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🇳🇿🇼🇸 Retired Hydration Officer 🥃🍺 Badge No. 275 I am not him on the juice anymore and I don't like it #Lightweight

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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
1 year
What it is hoe, whats up 😂😂😂
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
2 years
I can see why Jordan Simi shitting on South Auckland. Princess went to Kings college lol
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
2 years
Romeo is da man ae lol
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
2 years
The toni Braxton sample on the Burna Boy song sheeesh
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
1 year
What happened American Nightmare ?😂😂😂 and still ........ the Tribal Chief
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
9 months
Time to bring back a oldie but a goodie Dr Sleep??? Wilders back ???
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
9 months
Wilders won no rounds. Absolute Parker masterclass
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
1 year
Main reason for viewing ig stories now days is to add new songs to the playlist 😂 1 out of 6 stories, theres always a banger u aint heard before or aint heard in ages lol
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
1 year
This is the funniest shit iv seen, coz its true 😂 old school Maori uncles/cousins always gave the Tongan boys in the fams shit, tried to warn em to leave them alone nek minnit. Got what they asked for....they got king hit one by one 😂😂😂
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
1 year
😂😂😂😂 legend
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
1 year
It was at this moment, Murray knew....he cant stand these gronks 😂
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
11 months
Wayne Barnes is a fuckn joke
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
2 years
18kgs lost in 7 weeks for ucegang 🔥🔥🔥 fuckn wicked mbro
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
1 year
Legend 🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂😂
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
2 years
Since no juicyfest, call me so i can make it juicy for ya 😂😂😂😂😂
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
2 years
Fuck yeah to the All Blacks selection being done at the Fale o Samoa in Mangere ✊🏽🔥🔥🔥
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
1 year
Chur They got uncle in the sheds for the NSW cup team 😂
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
5 months
Dont have the heart to tell my aunty this is a meme 😂 she posted this up for her kids on fb to he inspired 😭😭😭💀
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
1 year
Na this is cold. Wallabies and All Blacks captained by Samoans ☝🏽🇼🇸
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
1 year
Best prop in the fuckn game ☝🏽🩸
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
11 months
This is the fuckn best 😂😂😂
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
1 year
Lets be honest the Warriors are gonna win a prem before the Wallabies get the Bledisloe back 😂😂😂
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
3 months
Poor bastard comes to the gym at this time of the night...but his mrs is with him in PJs making sure he works out 🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂😂 no trust in the toko lmao
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
2 years
Tim Lafai NRL return is guaranteed after this world cup, from working a shift to late call up into the Toa and making the World Tournament Team sheeeesh
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
10 months
Can finally post this Highlight of last weekend. Out in the wops for the weekend so catching up on things, but the fams did it 🔥🔥🔥 Mum and big Unc fkn did it, not bad tolerance there for almost 50yr olds lol
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
1 year
Yo King George is only 23 😂😂😂 lil shit sings like hes lived a long life 😂😂😂
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
2 years
🤮🤮🤮 gym aint worth it that much
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
3 years
Come home to this, yez ma'am 👌🏽
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
2 years
Been catfished for years, by the fucking Warriors with their mean off season signings and jack shit results 😭😂
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
8 months
If you voted Nats/ACT, go to work you cunts. Dont you take a day off now you pussioles
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
1 year
Manu Samoa can lose every other game....just not this game 🙏🏽 please
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
1 year
No face, no HR case 👌🏽😂
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
2 years
We dont wanna be pulling up whos got better fighters now 😂😂😂 we dont wanna do that now 🇼🇸🇼🇸🇼🇸🇼🇸
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
1 year
Fuck you ya cunts bahahahaahha all of that to win fuck all like us Warriors u Bronco cunts hahaahha Hat trick for fuck all 😂😂😂
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
11 days
Thought i was doing the right thing bringin my little cousin in to my home, for his home bail address. Come to find out i aint allowed to drink in my own damn house wtf 😂 police take my uso back to Waikeria for the boys please 😂 its finals footy and NFL season is on 😂
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
2 years
Turn up to one of the boys sons birthday party. Saving my damn life with this lol
