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Stephen Letoo's six wives happily joining him on stage during his house warming event. Wueeeeh 🤒
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@KhalifKairo
Tuungane tuweke appointments za meno kwa daktari mpaka asipate chance. This can't be happening 😔🙄🤕🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Hiyo stori imeniuma sana. Marriages are for partnerships. If anything, I like secluding myself when things ain't going well for me. Sasa if you lock me out of the bedroom usiku because of an ED that I have because of being broke, wallahi once I make it you're out of my life.
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About quitting your job and following your dreams, I tried that shyet once. Quit my job, got paid kitu 28K ya services and ongezead some savings to go chase this dream. I remember this video shoot did cost me circa 50K na I had school fees to pay. After the shoot,
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Andrew Kibe: So now that immaturity, you've seen it?
Mungai Eve: I saw it a long time ago.
Fear women ndugu zangu 😂😂😂😂😂
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Mammito and Jowie aside, there's a reason why sadness in Kenya doesn't last long 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Nyako, Pastor Ng'ang'a
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I remember telling some chic that hii verse had nothing to do with ass-grabbing but my interpretation was vile polisi watakuibia. Didn't think it like this. Y'all wanted to cancel Wakadinali juu ya your own ignorance? Normalize kuuliza maswali mkuwe enlightened 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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@Davinci_ke
Alex Migosi aliiba bell usiku akaificha kwa ceiling huko juu. Hatukuamka preps siku kadha wa kadha, tulitoka breaks mapema but tukachelewa kurudi juu hakuna bell, but there's always a snitch
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@kai_and_karo
@KhalifKairo
Men will call each other 'fatherless, meno bwaku, impotent peehole, mzigo wa mzae' but with so much love. Ladies will call each other 'Babes, hunz, twinnie, bestie' with a lot of jealous na hate. I wonder.
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@odzzmusic
Trynna fit in so bad. This ain't really a Gen Z thing, depends on how loaded y'all parents are.
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@njambifever
Value added service. Shida ni, wewe utaanza kucharge 5 bob kukata, the Mama mboga kwa corner does it for free. Unashtuka hauna customers. Siku hizi hata butchery wanakata nyama, wanakuongezea pilipili na kitunguu, competition stiff
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@Mercynicky_
Mmoja alinitumia 10 bob. The following day mwingine akanitumia soo, I refunded both and the second person called me back thanking me vehemently. Najua I'm being tested for the day I will receive huge sums kama hizo and let me tell you, lakini hii yako ni jaba 😂😂🤣🤣
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@JemGuru__
People take this as a joke but it's serious. This man probably has a wife and kids and them seeing him being sexualized like this on Twitter ain't fun at all 🥺. Men are not sexual objects 💪😡
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@omwambaKE
@Riggy__d
I honestly think imefika ile point ya kusulubiwa sasa. The hour has come
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Marriages are for partnerships. If we just want someone to provide tunajua children's homes. Leta emotional support, leta assurance, sio kinembe tu. Chocha bwanako, fvuck!! I'm sad so early 😭😭😭😭. Ama nilete poko kwa hiyo couch ajumpstart engine basi 😡
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@polo_kimanii
He's featured in some of his videos. Kwa Khali Cartel aliact kama judge, he has a song na Magixx Enga where he says, 'I make 100Gs on a bad day and I make another 100Gs on a good day'
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Unpopular opinion, if you're not a good financial manager, get a partner who's good at that and allow them run things financially. Watasema umekaliwa but if you find a good person, you have more to lose than to gain if you do otherwise and vice versa.
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@Nyaberih_
4. First reason is, he left the knife at the crime scene, he's having food that requires him to use a knife but he has none. Secondly, his shirt is torn on the right at the waist. That piece is in the left hand of the victim, meaning she struggled with him before death.
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I only had 20 bob between poverty and I. I did a couple of interviews and the rest nikaitishwa za macho. Song came out, I DMed kina Tyga and Kid Ink, told them to hang their boots because they had better careers elsewhere, I was here. Siku caretaker alikuja kuitisha doo, na niko
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@mwendefrey
But Mwende, you're always complaining, crying, scolding imaginary haters, then unapost matako na matiti. You need to heal also, don't be a cry baby who's seeking validation and making everything to be about themselves. Ati KoX wanashinda wakiongelea matako, na ni wewe hupost 🤷
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@beth_kasinga
Like Meek Mill said, 'Rule number 3, save you some of that money, shit you better stop splurgin'
'Cause when it's all said and done and you back at the bottom, they gon' treat you like you worthless
Respect the game
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@its_fanuel
Soko ni chafu sana with surplus my friend. Reminds me, I went to buy nduma and the chick who served me akaongezea kamoja kadogo. I was like, 'Umeeka mob. Hata ya 50 simalizangi'. How did she say 'Hakuna shida. Unaweza niita tukule pamoja,' and laughed?
