If you insist #goodboy

Don’t get confused about the REAL holiday every guy should post

RT @BWWings: beer.

Mike Vick jersey with the MAGA hat? True American if I’ve ever seen one

I fucking HATE fat people. That’s all.

About time the Uber showed up #WhitePrivilege

Just got the call from the Chief of Vibes: We’re approved for takeoff

A reunion of rich white college grads? Yes, put up or shut up

Sunday scaries were in full affect today, and then Tiger at the 3rd round in 2008 US Open got switched on. Going to have the most productive work week of all time #Perkins.

RT @petermillar: Can you name a more iconic squirrel? #Oakmont

Wouldn’t we all like to know

RT @McCuchie: Tiger wears red on sundays, I wear ZYN POLOS. State Two Man, Day Two. #LANK #yn

I dare any liberal fruitcake to try and stop me today. Cracking one for the troops #freedom

RT @vegasmostwant3d: Went to QT to grab some beer after a rough 18 holes. I think this guy might be doing the same…

RT @GaryDykes391821: Coffee. Zyns. Adderall

Shrink the fit and shrink the fat #bum

Throwing 95 to all four corners of the zone to put some pressure on the batter

Yeah boss I’ll get those notes to you at the end of the day

Me after a coffee + zyn getting ready to study for a final for a class I never went to.

Gay Son continues to put up Wilt numbers in 2025.