Charity, we did it LFG #TheBachelorette

If ABC and HGTV think that I’ll actually watch this ludicrous television show, they’re absolutely right.

Absolutely ludicrous tagline for a Bachelorette promo #TheBachelorette

ABC you had your Bachelorette right here!! #TheBachelorette

From MomTok to Bachelorette, what a world #TheBachelorette

Desperate times call for desperate measures—The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star Taylor Frankie Paul has been formally announced as the next Bachelorette #TheBachelorette

Hannah W.

https://t.co/JpMliMCcGz

Not ABC acting like Tyler Cameron (happily in a relationship) was about to walk onto the beach only for it to be SEAN 😭😭😭 #BachelorInParadise

What in the WORLD lmao #BachelorInParadise

It appears that ABC has gotten with the times and fired the person who edits in the black boxes #BachelorInParadise

WHY CAN’T THEY JUST GO SIT AT THE HOTEL RESTAURANT AND/OR BAR???? #BachelorInParadise

Welcome back to my TV, Hannah B. #BachelorInParadise

Bailey is looking for the Jay-Z (who is famously loyal) to her Beyoncé. Awesome. #BachelorInParadise

It appears that ABC has substantially increased the production budget this summer #BachelorInParadise

Oh wow you’re 28 you’re so old drop the skin care routine 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 #BachelorInParadise

@BachelorBob_ @BachParadise @JessePalmerTV hopping in as we speak 🫡

At long last, it’s Paradise Monday #BachelorInParadise

Worth the wait

Also confirming that this is not, in fact, Hannah B

The caption absolutely sent me