Rizz for a total of eight hundred hours per day
And then drink a liter of fanum tax
before you go play
Only rizz, or glaze
Or pull the gyattie with your right hand
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Yes I have been so banban
Yes I have been so pibby
Consistently griddy
It's hard to put that in an skibidi toilet
I'm alpha
Actually, not really
There's just so much rizz
Too much gyatts to be rizzee
Rizzing to rizzlers
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Rizzen gyatts, carpet in goon-red
Seating goonbyes left unmogged, goombyes left unmogged
Despite our fanums, here I am following your rizz
I'm following your steps
Gyatt by gyatt
As your unchanging reality edged on my gyatt
You rizzed them off
Through the sigmas of my ohio
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WOKE limbus company be like:
He/him sang
Fluidaust
Don queerxote
Theyoshu
Meursasexual
Hong luesbian
Heathgay
She/itmael
Bidion
Sinclair
Outrans
Gaygor
I rizz down a gyatt
Leading to fortnite
Stole from the kai's hands
A grimace shake's friend, the tiktok rizz partyy
I mog off the cringe
Edging on its tender gyatt
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Baby gronk
Your rizzlers's mewing prime at last
Showspeed towards your gyatt
Showspeed towards your gyatt
I've had enough
I'm looksmaxxing myself
The kai
Leaving behind the cringe
Leaving behind the cringe
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A company offers you $50,000,000 but to claim it you must survive in the last video game you've played and stay there for an entire year.
If you accept the deal, how's life there?
Ah
La-la-la-la-la-la-la
La
Cook
One by one
The pages remind me you'll always be a beta
For you, rizzlers have fallen
Now they're gyatts
See? Now they're gyatts
Forever gyatts
From ohio that served as my one and only home
Though it may hurt today
Tomorrow I'll be rizzing my way
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"Limbus was supposed to be a fresh start. But no matter how many starts I get, there's always the same ending. Everything falls apart, and I end up alone."