Full time Twitch Streamer, part time
@AchievementHunt
. I play too many video games and have a cat. He/Him Business inquiries - axialmattbiz
@gmail
.com
Now that I’ve made sure I’m actually awake and not dreaming, I want to thank everyone for todays stream. The love and support from you all was more than I ever could have expected. Shoutout to
@RayNarvaezJr
and
@JeremyNDooley
for sending their chats my way. Hell of a first day🧡
I’ve been struggling to find the right words the last couple days. All I can say is this situation has left me hurt and questioning so many things I thought I knew. I’m truly sorry to those affected. I love you all and despite how shitty this feels, know we’re in this together 💚
I'm not sure what to say, but everything I have now is because Rooster Teeth took a chance on me. While it wasn't always perfect, especially not the ending, I made some of my best friends and had some of the best memories of my life there and for that I'm eternally grateful💚
Now that Achievement Hunter is over let's check out the end game stats screen for the cast. It was an honor to play with everyone! I'm proud to have gotten second place. So close to first! I'll get it next game!
Yo if you’re up at 4 am every morning because your anxiety and stress won’t let you sleep, know that you’re not alone and that I care about you. Also I’m very tired
Finally back from the hospital. I’ve got a diagnosis and everything but I’m gonna crash for the night. I haven’t slept for a few days so I just want to relax and collect my thoughts tonight. Thank you all for all the kind words over the last few days. Talk soon 🧡🧡🧡
Arya woke me up by catching an inch long lizard. I saved it from her and tossed it in the backyard. She’s never seen a lizard before so she thinks it’s some new creature hell bent on killing us. She now is guarding the bedroom door in case another one tries to kill me in my sleep
As someone that browses Reddit I don’t get why r/roastme is a thing. If you want to have people relentlessly shit on you for no reason just make a YouTube video. You’ll get the same experience and get a little ad revenue too.
Four years ago today
@JeremyNDooley
and I were hired at
@AchievementHunt
. Today I hung out with friends, got drunk, then played video games. All while working at Achievement Hunter. I’m truly blessed💚
Sent to the hospital from my 8am appointment. All we’ve learned is that I have an autoimmune disease. Basically my body is trying to kill me slowly. Which means all those times I thought someone was trying to kill me but I just couldn’t find them,
Me: Watches Pokemon press conference announcing Pokemon Sleep, a Pokemon game that tracks sleep and rewards you for a goods night's rest
Also Me: Looks at clock and sees it's almost 3am when I know I have to be up at 7am
Me again: Finally a Pokemon game that'll be a challenge
Ash Ketchum after over 20 years finally won a Pokémon league! What’s next for this young trainer? Evolving his Pokémon? Remembering type weaknesses? Aging? The possibilities are endless now
I’ve said
@JeremyNDooley
is a good guy before but he continues to prove it. It’s probably just so I’ll keep trusting him in TTT but he’s such a good friend how do I not?
Hated to destroy my sister but I had to win the “how did the kids do this year” contest
Sister: I graduated in a top percentage of my class and I’m beginning my masters degree!
Me: Yeah well last week I caught a Pokémon that’s orange instead of yellow. So we’re both doing amazing
Me: Movie idea, a kid sees the ghost of anything he’s eaten until it leaves his system. His best friend mysteriously dies. He has to eat pieces of his best friend so they can solve his murder.
Internal Me: That’s fucked up man
Me: I’ll send it to Tim Burton then
Internal Me: 👍
Turns out the last two Halloweens during a pandemic really don’t prepare you for the onslaught of children that actually live in your neighborhood. Shoutout to the first 50 kids that got a goodie bag and sorry to the next 150 that got Christmas candy that I bought 20 minutes ago.
Anyone else have those days where nothing really went wrong but you still feel like everything went wrong and you’re the worst? Just feel off and can’t wrap my head around why I feel that way.
Hey person who has been trying to hack into literally every one of my accounts specifically when I’m on panels at RTX...Dick move. Also everyone, 2 factor authentication is a blessing. Use it
Today was great. I forgot how much I loved working in the office at AH! I also forgot a portrait of me in sad makeup existed...It’s great to be back!💚💚💚
Thank you all for every bit of support for the stream the last 4 years. Whether you just stopped in to watch, subbed or gifted, chatted, liked a tweet about it, watched a vod, made a post about it, or just saw it was happening and thought “that’s awesome”, thank you sincerely 🧡
I always get really excited when a new console releases. It’s just cool to see a new era of gaming every time a new one comes out. I’m very thankful to
@Xbox
for sending me a
@tacobell
Xbox bundle. I can’t wait to start getting next gen achievements!
My life:
Wake up
Put on glasses
See that they’re smudged
Try to clean them
Put on glasses
See that they’re smudged
Try to clean them
Put on glasses
See that they’re smudged
Try to clean them
Put on glasses
Realize it’s night
Sleeps
Wake up
Put on glasses
See that they’re smudged
Something I've learned over the years: If you have ever thought to yourself "Man, my mental health is just too good. Can't have that, I might end up too happy!" I encourage you to start making content on the internet. Reading the comments will help with that problem really quick.
