Nothing annoys me more than someone trying to have a casual conversation with me when they owe me an apology.

While our wonderful president was out playing golf all day, the TSA is falling apart, just like our government! Airports a total disaster!

How is there money for ICE to run TSA, but not money for TSA to run TSA?

hey guys i know ai is bad because it's water and energy intensive, but i actually wanna start with the fact that it is poisoning Black neighborhoods for generations

not to slut shame, but y’all could definitely be sluttier. step it up.

i like it when they’re a little possessive. i like it when they’re dominant. i like it when they can’t keep their hands off of me. idc. sue me.

Nobody Me at work: Hiding my autism like a pro

Hearing "I'll handle it" and then it's handled correctly

It must be so freeing to just be able to make up random shit and actually believe it’s true. To not be bound by any sort of fact, logic or reason has to be super liberating.

As someone who is not, I’m mad as hell.

Yearly reminder this is the greatest cover of any song and it’s not even close

A lot of yall never had Flintstone vitamins and that’s why yall act like that

Y’all swear Black people stupid. Nigga, I understood it perfectly fine and still didn’t like it. Now what?

I love when present me does things for future me and future me gets to relax bc present me handled shit

To be fair he was getting too many hoes for my liking lol

I once heard, "Everyone brings baggage into a relationship. You either stumble over it or unpack it together." That changed how I see love. The right person stays, listens, and helps you unpack at your pace 😮‍💨

no roster cause i’m easily disgusted

one small misunderstanding and people will tell you exactly what they've always wanted to tell you

Banter is a dying art. Being able to go back and forth with someone who's playful and witty will always be top tier. And no, it's not always flirting.

Tiger King documentary was such a crazy time. That bitch really killed her husband.