"Sucks that there's no lasagna in the house. Maybe I could be your lasagna, just for tonight."

RT @CatWorkers: > Take cat the vet. > Vet is also a cat.

RT @CrispyTesticles: Me explaining to my dentist (who is an octopus) the issues with my teeth:.

RT @nin10doland:

RT @horsetwting: this is how i tweet

RT @twaniimals:

RT @shitbiscuit: In 5 business days I can get fired on the spot.

RT @BluebriarArts: This how they draw people in those facebook boomer comic strips.

RT @kinda_grump: I feel like my man 2004 Tajiri with the pies

there is less bacterial life on Finn Balor than the void of space, that's how WASHED this man is.

RT @cosyposter:

RT @SanAntonioZoo: Pygmy falcon update: starting to figure it out

RT @quadspawning: grainy CCTV footage of a little grey alien chasing a ball out into the street and immediately getting obliterated by a sp….

RT @PokeDailyPost: Good weekend!

RT @interesting_aIl: Tie-dye shirt by Austin Mackereth

I can guarantee this is exactly what's happening and because he's charging an arm and a leg for indie dates and giving interviews basically that he wants to stay in WWE, yeah it sounds fucking fake.

That's Charlie

RT @twaniimals:

RT @peeled_pokemon: 102.

RT @PuppiesIover: Living his best life

RT @Murdoink: perfect view