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My attitude today is getting on my own damn nerves, send help

For 10 years the view from my house/yard has been the side of the mountain. Now my view is ruined by this hideous house being built 😩 hurry up and grow trees

She handed me the room key and never told me what room I was in. She told me she couldn’t change my reservation.

I can’t with TeenMon Reddit. There are multiple comments analyzing what jenelle and David’s flatulence smells like 🥴 tf

Last July I noticed I got a raise. Didn’t question it, even though the timing didn’t make sense. Today I got told I’m being detailed to ICU for 3 months. I signed the paperwork and it said I was coming from the ER. Since July. I haven’t set foot in the ER 🙃

Last night I saw my asshole neighbor in my yard so I threw out some lit firecrackers. Pretty sure that asshole fell cause his flashlight immediately aimed at the sky then shut off 💀 serves the fucker right

My husband travels for work. He ran downstairs in his hotel to grab something and all of his employees asked if he was going on a date. He was in a t shirt and jeans.. both from Sam’s Club 🥴 I feel bad for all of their wives if they think that’s a date outfit

Manneskin is this generations nickleback and is like nails on a chalkboard 🥴

Chicken broth used to be 10 for $10. Now it’s 3 for $5. I know all groceries prices have gone up, but that one was most noticeable to me. Also we’ve paid just over $38,000 in taxes this year. Send help.

My new neighbors baby started screaming and now they are blasting some kids music. Our houses are not even close. Clearly causing deafness will make the baby shut up 🤨

My new neighbors have been remodeling their garage for weeks 🤔 it’s a garage. Your car does not care what it’s home looks like. So strange

Trying to instill work ethic in a 12 year old is exhausting. All I expect out of him is all A’s and very basic chores. It’s like pulling teeth from a crocodile though 😩

I’m so sick of irresponsible dog owners in my neighborhood 💆🏼‍♀️ I scooped up one neighbors shit and dumped it in his driveway today. A bit ago some random ass dog jumped out of the tree line and chased someone

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I’ve put up a few tasteful Halloween decorations outside and now everyone asks “big fan of Halloween huh?” And I just say no and we stare at each other. Every. Time.

Y’all I really thought the last two months from hell ended on October first. Of course not. I’m scheduled to work all weekend and came down with an ear infection 💆🏼‍♀️

When you’re a teen, nobody tells you that adult life consists of things like finding a good box and saying “this is a nice sized box, I’m gonna keep it in case I need a box this size” 🤔

I’ve been a @wingstop junkie since 2008. I think I’m breaking up with them today. Unseasoned, uncooked chunks of potato and ranch with chunks in it.