Charlie Baker ๐
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SOLELY FOOTBALL CHAT ON HERE. instagram for everything else. Comedian/ Radio host. #TUFC .#NewYorkForever Egg Utd He/Him/His Rep @OfftheKerb Devonshire
Joined September 2010
Thought it was Bobby Davro.
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This kid from Spain is only 16. Just fuck him up a bit early. Nick his phone, limit his screen time, tell him his mate fingered his girlfriend after Maths. Get under his skin.
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Roger Daltry/Rob Beckett/Steve McLaren/Cilla Black/Ken Dodd.
This guy looks like a photo-shop of about five different people.
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But no cup replays because theyโre โtiredโ.
Arsenal and Tottenham Hotspur have announced a pre-season fixture in Hong Kong, which will become the first north London derby outside the UK ๐จ
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I don't care what beef you've got with your brother , you turn up with your guitar and bang out Wonderwall.
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The BIGGEST disappointment at Wembley last night was we were sat in front of Tim Booth lead singer of James and he didnโt ask us to sit down ONCE.#thosewhofindthemselvesridiculous #Eng
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Pret A Manger having to close 30 shops. Does anyone know which street in London it is? #pret.
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โWeโve got to make sure we get those tiny details rightโฆโ ๐๏ธ. Mark Cooper spoke with the press ahead of this Saturdayโs National League trip to Boston United. #YTFC ๐
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TV pitch: Repair shop but the repairers are massively out of their depth. #TV @TheRepairShop #Pitch @richardosman @BBCOne #panic
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A terrible shame on the game.
Leeds United are the first name to be engraved on the National League Cup. They edge out Sutton United 2-1 in the final
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My last H and J show of the year today and as ever laughed from the start to finish. It is a privilege to sit in for the excellent Andy on his show. Paul is consistently the funniest person Iโve ever worked with EVERY day.A unique island of joy on British radio.Lucky. Grateful.
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Imagine being so thick, so emotionally stupid, so leaden as a human to look at this and think โIโll sell that and mug everyone who likes it off. Iโm so lacking in empathy that I canโt imagine anything but myselfโ A Piss Poor Human. #TUFC
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Close your eyes. Youโre in a pub with your best mates. The ones you donโt need to try with. Youโre on your 5th pint. Thereโs a band who you thought would be shit but theyโre really great. Youโre getting chips on the way home. Thatโll come back. Xx.
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A sad difficult day for the Gulls. But as always on these days Iโm reminded that the โFootball familyโ really does exist. Thank you for all the kind messages of support to our fan base. Itโs only football but also itโs everything. Fundraising comedy gig details soon. #TUFCForever
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Used this twice this week and have shown 5 people.
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A bleak morning in our house. All four of us on the naughty list. Not one present. Tough for the kids to take. But a life lesson I suppose. Obviously respect to the big man and heโs checked the list twice so it canโt be a mistake. But feels harsh. #HappyChristmas2023.
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Has literally sold out the O2 with his Stand up comedy having worked his ass off in the clubs and pubs and Edinburgh for 10-20 years. Writes a new hour of stand up every 18 months. Isnโt a cunt.
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I said Hi on the tube earlier @sammatterface but you just blanked me. Shame. #blanked @talkSPORT #colleaguesnotfriends
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This is absolutely wrong. Ivan Toney is in an industry that is flooded with gambling advertising and promotion. If he has an addictive tendency then he should get counselling and rehab rather than punishment. Football needs to look at itself. #IvanToney.
BREAKING: Ivan Toney has been suspended from all football and football-related activity with immediate effect for eight months, fined ยฃ50,000, and warned as to his future conduct for breaches of The FAโs Betting Rules.
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Paul mentioned it at the start of the show. Biggest EVER listening figures for The Hawksbee and Jacobs show. EVER. 20 odd years in and they are still killing it every day. No one works harder to get the show just right than Paul and Andy. Itโs a privilege to be a part of. #RAJAR.
๐จ H&J Daily Pod ๐จ. @PaulHawksbee & @BakersTweet.๐Glorious Goodwood Day 3.โฝ๏ธ 30 years of Footy Manager .๐ A Birthday Spread. Listen Below ๐ฝ.
