You think it's hard to program GUIs in Java? Well, take a swing at it!

Ssh... I'm tunneling over here!

When others hear the word "Kernel", they think "Popcorn" When I hear the word "Kernel", I think "Bash Shell!" #ProgrammingTruths

You thought you liked C? Wait till you try my D

Ill C you in a bit.

Do you know asl? No, but I know asp.

what do you need to unlock your computer? Keys.

What's a cats favorite part of a PC? The mouse

Javas got class

Cam I have a byte? No, but you can have a bit.

What's a computer's favorite type of py?

Thats a very batty shell script

Oh what's that? Is that a Ruby I see? No, its a perl.

You don't like C? Get a.OUT