvian right: Everyone who disagrees with us is a Senderista terrorist. Also Peruvian right: We need to be detonating more bombs in Lima.
Alcalde Rafael López Aliaga lanza nueva propuesta contra la criminalidad: "El dron es capaz de bajar. Como un cóndor, esta dando vueltas, el dron detecta si hay un hecho delictivo (porque tiene inteligencia artificial) y baja el dron y te manda un aviso: O te paras o explotó. Así
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It should robotically say "ama sua" before killing thieves, their victims, and any bystanders within the blast radius.
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New Peruvian innovation from Lima's mayor, Porky: a drone that flies around "like a condor" and, when some algorithm tells it a crime is likely being committed, it descends and explodes, killing everyone in the area. Why? Because "that's how technology works.".
Alcalde Rafael López Aliaga lanza nueva propuesta contra la criminalidad: "El dron es capaz de bajar. Como un cóndor, esta dando vueltas, el dron detecta si hay un hecho delictivo (porque tiene inteligencia artificial) y baja el dron y te manda un aviso: O te paras o explotó. Así
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Peruvians trying to reinstate the death penalty for the managers of this restaurant:
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My friend just sent me this from a Mexican restaurant in Arizona.
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This reminds me of the first time I took a combi about 20 years ago. The cobrador charged me an extra 50 cents because I was a dumb gringo who had no idea what I was doing, and a woman jumped up and said "Are you going to serve him a sandwich during the ride for that price?".
🔴Trabajadora del nuevo Aeropuerto Jorge Chávez denuncia que los pasajes de los buses Aerodirecto no son regulares. “Cobran lo que les da la gana”, sostuvo.
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RT @pavese: Me tocó viajar por trabajo el 2do día de apertura del nuevo aeropuerto y como lo imaginaba: todo ultra-lento. La cola del count….
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The Peruvian government is actually proud to announce that you have to travel in the opposite way that you want to go and then make a U-turn to get to the new airport because they can't figure out how to bridge a river that barely has any water in it.
🟢 Esta es la ruta para llegar al nuevo Aeropuerto Internacional Jorge Chávez en Lima, Perú.
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RT @JonahDispatch: Just for the record, the DHS secretary has no idea what Habeas Corpus is. If you don’t think this would get 5 hours a da….
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