RT @Anuranton: CA red sided garter snake (Thamnophis sirtalis infernalis) with its toxic newt (Taricha) prey. Classic example of an evoluti….

only took 5 months and a pandemic but my apartment finally has pots and pans.

just saw the new facebook for the first time and my first thought is that my mom, a very active facebook user, will probably never figure out how to use it.

Dear Santa I would like one (1) beluga whale for Christmas or at any time between now and Christmas thank you.

Have begun sampling house plants in the search of accessible produce while in lockdown. Most things taste like spinach, which I love.

I strongly believed that @elliegoulding spelled her name Elie until this moment and I'm really hoping it's a Mandela effect kind of situation??.

how many times must I shovel peanut butter into my mouth until I can't breathe before I realize I could die from this.

do I shave all the hair off my head for fun during lockdown.

RT @dusttodigital: Six-year-old Miumiu performing “Fly Me to the Moon” in Nanjing, China several weeks ago.

This new WFH transition has enabled an entire new level of vibing to music while working and I'm not sure if the impromptu solo dance parties are affecting productivity but they're certainly making work more enjoyable.

abilities or capabilities? ?? ???.

Just got off the phone after waiting for 2.5 hours to cancel flights. Terrible customer experience, BUT remember not to blame the customer service rep you end up talking with. It's not their fault companies can't handle the world right now. Same for all service employees!.

RT @JessicaYMao: nothing could’ve prepared me for what this bird looked like when I clicked.

Okay Google what is the disease called where I always sneeze while I'm eating and food shoots out my nose and how do I make it fucking stop.

My first song choice, to flex my DJ skills after convincing my coworkers to join a shared @JQBX_FM playlist:

When I was younger I (unreasonably) thought wearing company clothes was SO DUMB and now here I am wearing clothes from last 3 jobs on the same day while working at my new job, whose shirt I wore a few days ago.

@brennanVEVO we are the SAME.

I speak a tiny amount of Spanish but now that I'm in a place where no one speaks Spanish I have been deemed fluent.