Me leaning over to an attractive woman any time any place for any reason: "this all happened in metal gear solid 2"

Someone tell my boss to stop scheduling me bronze lobbies at work

Me and who?

I love my shitty emo bands

My barber of the past year is moving shops and is now inconvenient to get too :( we had a good run man

They are both so slay

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bro, you’re fine. you just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine

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Announcing something a little different... BSC's P+/HDR major tournament, One More Game! 📅November 22nd-23rd (Two day event!) 🏫UW Seattle Oak Hall Denny Room 🏅Olympic Style Bracket for P+/HDR 🎮Sunday Melee / Rivals 2 Bracket! Link and Trailer below🔽

Playing some melee and a pizza sounds really good

We got married! I'm so happy to be able to call you my wife ❤️❤️❤️ @bigtittyEmogf

The cia is putting chemicals in the beer to make me want it every day

this is what i look like in real life

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“you say you’re going to k*** y******* too much” god forbid a girl have a catchphrase