There’s a concept called “The Iron Law of Institutions” which basically says: nobody wants absolute power, they just want power within the group to which they belong, which explains all of the know-it-all snobby wrestling fans on Wrestling Twitter.

Finn Balor and Damien Priest should change their name to Guys Wide Shut.

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Matt and Nick Jackson have never been harder to tell apart.

After dicking around on Wrestling Twitter for a while today, what is surprising to me is how many wrestling fans are out there actively rooting for AEW to fail. It’s weird. Stockholm Syndrome. (3/3).

My first two thoughts after he showed up last night were “that’s fucking crazy” and “holy shit WWE is fuckin LOADED heading into Wrestlemania season.” (2/3).

I dont have anything against CM Punk personally. Do I like him? No. Does he seem like a cool guy? No. If I were driving down the highway in a snowstorm and I saw him broken down and stranded on the side of the road in sub-zero temperatures would I pull over to help him? No. (1/3).

Tonight is a very big night for all the cool dudes leaning against the wall with their hair slicked back and a toothpick in their mouth saying “you guys are getting worked”.

Wrestling Twitter has the messiest bitches.

Game of Thrones, but instead of Jon Snow it’s Al Snow, and every time he enters a scene a voice says “what does everybody want?” and the people yell “NED!” and he walks in holding Ned Stark’s decapitated head in the air.

Wrestling journalist.

Edge looking around the arena wide-eyed as if he’s taking it all in for the last time would pack way more of a punch if he didn’t look around the arena wide-eyed as if he’s taking it all in for the last time every single time.

Every Rain You Make.

I remember when Michael Cole learned the term “ura nage.” It was like a year and a half ago.

Saudi Arabia come find me.

If women need to be dressed head to toe in bodysuits to wrestle in your country, buddy your country is garbage.

They should have Rollins vs. Roman at Summerslam, have Roman win the belt, and then create the WWE Galaxy Championship debut at the next PPV, have Rollins win it, then lose it to Roman at Survivor Series, create the WWE Solar System belt, debut it at Royal Rumble, have Rollins wi.

Whenever I call somebody a mark it’s a term of endearment, unless you watch AEW All Access you fucking mark.

He ran down the ramp like a strong wind had blown his trash can down the street.

Ricky Starks ran down the ramp the way I ran after my kid in flip-flops today at my nephew’s baseball game.