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Just so you know Iโm Torquay United forever. For life.Not โwhile weโre in the leagueโ or โIf we winโ or โas long as itโs not stressfulโ or `Iโm a loser in every other part of my life but at least I follow a team that winsโ FOREVER. No matter what. #Truelove #TUFC #TheGulls
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Sean was the first comedian I ever saw @comedystoreuk when I was 16.He did a routine punctuated with such lines & mimes as โMan frying bacon, no shirtโ I was hooked and in tears of laughter. Never deviated from what he thought was funny. A GREAT comic,a greater loss. Sad day.
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The FA is run by people who have no idea what it is to be a football fan.
The FA and The @premierleague have reached an agreement to strengthen the #EmiratesFACup format and increase support for grassroots football. Swipe for details โก๏ธ.
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THANKYOU TRAGO THANKYOU AUSTINS THANKYOU BASTINS .THANKYOU DYRONS .THANKYOU TEIGNIBUS .THANKYOU CIDER BAR .THANKYOU RAFTERS .#NewtonAbbot .#NEDENG .#EURo2024.
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NETFLIX! Why watch a 2 hour film when you can watch it over 10 55 minute episodes? #Netflix.
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As awkward as it can be, a discussion with your son about consent, power and respect now and again is only a good thing. Do it.
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New number 1 in the list of โWorst things in sportโ 1: โCan I have your shirtโ board beggars .2: Sweet Caroline .3: โCome on Timโ shouters at Andy Murray .#Worstthingsinsport #Sport.
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Our back 5.
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So many SWEATY Exeter City fans trying to claim Olly Watkins. Heโs from Newton Abbot. He only played for Exeter because he ran out of options. Literally his last choice. He left as soon as he possibly could. Grecians, as ever, embarrassing. A desperate club.
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Iโve just joined Just Stop Oil. I agree with their beliefs. I like their methods. And I think theyโre my best chance of Taylor Swift tickets.
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A dream outcome considering where we were a few short months ago. Season ticket holding owners and a percentage of fan ownership. The fact it has gone through drama free is also amazing. We move. START IT UP. #TUFC.
๐ก Administrators Hand Over Control Of Torquay United To Bryn Consortium. Creditors approve Company Voluntary Arrangement. ๐ #tufc
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ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED to win @WeAreTheFSA RADIO SHOW OF THE YEAR for the 2nd year running. Making these shows with @maxrushden @bglendenning @Jamie_FD is a huge highlight of my whole career. Very thankful to all @talkSPORT ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ซถโ๐ป#OpenTopBus.
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Always the people you least suspect.
๐จ Footage has emerged of Snoop Dogg smoking a 'joint' before going on to perform at the Super Bowl LVI half-time show. Watch it below:
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โAnd then let him rot on the benchโ is the end of the quote.
๐จ Rio Ferdinand has urged Manchester United to do โwhat ever it takesโ to sign England and Dortmund wonderkid Jude Bellingham. (Source: Mail Online)
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712 at Division 6 regional football for a team that has 11 points deducted due to various depressing reasons. Football clubs belong to the fans.The fact that they can get into the hands of people who will never understand friendship and community is a national disgrace. #TUFC.
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Thrilled to announce Iโm playing Fred in WEST! THE MUSICAL ! This Christmas at the London Palladium Featuring all the songs you love incl. Have you got a sister? Lock the bloody doors Rose and Just a misunderstood builder (of dreams) #linkinbio
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Congratulations Exeter on winning this trophy last night.
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If itโs Rebecca Vardy weโre through the looking glass.
Gary Neville says he knows who is leaking information to the media at Manchester United.
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Rhod is the best of us. Think good thoughts.
Our thoughts are with Rhod Gilbert who has announced he is receiving treatment at Velindre Cancer Centre.
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Thatโs it !!! The cursed season is over !! Torquay til I die. #YELLOWARMY #TUFC FOOTBALL GOVERNANCE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The absolute best feeling on my chest is the weight of a small head thatโs just requested that they get into our bed as itโs too dark, so they park beside us. Iโm blessed by this pest, feel them breathe and reside in the calm of my pit, this is balm, this is it, what Iโm for.
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Often pinch myself that itโs my job. This will keep me laughing until Christmas #blessed #SirJohnnyWeaver.
