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It started as a joke, but the voices got the punchline too. Now we laugh together, and no one’s sure who started it......

Joined November 2009
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9 days
Some days, I’m like thunder. Other days, I’m like the wet sock left in its wake. Balance!.
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22 days
So, you mean to tell me that the EDT I’ve been using for 26 years has only JUST been recalled for having a high risk to health???. Who am I suing???.
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Rhys
28 days
The box VS the item inside…. @AmazonUK #WhatHappenedToEnvelopes
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29 days
Just woke up feeling like a haunted jukebox. Full of songs nobody requested and teeth that don’t belong to me. #GoingBackToSleep #FridayFeeling.
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1 month
Do you ever feel like your shadow is trying to file for independence?.
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Rhys
1 month
You just know you’ve hit a new level of lazy when you buy smart plugs and light bulbs. Alexa…. Fan on!!!.
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1 month
Having access to Amazon Prime during their Prime Day is dangerous, especially when they've recently given you a new credit card. I haven't bought things I don't need! HONEST!!. @AmazonUK #AmazonPrime.
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Rhys
2 months
Me: I’m going to bed early tonight. Also me at 2 AM: Researching the function of the "Golgi Apparatus". 🤯 #LateNightThoughts.
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Rhys
2 months
Me trying to follow a recipe: adds one extra spice, ends up with soup that tastes like regret 🥘😭 #CookingFail.
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Rhys
2 months
It’s a sad state of affairs when your mobile internet is 3x faster than your home internet connection.
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Rhys
2 months
Have you ever noticed how all of the antennae looking for intelligent life in the universe are always pointed AWAY from Earth?
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Rhys
3 months
Plot twist: Billie Piper is actually reviving her role as Belle De Jour. She’s gonna be giving handies to CyberMen for £50!!. #DoctorWho #doctorwhospoilers #secretdiaryofacallgirl
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Rhys
3 months
On the spinner this morning, we have this legend….
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Rhys
3 months
RT @AHSZone: The first official trailer for Ryan Murphy’s “All’s Fair” has been released by Disney+ Australia!
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