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
9 months
Gotta laugh at the local mobsters and yozas tryna take on the usos on security just to get fuckn dropped 😂 juicy was on
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
8 months
Fuck me dead, why have i not tried Tans kitchen until now 😍😍😍
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
1 year
Pakeha girl from work tells me she makes a mean chop suey, one taste and .... how do i tell her to stick to beans on toast 😂😂😂
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
2 years
Na but why all the Americans having a say about this game dou 😂😂😂
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
7 months
Ucegangs latest video is too true. Aint nothing worst than getting complimented trying to train or exercise 😂 just a brotha die on this hill in peace lol
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
1 year
Hit cousins up to see if they coming to koros bday dinner tonight🤦🏽‍♂️ i wanna fkn kill dem. Cant make the dinner but will be there for the after dinner drink up cuz🤦🏽‍♂️just told em dont bother, stay home and fuck yourself 🤦🏽‍♂️
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B.Brown
1 year
Wingman of the year 😂
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
1 year
Cool story my bro
@Mikey9187
Mikey
1 year
The Warriors fans are legit the most sooky . Every time something happens you blame cheating instead of anything else. Even with an awesome win like that you can't be happy. #NRLRaidersWarriors
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
1 year
Fuckn oath uncle ☝🏽🩸😂😂😂
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B.Brown
2 years
Yeah nah im not gonna accept certain family members crying and being happy for Te Matatini, when they used to make hori jokes and afakasi jokes back in the days, get fuccd ya dogs. Frauds 😂😂😂
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
2 years
Fuck wanted to have fun with the MMT vs TOA banter but everyone just wanted to be too UCEY and ruin it 🤦🏽‍♂️ i said lets enjoy subtle racism not full blown 😂
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
10 months
Updating the CV for some jobs in Ozz hahaha we fuckn out of here soon lol had enuff cuz. Just when i started seeing someone lol surely she will understand and trusts uncle 😂
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
2 years
Na Wellington clubbing >>> Auckland by a long fuckn mile holy shit
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
10 months
After 29 years its my first time HOME
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
6 months
😂 ole mate Mike McRae, still remembered this weirdo back in the old job having to chuck him in secure care to protect him from getting rushed by the lil usos/tokos. Now hes big man 🤦🏽‍♂️😂
@reddevolo
sā le kagi 🇼🇸
6 months
Nahhhhh 💀💀💀 man some people are way too fkn confident on social media man
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
2 years
Got hit with the "i know u dont like him but hes changed" speech from mum about cousins bf coming over for xmas🤦🏽‍♂️ i aint seen him and the cous since i put him to sleep for swearing at nan and dont plan to see them either. Letting my 2 dogs loose if they turn up lol sieg fucc 😂
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
11 months
Book the tickets guys, lets move to Ozz
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
2 years
Fuck yeah DLS with the dub over St Kunts today
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
6 months
Fuck, Wrestlemanias is on Netflix 🎉 no longer need to use da vipbox. Phewww dont have to worry about the single horny ladies that are 5-10km away from me popping up during my livestream 👀😂
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
1 year
Been waiting 9 years for a re release on this color 😂 still heaps of sizes on loaded
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
2 years
OG turns 53 today on the 30th Dec. long live my main man. Love u dad 💙
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
2 years
Fuck it just walk in to a shop and get a quick one in lol cheers to 29 years, still 21 for life 👀😂😂😂
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
10 months
If im playing this song at the drink ups, call my uber or just give uncle a pillow and a blanket please 😂
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
3 years
Kelz Garage out of no where is a drinking anthem 🤣
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
1 year
Theres only one Ginger that runs the Go Media Stadium mate, not some ufa in a Raiders jersey
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
9 months
Poor fella said JPs win was rigged koz no one wants to see a Black American world champ 😂 what a reach. Fuck off, hes washed. Just take the L and fuck off, skill won Parker the fight not racism
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
8 months
Jon Jones is a freak
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
5 months
Na straight up as soon as the sogaimiti appeared on the field the Wahs energy lifted honest ☝🏽 malo Zyon
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B.Brown
1 year
Turn the tv off and start dancing 😂😂😂 its been a good game. Up the @NZWarriors Pull out the victory champagne and cigars lol its been a few weeks
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B.Brown
2 years
A full week of Tongan vs Samoan subtle racism and banter heading into the quarters. Fucking beautiful start to the week 😂😂😂
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
7 months