It's always interesting to see how pets react to different people. Anyway here's a picture of my cat taken a day before the vet labeled her "Surprisingly Violent"
My least favorite part of being me is being tired all day and feeling like passing out. Or saying something wrong but I can’t articulate what I actually mean because I’m so tired. Only to lay down at night and be wide awake thinking about how poorly the day went. Great stuff👍
Hey guys, I'm not having a great day. Mentally I'm just not there right now. I'm gonna take the night to try and recharge and try to feel better. Thank you all for understanding. I'll be back on tomorrow for some more streams though! See you then!💚
All I can say from this Smash announcement is that years ago when I was picking my Minecraft skin I should have picked one of the default ones so I could canonically been in Smash Bros like
@RyanTheTwit
Sorry for not really tweeting anything other than “I’m streaming now” lately. I’ve been in a weird headspace and whenever I think of anything to tweet I always stop myself and think “Who cares though?” Gonna try to ignore that voice and just be myself more both here and in person
I know there are worse reasons why this pandemic is terrible. But my cat’s regular vet being booked for weeks because of Covid coupled with the fact that at the emergency clinic I have to drop her off and leave her with the vet alone so she can be scared without me really sucks.
Relatable comedian:Changing light bulbs? Such a pain right? *pause for laughter*
Me:Yeah the lights went out in my bathroom like 6 months ago. I’m tired of using a flashlight to go in there but I don’t know the wattage of the bulb and it’s not written anywhere so oh well...what?
No worries everyone I’m out of the hospital with a kidney stone. I would have tweeted sooner but the last two days have been a mixture of sleeping because of the painkillers or screaming because I’m not on enough painkillers. Please enjoy AH Live for me since I can’t be there💚
Me: I think I’ll just relax and try to forget about today. Maybe try out my new tub since I’ve never had one this big before.
Arya: Oh I’m sorry, you wanted to use this? That’s a shame.
Man, what a truly embarrassing time to be alive. We should be so much better than this but somehow we continue to miss the mark. Upsetting but not surprising in the least.
After about 5 days of off and on terrible pain I think I’m finally through the worst of it. I really hate that I missed the tour but it has been awesome seeing so many positive reactions to the great work my friends have been doing. Thank you all for everything💚💚💚
Admit it. When you were younger you thought that Gatoraid changed the color of your sweat like it did in the commercials. You never cared about electrolytes at all.
3 for 3 on doctors saying “huh I have no idea what the problem is. See if these people do.” Maybe I can open a practice where I know nothing but I’m just really good at referring you to people
Every time I have something unlucky happen to me (which is a lot) I stop and remember something extremely lucky that happened to me in a video game and realize I’m ruining my real life every time I get a lucky headshot or something.
Tonight's stream was incredible! It was the perfect night back after a while away! I can't thank you all enough for everything. Special thanks to
@AH_Michael
,
@kerryshawcross
,
@Cole_Gallian
, and
@echochlo
for the raids! I can't wait to get back and play more. See you soon! 💚💚💚
Do yourself a favor right now. Go outside, take a tire off your car, then put your spare tire on. If you’re able to do that you now know your spare tire fits your car...unlike the one that was sold to me when I last got tires.
Me when I was trying to sleep and heard a loud noise above me in my apartment: “Damn my upstairs neighbors are loud.”
Me when I’m trying to sleep and hear a loud noise above me in my house: “Damn my upstairs neighbors are...wait...
When I have kids and they get glasses because of my horrible genes, I'm telling them that at night the Smudge Fairy comes and sprinkles luck on their glasses. So when they see smudges each morning they'll feel good instead of questioning what they did to deserve it, like I do.
After months of not working out due to covid and general laziness. I'm dusting off my fitness ring...To raise money for the kids. It all kicks off at 10am central! Be there before my body dies *Spoiler* That won't be very long
There’s a car in the parking lot that’s alarm has been going off for over an hour. It’s also like 30 degrees outside. At this point who ever is robbing that car needs to either finish stripping it for parts or freeze to death. I have no preference which.
I’m moving into my house in two weeks. Over the span of the last few days every light in my apartment’s bathroom has gone out. It knows we’re in the end game and it’s just playing dirty at this point.
There is no greater feeling in the world than running late then getting to where you need to be and finding out you’re the first one there. If they could bottle that up I’d be set for life.
I might have forgot to talk about it yesterday, but today is Breath of the Wild Randomizer day! Starting the game right now. We'll adventure until we can't no more. Come hang out!
Hey Texas, when it comes time to vote remember this time. Sent while huddled under blankets during one of my five minutes of allotted power because that’s the only time I have any service at all.
Me: Hey Google why do my eyelids uncontrollably twitch sometimes?
Google: This article says it could be lack of sleep and staring at screens too long
Me looking at the clock and seeing I need to get up in 3 hours: Nah that can’t be it. You keep looking while I play Pokémon
In tense stand-off with flight attendants over a mask wearing dispute woman screams “If I have to wear a mask I’m going to turn off airplane mode! I’ll kill us all!”
There you go
@TheOnion
. That one’s free
Hey everyone I have an idea for an
@AchievementHunt
video and need your help. Challenge us to a difficult gaming task and we’ll attempt it. Can be anything from a crazy stunt in GTA to a one Pokémon run of the Elite 4. I need a clip to prove it’s doable so send them my way here
I’m starting the process of test driving cars today to finally get a new one. I’m essentially taking my car on a tour of “Cars that might replace you while you slowly die in the garage”