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@_GreatnessTupu
Kubuy gari definitely makes you be looked at differently in the city. But having a house is way better. Once shit happens mabeshte wakutembelee ushago wapate hauna nyumba yet unapelekananga na wao Naivasha mbio na Subaru, wakirudi mtaa the story ni vile 'hujajipanga'
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@polo_kimanii
Nice observation. However, you place a gun like that if you're right-handed (picture the movement again). Additionally, in case you need to use it, it's easier to just pull and use if it's placed the way it appears kwa picha.
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@CliffRhodah
@citizentvkenya
The biggest joke is that this comment was done by a herbs pirate 😔
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@justinawamae
@glwajackoyah
@KTNNewsKE
@ntvkenya
@citizentvkenya
@SpiceFMKE
@CapitalFMKenya
@K24Tv
@KBCChannel1
@StandardKenya
@Kenyans
@Tuko_co_ke
Afadhali Uhuruto lasted. This one was so short-lived
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@Kimuzi_
Lol, after 2017 elections to August 2019 had me in the trenches man. Slept hungry on Christmas Day na New Year, lost weight vibaya sana, lost so many friends and respect, nliulizwa mbona siendi shags na mimi najiuliza, 'Home to what?' Those two years made me more aggressive tho.
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@kikuyu4hustler1
@mainabrand
Your English teacher needed impromptu visits from Matiang'i to have beared any fruit with you.
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@SethOlale
Two families cried, at irregular intervals, for losing their children. One lost their child to murder, another family lost their child to prison.
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@Colonel_edu
Huskii kuna shosh huko SA alikuja kwenye Rick Ross wanashoot video akawatuma mkate kwa duka 😂😂😂😂
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@carltonkitheka1
I usually use this boy na Trio Mio to show what parent's support does to a kid's confidence. Mimi waliskianga nikirap pastor akaitwa, mwalimu akaambiwa aongeze viboko juu nimeanza kukuwa devoo woshipa
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@Osama_otero
Lakini pombe nayo ikifikia recommendations for health purposes inakuwaje ndugu yangu 😂😂😂
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@Mutuabrian_M
Na kuna watu wanaamini tu Obama aliwacha kuongelea Syria na earthquake akaongelea Brayo. Maduwanzi kemkem
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@mwabilimwagodi
Hadi someone used to tell me niko na paranoia. I be walking in town and I'll tell you huyo jamaa tulimwacha Aga Khan walk, how's he here? My eyes dart and I notice the slightest moves. I sit back against the wall too, don't sleep in public, I scan spaces sana.
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@MadikizelaWin6
Fegi ndio cigarettes Winnie. But usijali, wewe ni mrembo. Akili tutatumia yangu
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@polo_kimanii
Ni ufala tu bana. Sharlene Turgut, pahali uko shetani akulambange uso ukiamka daily. Your aunties pia, may they be divorced wakose mabwana
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@bettnethan
@Dreymwangi
Not good either. Find an equally productive and helpful woman mwenye analeta something kwa relationship. One day your boys will get theirs wakuache tu. You need a family
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na school fees nafaa nlipe before I do my exam, hapo ndio nlikuwa sijui.
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@Josh001J
1. Don't be selfish with pleasure
2. Many of us have been made to believe that pain is what makes great sex, wrong.
3. Slow-fast-slow-fast, not Papapapapapaaa
4. Penetration plus touch>>>>>>
5. You're in no competition, neither are you trynna prove yourself, enjoy the moment.
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Boyz wangu fulani akitoka security maasubuhi alipatana na mmoja akamwitisha hata pesa ya maziwa juu hajapata client whole night. Kijana barobaro mwenye ukware uliokithiri mizizi hata hakubargain, akasonga kando na kupewa sehemu telezi iliyokuwa na joto asubuhi
Kwani hawa highEnd hookers hawananga watu wa kuwaprotect incase things go wrong,pale Thika road niliwahi jaribu kutoroka after kupewa handjob ya 70bob,mama kupiga nduru tu hivi nikaona chokoraa wanatokelezea kwa mitaro like zombies in that MJs song called Thriller,walinifinya…
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@MigunaMiguna
You've been as irrelevant as they come without this man. Ever since you came back from Canada, you've been a useless empty debe. You clearly thrive when victimized and don't know how to fight and what to fight when comfortable. Too much bile. Urudi tu kwenu Canada
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Abel Mutua hid the badge of her daughter's new school and the comments I've seen have made me understand why. My daughter akigrow I'll do the same same. Kuna retards ajab huku.