End of the day, fuck the Roosters and Broncos and all the other teams in the NRL, fuck Racism and racial slurs. 🖕🏽 fuck em all Up the Wahs ☝🏽
@NZWarriors
One NZ Warriors
7 months
Your Warriors 💙💚❤️
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B.Brown
1 year
Standard 👀😂
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
1 year
We dont like winning close now 🥲 we smoking teams by 13+ now 🙏🏽 hallelujah ☝🏽🩸
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
2 years
Fuck one of the nefs got posted up on the "sharing bf auckland" page whatever its called 😂😂😂 poor bastard is panicking
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
2 years
These fucking flies must have a vaccine for mortein and raid koz the cunts dont wanna die ae lol
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
2 years
Fucking up the Manukau Rovers cheeeeehoooooo Glory glory to South Auckland 👀😂 forget the other game thats on 🤦🏽‍♂️😂
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
2 years
This is why my boys/clients cant have nice things in the whare 🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂😂
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
3 years
Pics of the old man still doing his mahi ✊🏽
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
19 days
Almost made me move back home on the spot 😂😂😂 getting sick of these yts in the Bay of Plenty lol 09 showed up last week
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
11 months
Apologize to Ian Foster. Sorry coach, even though i wanted you sacked 2 years ago and tweeted about it heaps uncle 👀😂
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
2 years
Twitter is playing up, just know Samoan men wont 🙏🏽🇼🇸
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B.Brown
15 days
We really shat on Fozzys name to give this fraud Razor the job to make this bum chinian Scott Barrett captain 😂😂😂😂
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B.Brown
1 year
Local Cameron td maccas 😂 no wonder these gunts take forever lol baked up 😂😂😂
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B.Brown
9 months
Standard Samoan Left
@CSTodayNews
COMBAT SPORTS TODAY
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BEST CRUISERWEIGHT IN THE WORLD Jai Opetaia 🇦🇺 SLEPT his opponent in the end of the first round 💤 🥊 #DayOfReckoning
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
15 days
Razors loyalty to his Saders boys is a fuckn joke 😂😂😂 good job
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B.Brown
5 months
Too many food influencers in NZ sheeesh buildup recommendations some of em
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
2 years
On behalf of the Warriors, we thank the Tigers for stealing the worst hiding in NRL history off our hands. We appreciate your work 👀😂
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B.Brown
7 months
Standard pop in when home
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B.Brown
1 year
Respect to the West Tigers for bringing a game back home for the Wahs 💙 all these other pussiole clubs 🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽 Dont catch anything while out in Htown boys 😂
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
1 year
Mean 21st lastnight 🙏🏽⚫️⚫️⚫️
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
11 months
Ireland peaked bahahaha back to being average again All Blacks are fuckn born for these moments hahaha fuck off IRU 😂😂😂😂
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
7 months
Softest area in da South 👀👀😂😂😂
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
10 months
Smug cunt cousin returns from ozz and got his eldest daughter over to drop my ps2 off that he stole 20 years ago the cunt. Tell ur dad i aint forgiving him and its on sight. But thanks for keeping it in top condition 😂 time to chip this fat boy up ☝🏽
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
10 months
Ended up picking my own name for Secret Santa. Straight fraud and acted like i got someone else😂 just gonna gift myself some new sneakers now
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
1 year
And people hated when i called him Izzy AdesanWAHs Manifest your minds and chase hapiness. Warriors 13+ this week ☝🏽🩸
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
11 months
NZ is a fuckn joke right now
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
2 years
Far mean CGI to make Otahuhu look like Mangere Town Centre 👀🤦🏽‍♂️ kefs
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
1 year
Na its the ex messaging about the loss 😂 g, u tryna fuck or something 🤦🏽‍♂️ dont message me off ur sistas page u weirdo 😂 nah angus. I accepted the loss and then she comes out of no where 😂
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
11 months
Rieko Ioane is the man Talk that shit to them sooks in Ireland 😂
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
11 months
Technically Samoas winning if youre considering the try scorers 👀
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
3 months
Wow just koz they Maori dont make them mongrel mob wow with the aurah in the caption even 👀😂😂😂 fkn dogs fuas these 2 pussioles
@alltimeMP
Samoan Silky Johnson 🇼🇸
3 months
AURA
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
2 years
Joke about the cyclone now but if it comes dont cry or moan about it lol
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@BBROWNeez
B.Brown
1 year
The yougns lose me when they talk about weed strains and politics 😂 i just wanna drink, why is no one talking aboug the Warriors and finals footy 👀😂
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