๐คฉIt's a show full of stars from 1pm today! @ollymurs joins us as does @jeremypiven, and there's the Clips of the Week. But the big question is - will we ever get another moment as good as this? #sirjohnnyweaver
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I once tried to kill a football club and build some houses on the ground spending nearly 6 million in the process but ended up achieving nothing but ruining a managers reputation and a couple of thousand people telling me to Fuck off
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As an England fan youโd dread #shanewarne bowling at you but as a #cricket fan youโd pray youโd see the great Warney turn his arm and cast his spell. He is of course immortal. Forever trundling in, in a billion fans day dreams of warm early evenings on a turning strip somewhere.
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I absolutely CANNOT WAIT to be at Hemel/St Albans/Welling/Dorking etc etc on a freezing Tuesday night in February watching Paul Wottons Yellows LUMP it in the box. The RELIEF of having a football club, of being ALIVE has brought me to actual tears about 3 times since Friday #TUFC
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Once again I have apparently been rude on Talksport about how many fans Borehamwood FC have. I would once again like to apologise, especially to the (checks notes ) 27 (Twenty seven) away fans tonight at Wrexham (a).
๐ฅATTENDANCE. Tonight's attendance at the Racecourse is 8,705. This includes 27 Wood fans who've made the long trip from South Hertfordshire this evening. Thank you for your support!. ๐ 4-2 ๐ชต. #WeAreTheWood.
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Luton Town fans have been amazing today. Theyโve fought this shit 3 times and are now Premier League with a not much bigger ground. Hope. #TUFC.
@BakersTweet Every Luton fan is behind your club. Brilliant club with a fantastic history. Solidarity โ๐ผ.
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For anyone feeling it a bit this morning. As a lower league fan you get very used to defeat,failure and abject performances from a team you love. But that makes the high points immense.The key is to really enjoy the journey and try not to care about the destination X #Eng.
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What ever that thing youโve always wanted to do is. Start working for it today. Get involved Especially if youโre in your 20โs because youโre 25 now but I promise in a heartbeat youโll be 45. Fill that heartbeat up with love,for yourself,for others and for what you do #Gogetit.
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Happy Birthday to one of my all time heroes #DickVanDyke Wonder if he was in the Newton Abbot area in 1975
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Not going to Rwanda and a Wank. A double win.
CONFIRMED - the flight will not be taking off after all asylum seekers were pulled off.
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I know itโs show business and not real boxing but I absolutely want to see Iron Mike knock this prick out ๐คฃ.
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Torquay Truro Taunton Weston Super-mare Bath and Yeovil in the same division. I for one look forward to the Pasty League. #TUFC.
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This was the best performance in the best scene of the best film Iโve seen in years. Everything about it was pure class.
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Huge thanks to the Million plus people listening to the shows Iโm on @talkSPORT Itโs a dream job and I love it. #Gogetit
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STATEMENT: I just got off the bus and said โThanks mateโ not โCheers driveโ ๐ Can I take this opportunity to apologise to the complete population of the Westcountry. I will be taking some time to think about my actions and learn from them. No further questions at this time.
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Absolutely love all the lads. Weโve got our club back. Itโs better than ever. A golden age. Delirious. #TUFC Bath(a)
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Can I apologise for reading out a not suitable for 10 am Text on @Talksport #Gamedaywarmup this morning. I was reading a few #NudeFootballers at once and I got caught out by โMatty Longshaftโ.
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As good as it gets @BBCDevon Paul Mulhern Heโs been excellent all season. Pin pointing exactly what #TUFC and the #YellowArmy have gone through. Local radio at its best. Vital.
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My beloved @TUFC1899 play @SUFCRootsHall today some are saying maybe Southendโs last ever football match. This is an absolute disgrace. Football is not about business. It is about community and happiness. Solidarity with #Shrimpers fans.
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This by @TUFC1899 fan and photographer Dennis Kallmer sums up the absolute joy & relief of the takeover and new Gulls.Superfan Paul Bastard Hi 5โs @EdPalmer_25 who scored the winner on full debut aged 31 after first joining the club at 16 year old. Football. Bloody Hell. #TUFC
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Aaron Downes stepped up and took control while everything around him was falling apart. A great human He had very few players and very little support from the club. He did it with class, dignity and in games that mattered fearlessness Heโs a Gull. Iโm sad to see him leave. #TUFC
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Nothing but respect for the fixture computer/Vanarama making Gateshead v Yeovil a 12.30 kick off. #YTFC Youโve been National Leagued.
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