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You don't have to be a leftist or a dissident. Reserve the right to not be retarded.
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"My son can't be gay. He's obsessed with women."
The women:
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If a dirtbag leftist's house caught on fire, he'd grab his Simpsons DVD sets, his Bernie gear, his SSRIs, and his copy of the Chapo Guide to Revolution.
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Karl Marx was a downwardly-mobile, overproduced elite, who created instability and strife for the social system that failed to absorb him.
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"Cultural Marxism" is actually an accurate term for the state of Marxism today. It exists primarily as an aesthetic, a cultural affectation of bourgeois socialists. Despite the fears of the right, "Cultural Marxism" is the negation, not the victory of Marx.
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By not eliminating student debt, Joe Biden risks alienating a body of voters who will never not vote for the Democrats.
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What do you mean I supported Biden? I only indulged the specter of fascism, cried about babies in cages, spread apocalyptic climate narratives, marched for black lives, demonized ordinary people, and became integrated into a lucrative network of Democrat-aligned political actors.
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You're partying with the stars of the dissident right. You lock eyes with the belle of the ball. How do you open?
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Environmental collapse. Supply chain collapse. Twitter collapse. Civilizational collapse. Every day you are enslaved to a spectacle of collapse inverting the reality that nothing is changing.
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You must remember Marx was not an anticapitalist. He was an antileftist. He did not "oppose" capitalism like some DSA organizer. He opposed with historical materialism the leftist analysis of capitalism steeped in idealism, moralism, utopianism, and sentimentalism.
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This meme explained so much about the typical Bernie supporter.
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Why are leftists insisting BIPOC receive a vaccine administered by a white supremacist, settler colonialist state?
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Leftists: "Conservatives talk about Marxism when they know nothing about it."
Leftists: "Marxism is intersectional."
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AOC is the "white moderate" Dr. King warned us about.
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This gradual ratcheting up of vaccine coercion is kayfabe. It was always inevitable and not contingent on unfolding events. It was slow-played simply to vax as many as possible willingly, while progressively escalating coercive conditions that would have had less initial support.
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If you've lost your card, authorities are now accepting a Chapo Trap House patreon subscription as proof of vaccine.
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If only the DSA didn't lead with pronouns, ordinary people would stay at the meetings long enough to hear about socialism's real bread and butter issues, like Defund the Police, Abolish ICE, the Green New Deal, and Bash the Fash.
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Never engage a leftist in a "debate." The leftist wins as soon as you are ensnared in the bourgeois terrain of “a battle of ideas.” Expose the class expression of leftist ideology, don’t legitimize it by treating it as a difference of opinion that can be resolved by "debate."
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One of the strongest black pills imaginable is the idea that the retards discussing politics and culture on Twitter actually are smarter than the rest of the population.
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Imperialism, the Highest Stage of Simpsons Leftism
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Just because you no longer believe all of its propaganda doesn't mean society is collapsing. Your subjectivity is not the measure of the world.
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The left always portrays itself as in a state of exception. There's always some new emergency (fascism/racism/covid) making it drop its supposed working-class commitments. But the perpetual "exceptions" that rationalize its "temporary" union with the bourgeoisie are the rule.
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He just got banned? Wow. I didn’t know that. You’re telling me now for the first time. He led an amazing life. What else can you say? He was an amazing poster, whether you agreed or not. He was an amazing antileftist who led an amazing life. I’m actually sad to hear that.
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I have a dream that my children will one day live in a leftist nation where they will be judged exclusively by the color of their skin, not the content of their character.
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Nostalgia for an earlier stage of capitalism is not politics. I'm sorry relationships aren't as romantic, families aren't as close, art and culture aren't as good, but whining about this without reference to the social/historical process of capitalism is political anesthesia.
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Nothing drives a leftist crazier than the most basic Marxist analysis.
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The most vulgar, simplistic chud view of the left—that dissolves all the supposed distinctions between centrists, liberals, leftists, socialists, communists into one homogeneous Democrat blob—happens to be correct.
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The only difference between Democrats and the left is age. Older Democrats go by "Democrat," while younger Democrats go by "the left."
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The best thing you can say about the right is that it's not the left. The best thing you can say about the left is that it's not the left 6 months from now.
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You are not depressed because you are depressed. You are depressed because an intolerable social existence is pressing down on you.
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A leftist is someone who loves their idea of the Global South as much as they hate their idea of the American South.
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Most critics of wokeness only desire a world with a more honorable ruling class.
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The left can't be reasoned with, debated, infiltrated, or reformed. It serves at the pleasure of the ruling class, destroying and debasing all that is sacred among ordinary people. It is not an imperfect friend. It is an irredeemable enemy, and it must be abolished.
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When a leftist speaks, you hear the voice of the ruling class.
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'Twas the night before election, when all through the house, every leftist had already voted for Biden and the Dems for the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, when rebranding appeared from True Anon and Chapo Trap House.
Do not vote for Joe Biden. If you’ve already voted for Joe Biden call every media outlet you can and tell them your ballot was stolen in the mail and someone voted for you
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There's a certain set of "alternative" millennials who progressed from indie rock and hipster culture into "radical politics," first with democratic socialism then right-wing dissidence. When the latter flames out, I bet they'll cycle out of politics into new scenes and hobbies.
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Mfw you realize no leftist has ever been banned from Twitter.
