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Azyr, Realm of Heavens
Joined June 2019
Shining Company declared 'too much', Teclis forced to install dimmer switch.
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Sigmar agrees that knowledge is power, locks tomes behind Golden Wall.
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"The wheel continues to turn" announces Pontifex Zenestra at much anticipated summit - attendees unimpressed.
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Tzeentch pushes update to foresight services, causing scryings to go haywire. It is currently unknown if this was done on purpose.
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Gluttons forced to try new menu, admit they like it.
Butchers in disarray as Gutbusters reject subtle new menu, demand spicy Stonehorn.
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Khorne furious as war grinds to a halt, soldiers downing weapons to await news of their units' values.
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Slaaneshi warband wiped out after enemy accepts offer of unlimited power.
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Maggotkin of Nurgle on the backfoot, forced to reinvent the wheel.
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Butchers in disarray as Gutbusters reject subtle new menu, demand spicy Stonehorn.
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Kharadron scientists claim victory with invention of bullet able to damage endless spells.
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Stormcast institute informal "don't ask, don't tell" policy as number of robe-wearing Liberators increases ten-fold.
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Skaven expansion held back only by limited supply of green LEDs.
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Hammerhal Aqsha takes fight to Blight City, forces Council of Thirteen to join Homeowners Association.
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Sudden outbreak of prophecy leading to visions of doomladen/bright future.
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Anticipating imminent announcement from the Council of Thirteen, Lairbnb rates skyrocket as Skaven flock to Blight City.
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Hammerhal Aqsha begins public relations campaign after Sigmar fails to reward successful crusade with pizza lunch.
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Chieftain forced to muzzle horse during walks, battles - "Careful, she bites."
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