Carved @Paul_McBeth's logo into the front lawn today, @Brodiesmith21 should I try the Dark Horse next?? @DiscraftDG

When told golf is a game of inches, thankfully I have 2 on my side 😎

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I’ve gotta be a better person. I can’t keep shedding blame

Nothing hurts more than sending a fire meme to the gc only to have nobody react

When your professor tells you not to worry because you’ll learn it in a later class, but then you’re in the later class and the professor assumes you learned it in the earlier class

I don’t trust people that can unicycle

And also why they take 5000000 focus is so finicky

OML I FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHY PHOTOGRAPHERS POINT THE CAMERA DOWN BEFORE TAKING A PHOTO

Update: finished 4th and couldn’t read half the cards, I’m built different

Magic is better when sloshed

Is there a Mr. Buttersworth?

I have never fumbled the bag as much as I have on handshakes post covid. I ain’t know what to go for because I’m out of practice

When it’s someone’s birthday in the gc and everyone tries to say “happy birthday” just a little different than the person before

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According to the CDC, it’s time fellas

Great game ladies, you worked every minute of that! Be proud!! @wildcats_wbb

In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)

I’m taking Iguodala.

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.