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"Leftists shouldn't support censorship because it will be used against them" might be true if leftists were anything but attack dogs of the ruling class.
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At first you resisted, but sooner or later, you'll realize there is nowhere left to turn.
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"Mutual aid" is when leftists blurb each other's Verso books and go on each other's podcasts to talk about each other's Jacobin articles.
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Youngest delegate at DSA Convention, Calla Walsh, says:
"I’m a 17-year-old socialist. For my generation, a fascist presidential administration, pandemic, economic collapse, and a historic uprising for Black lives have shaped our worldview."
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I emailed my professor to ask why there were so many leftists on the syllabus, and he replied: sir, this is a university.
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Virgil Texas grooms teens to become Democrats. Gross!
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For Marx, "ideology" is not a neutral term used to describe a particular set of ideas or beliefs. It is only used pejoratively, as the falsification of reality generated by class society. Marxism is not an ideology. It is the demystification of ideology.
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You can’t own the libs until you own the lib inside yourself. Sorry, right-libs, you’re libtards too.
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Twitter without Trump and Aimee is a microcosm of the spiritless world our rulers have created.
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Call vaccine mandates what they really are: leftism mandates. Last year, you merely had to affirm Black Lives Matter. This year, you have to receive an experimental injection. Increasingly, you must prove you are a leftist in order to exist.
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Introducing "The Antileftist Marx," a writing series that will elaborate the thesis of this account: Marxism is antileftism.
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Leftists don't have to tell young people to vote for Biden. Their job is to create an atmosphere in which voting for Biden feels OK.
If Joe Biden really wins the presidency without campaigning that might be the most gangster shit of all time. Imagine becoming the most powerful person in the world by watching re-runs of law & order and eating cookie dough ice cream all day?
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Out of all the activism larps on here, surely the most embarrassing is the debate-me-bro gamercel Stalinists. Desperate ideological consumers eating from the trash cans of twitch streams where used car dealers sell them one weird trick for the dictatorship of the proletariat.
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Racism isn't a significant problem in society today.
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Jacobin : Compact
Chapo : GOB
Current Affairs : IM-1776
Elizabeth Warren : Ron DeSantis
Capitalism : The Regime
Red Scare : Red Scare
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This is not an intellectual or creative movement. This is a freak show.
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The year is 2040. A 60 year old dirtbag leftist just entered your mentions with a Simpsons gif in defense of President Buttigeig.
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"Black Lives Matter" is the feeblest political slogan I've ever heard. There's nothing about it that sounds radical. It's just a vague moral pleading that gains its force in the hands of the bourgeois class, which extends its domination under cover of its bland sentimentalism.
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Leftists really want this to be over so they can stop broadcasting that they're democrats and start pretending that they're not.
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"Domestic terrorist" is just another way of saying antileftist.
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"Both sides are the same" is a simplification. There is a difference: The left is the vanguard of liberalism. The right is its rearguard.
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How Krysten Sinema went from young Democrat to older Democrat.
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Following a fatal dose of leftism, Mrs. McGee (2021-2021) logged off peacefully in her sleep early this morning.
#LogOffWithDignity
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Black Lives Matter would have been received very differently at the Capitol.
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ironically the day I set up my third shot is the day I found out the first two didn't work.
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They say academia is full of Democrats, but actually most professors are Democrats.
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Twitter banning Trump and Aimee is like if the NBA banned Michael Jordan and Lebron James.
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Are leftists so nostalgic for the anti-war activism of the Bush years because that's the last time anyone bought their "anti-establishment" branding?
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For several weeks early this summer, “I’m going to the Black Lives Matter protest” was the new “I’ve got Hamilton tickets.”
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Leftists scapegoat "anti-vaxxers" as cope for the fact that their cherished vaccines aren't working as promised. The majority of covid hospitalizations in Israel are now fully vaccinated, a situation the US will soon be facing. Vaccine utopians are in denial about this reality.
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We're going to start a new family tradition in my family: on the Fourth of July and every Fourth of July going forward, we're going to watch that video of the DSA convention.
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A "Democratic Socialist" is someone who makes sure you know they're a Democrat by telling you twice.
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"Domestic terrorist" is just another way of saying antileftist.
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When writing a critical article on a leftist, I'm sometimes unable to incorporate the funniest thing they've written because it's so on the nose, it's beyond any commentary. For example, this passage from Gabriel Winant.
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It's just a coincidence that the left has been at the forefront of every bourgeois ideological campaign in recent memory: "fascism," Russiagate, Me Too, Black Lives Matter, 1/6, vaccine fanaticism.
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If you're a progressive activist of any kind, your job is to sell the Democratic party not sell your agenda to them. That's your utility, that's why they talk to you. Docility and gratitude are what you pay them.
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AOC began her political career doing a Democrat photo op, and now she's doing a Democrat photo op. How could she betray us 😢
AOC began her political career storming pelosi's office along w/ climate activists demanding direct action, and now she's wearing a designer "tax the rich" dress at the met while everyone there fawns over her. it's over, that project failed, you're just doing celeb cultism now
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On election day, leftism discloses its unity. After election day, leftism diversifies its appearance.
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The problem with the right is not what the left says: that it's fascist, racist, anti-vax scum. The problem with the right is that it enables the left.
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There is no such thing as a dissident left or a dissident right. Left and right is the political organization of bourgeois society. Neither contain dissidents by definition.
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Why would Black Lives Matter need to storm the Capitol? It's already in power.
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