Ben Smith
@BSmithBenS
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Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons, In reality it’s made up of Morons.
UK
Joined September 2022
Deluded sausage telling someone else they are a sandwich short of a picnic following that tweet is gold 🤣
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This video still makes me chuckle, She’s totally fed up with his flat Earth bullshite. “Will you stop this bullshit, Christ” 🤣
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Poor ole John Campbell is getting ganged up on because he’s found a more lucrative fishing spot than the rest of the desperados 😆
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Does anyone know if Neil took a nasty tumble when rambling the British coastline whilst presenting the documentary, ‘Coast’? JFC. 🤦🏻♂️
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Why’s he wasting time on my thread when there is all those folk on tik-tok to flog his spurious cancer protocols to….
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Day 27 living rent free in sausage Susan’s head 😂 https://t.co/mox3T11A3Q
This is sausage Susan. Susan has become obsessed with me ever since she refused to back her chemtrail claims. Susan is triggered and can’t let it go. Don’t be like sausage Susan. https://t.co/gLKWXmmbn3
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If you get a pain that suddenly becomes worse and spreads across your abdomen, These are signs your appendix may have burst. Do- call an ambulance or get you backside to hospital. DON’T- listen to this numpty and start injecting fluid in your rectum.
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Fortunately for Lynn she opted for the standard wooden 6x4, Anything larger she would’ve been a goner. 🥴
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Dumb and dumber wouldn’t know the truth if it slapped them around the face like a wet kipper. 🥴
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In 2025 this is what gets you 2.3million followers. Folks brains are fried 😂
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I was just talking to someone about how low you have to be to take advantage of cancer patients by flogging them phoney protocols, then if by magic, A joke landed in my thread.
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Looks like some sort of aerial survey to me but hey ho let’s go with spraying us like rats with nanobots 😂
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