told my mum to ask AI something and she responded with “gay-I”. hard to see how OpenAI comes back from this to be honest.

me maw’s not Jewish so i ain’t either but fuck that would’ve been a lot of admin. i don’t want to be Jewish. i have a massive dick and circumcision would only make it worse. let’s all be friends and not mass murder people. that would be nice.

i would have killed myself 100% no joke no pissing about if i had my dad’s surname and anyone who has ever met me would tell you exactly why.

i hate that people bearing my dads name have the ear of MPs but my mum was nice enough to name me a not stupid fucking name in 1993 so i hope my dad dies x.

people hate us for being Jews. no you hairy smelly cunts. worship whatever the fuck you want. just do it outside the borders of a fuckin concentration camp you dirty bastards.

i’ve never met these people i’m apparently related to and i hate their fucking guts. don’t get kidnapped with this one weird trick: don’t fucking be there. cunts.

found out i had Israeli family on October 8th 2023 and I’ve been fucking ashamed every second since. i didn’t ask for this. i hate my dad’s side of the family. why should i give a fuck? when a relative is getting named in parliament, am I supposed to care? i’m lost.

your dads a Jew and your family’s from israel don’t fucking kill yourself I’ve got enough to deal with?????? i’m sorry what?????!!!!!.

you want to find the root cause of why you’re so depressed? have you considered that might upset me, a person who matters? the pro/cons of killing yourself are so much smaller just do that instead?.

man admits he has feelings at 31 years old, upsets everyone who has ever known him, genuinely why don’t i just kill myself.

oh great I’ve always wanted to not get laid

i’ve lived here for seven years and i’m not fussy so maybe less advertising in future.

if this tweet doesn’t sink their stock price i’m going to be really homophobic and as a gay male fan of cock that feels illegal.

it’s still cool and fuck yourself if you think otherwise. i’m on a dating site where people won’t meet smokers. fuck you. smoke twenty fags or i wont shag you.

I remember the night when it went from 16-18 to smoke. i was hanging around on a sainsburys forecourt just before midnight and bought 10 lamberts when i was 15. it used to be so cool to smoke.

no one gets into smoking after a rollie and vape smokers are gay. maybe this ridiculous legislation of high taxes and shit vapes will work.

okay give me 20 lambert. 15 quid. what’s the fucking point anymore. fuck this. i love amber leaf and fags are for puffs.

got more to say about this. made myself look like a prick going into my local village corner shop and saying “can i have some fags please”. first obstacle: there’s loads of fags. last time i smoked proper fags i was into red embassy number 10s. don’t exist anymore.

huge fan of getting blitzed in the local countryside pub then guessing who’s who on grindr btw. not been out for a bit. one of my favourite pastimes.

this big faced prick was on michael mcintyre’s the wheel as an expert on business last night and it was every bit as painful as you might imagine. mcintyre alone is bad enough. this was like guantanamo bay stuff.