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@saoke_alex
@Mutai___
Guess where they got their raw materials from? Guess who's mining the cobalt and what the conditions are? Sanitize your mind.
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@Josh001J
@djeduhmaks
Mmoja was telling me vile akifika airport anipate hapo kwa gate coz she's got a cute pair of sneakers for me and another shoe that I need to wear. Kidogo kidogo nikaona ako kwa movie set karibu na huko Muthokinju. The worst thing you can do is give a broken woman audience
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@austeen_matic
@Kenyans
Hii sasa umeanza siasa. Nyash is very close to Sakaja, very close. Kisii's hatunanga hiyo tribalism ya kuignore a close friend juu ya tribesman hamko close na yeye
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@EzekielMutua
Unalamba mkundu wa kila mtu Ezekiel bana. Just tone down, have some manners. Control your appetite
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@Mickeyy254
I read some books by some Tanzanian guy nimesahau jina. He did *Dar Es Salaam by night*, translated it to Swahili. He also did *Najiskia Kuua Tena*, he did *Simu Toka kuzimu*. And then there's the best of the best, Siku Njema.
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@mwamiyes
@KhalifKairo
I dunno why you would be concerned ati you don't like someone. Why do you wanna like them in the first place?
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@Iamnjoki
Man look at the size of those big mommy milkers, those congo bongos. Those succulent suckers, milky wilkys honk honk jugga wuggas. Those triple nipple wham whams. Those bouncing biggalos, fat hooter shooters. Those big chubby chest cheeks. Those plumpa lumpa dump POW POWS. Hey😍
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@KEMANKURUMA
We come from difference backgrounds. If in your family this is unworthy, then shut up. Stick to your expressway lane and let people celebrate their wins. Timamyeti indi twaba abariri goikera iga
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@Tysonkenya254
@Kimuzi_
It's not about your ratings here chief. If you don't know someone, google to discover them. If you know them but don't rate them, that's okay.
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@ThisisCHITO
@CydWambui
Hakuna stori ya being conversation shapers and starters. Y'all radio personalities are the first layer of aflatoxins in the Kenyan entertainment industry. You don't support Kenyan talents, you see any rising talent and you're quick to kill it. UNFAT, stop the hate, SUPPORT
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@TheOtherDelo_
I know a guy in Kawangware anafanya security usiku then mchana anashonea watu nguo. Dude is building rentals huko Nakuru na hapa Nairobi anaishi keja ya mabati analipa 2700/-. People move different bana. Hii pesa we handle it differently.
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@C_NyaKundiH
Why should he explain tho? Pesa ni yake. Gari ni yake. Nobody assisted him pay for it, ignore barking dogs.
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@brysonmu6
People saying women do this intentionally yet they are so frantic and sound so desperate on phone. Unatumia hadi meter number na kuambiwa 'aki usilenge'
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@ElsaAngel19
Forgot to mention that you're a gifted singer with the ability to churn six different voices at once like Lucifer.
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I'm unfollowing all these 'Umeona hii tweeps'. Mnaharibu TL with zero content. Malaya
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@MadikizelaWin6
Inspector Omondi anarudilia, 'The head bwana, just give us head' sasa unakuwa confused kabisa
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@NikkieNjuguna
You might need to watch the latest CTA episodes. CTA isn't really a financial podcast but their latest guests have been people on the finance sector, not celebrities, but people who make the wheels run BTS. You may like it/them.
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@ShankiAustine
You need to take everything serious. You didn't take your music serious and look at you now.
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@Lil_Aziiz
Nlisema the reason we have men and women toilets kando kando will lose meaning. Unaingia loo na gay ako hapo anakumezea, rape cases to increase
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@Osama_otero
@Pepsodent_Kenya
, y'all should do thorough checks and assess claims before jumping into making some decisions.
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@citizentvkenya
Hate them or love them, the unity in Luo nation against mediocrity is worth emulating.
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