Black gay dads aren’t common but there’s starting to be more of them. If you meet some or know any, here are 5 questions you shouldn’t ask and what you should ask instead. 🧵

Sexuality is so weird. It’s literally “I like your face. Would you like to stick body parts in each other and exchange bodily fluids?”

The older I get, the more I feel like life is just a collection of stories. You pick a cast and write them together. Some days, you’ll sit around and share your collections with each other. As a dad, I just want our daughter to have an amazing start to her story collection.

40+ twitter to 30-39 twitter: yes, it gets better. Y’all going THROUGH it. 30-39 twitter to under 29 twitter: Nope. It gets worse.

Nigerian women at a traditional wedding >>>>>

Since the @DNC shut it down, then they should ask for more than health insurance subsidies. Un-impound all that money including NPR, return lawsuit settlements, and reinstate all the dough paused to blue states by sending lump sums BEFORE a vote. Make it comprehensive, @AOC!

Just to be clear…if James Comey broke the law, he SHOULD be charged.

People don’t tell you what someone else said. They tell you what they received. It’s not messy or lying, just human nature.

My favorite thing about my New York friends…if we’re in the same city and don’t see each other it’s 100000% ok. We genuinely try but sometimes we fail and it has zero negative impact on our relationship. The honesty might make us closer tbh

Straight people will never know the joy of seeing a possibly attractive person across the room and realizing it’s a mirror. Hate that for y’all.

I got into a cursing match with a woman squatting on the steps of my rental property then hung some drapes. How was YOUR day today?

Scientists Professors Researchers Journalists Actors Musicians Filmmakers College grads Amanda Seales Hasan Piker Progressives Anti-genocide Leftists Atheists Feminists Muslims ADOS Immigrants It doesn’t matter how you voted or not voted, when THEY say “Democrats”…

The way we all have different celebrities now is insane because WHO??

I suck at a lotta things. One thing I do not suck at is communicating between different parties to get us all on the same page amiably. Coordinating that communication with others is SO hard because people try so hard to be true to their feelings instead of reaching the goal.

I'm waiting on self-cleaning kitchens and closets that you close and it washes all the clothes in there.

“That’s not rape, it’s just sexual assault.” You know who LOVES having that debate? The person who did it. And keeps doing it while you figure it out.

Whether Israel is committing genocide is the dumbest goddamn debate on Earth right now. It means nothing. You either think what they’re doing is wrong or you don’t. It doesn’t matter what you call it. Semantic debates do nothing but shift debate from moral to academic.

Blouses.

One thing that sucks about preferring to watch #Eagles games alone…no one knows I called that turnover 10 secs before it happened.

Not running a tush push is just arrogance.

Somebody said the Right is so upset and crushed because Charlie Kirk was the MAGA heir apparent and that actually explains the political reaction to his murder.