Ignoramus
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Maryland Terrapin Loyalist and 1x Twitter Poker Winner
Joined October 2024
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Stayed up for a 12:20 tip 15 turnovers in the first half
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On the train listening to The Rain Song and staring longingly out the window on some sensitive young man shit that most could only dream of achieving
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If you aren’t rooting for the Maryland Football Terrapins today you are on the wrong side of history.
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I’D LIKE TO KNOW WHERE @PerSources IS RIGHT NOW
Derik Queen's 11 assists tonight are the most by a rookie center since Brad Daugherty in 1987 He becomes the youngest center ever to register 20+ points and 11+ assists (h/t @stathead)
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Me liking every Derik Queen tweet that’s showing up on the TL
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Oh would you look at that I’m correct!
Derik Queen is the best basketball player of all time.
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Pre-draft Derik Queen “truthers” are snotty crying right now. So obvious their takes were based on draft profiles they spent no more than 2 minutes reading. Anyone who watched this young man play at Maryland knew how bright his future was. Fun to root for. More fun to watch.
DERIK QUEEN TONIGHT: 30 POINTS 9 REBOUNDS 4 ASSISTS 2 STEALS 2 BLOCKS 12/18 FGM 30 MINUTES CAREER-HIGH. 🔥
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Who is Diggy Coit? To the blind, he is the light. To the hungry, he is bread. To the sick, he is the cure. To the lonely, he is company. To the sad, he is joy. To the prisoner, he is freedom. For the poor, he is treasure. For me, he is everything.
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Maryland fans, prepare to #GetDiggyWitIt a LOT this season. This is just the beginning.
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I have deleted so many drafts. This is the nicest I could muster. I cannot believe I have to support this team led by the most incompetent coach in all of Power 4 football for another season. Please give me 3 days to accept this reality and get back to hoping we beat Michigan
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0-4ctober 2026 is going to be cinema 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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The average couple. Just both mediocre looking, nothing about their entire existences being noteworthy. They work a boring 9-5, drive run of the mill sedans and spend their weekends watching TV. They’ll have 2 kids, a boy & a girl - who will carry on this unremarkable cycle.
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Good morning. Maryland vs Rutgers. Mike Locksley vs Greg Schiano. A moveable object vs a stoppable force. Who wants it less? Time will tell.
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#ThisIsOnlyNovember but I will not survive to see the new year at this rate
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Tonight we (yes WE) all support Joseph Smith and his prestigious basketball program as they courageously hang 95 on the Pope’s morally corrupt alma mater
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