You guys. My friend and I went viral on TikTok and then we got upgraded to the floor in LA night six. (Sharing here because my parents never replied to my “are you proud of me?” text.) .

Sorry for all the spam Easter egg content, you guys! I’m just proud of our costumes. 🥲🥚🥲

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Two wannabe z-listers here just trying to give mama swift her Easter egg in person next time around! #TSTheErasTour #SeattleTSTheErasTour @taylornation13 @taylorswift13 #SpeakNowTaylorsVersion

RT @swifferwins: they’re easter eggs and friendship bracelets oh my gosh. these creative crafty outfits are fr my fav .

LOL, so what's up guys? I genuinely don't know how to use TikTok or Twitter anymore. 2023, amirite?.

My friend & I were “Enchanted” to hand out bracelets in Easter eggs to all the swifties at #DenverTSTheErasTour! @CapitalOne BUT we could use your help meeting mama swift to hand her egg to her in-person! #TSxcapitalone #giveaway #SpeakNowTaylorsVersion📷

I realize I’ve been MIA for a while on here, but I’ve been busy hiding in-stadium Easter eggs for the #TaylorSwiftErasTour 🥲 @taylornation13 @taylorswift13

My friend & I were “Enchanted” to hand out bracelets in Easter eggs to all the swifties at #DenverTSTheErasTour! @CapitalOne we could use your help meeting mama swift to hand her egg to her in-person! #TSxcapitalone #giveaway #SpeakNowTaylorsVersion

My friend & I were the most shameless women this town has ever seen at #DenverTSTheErasTour! We had fun giving out bracelets in Easter eggs…but we weren’t able to give mama swift one. Can you help us?! @TSTheErasTour #tsxcapitalone #giveaway

Finally coming to terms with the fact that I’ll never come up with a better rap name for myself than Cardi Gan.

POV: You ask what me I’m most thankful for today.

RT @AwkGrlPrblms: May the mashed potato mountains rise up to meet you. May your relatives stop talking politics and get off your back. M….

RT @AwkGrlPrblms: Maxxed out my credit card tonight. (This is where you go to TJ Maxx for a shirt and leave with a bookshelf, seven candl….

I still stand by this pickup line.

RT @AwkGrlPrblms: Another high school classmate got married! . Which is ironic because I also said “I do” this week. After I said “Don’t….

RT @AwkGrlPrblms: On a scale of 1 to Dobby receiving a sock hidden in Tom Riddle's diary, how free are you tonight?.

Opening the Twitter app these days is like venturing back into a TGI Fridays after 10 years. It somehow feels exactly the same yet so different and also the potato skins definitely taste frozen anyway what’s up guys.

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What’s your biggest pet peeve? OK, me first. When someone’s windshield wiper speed doesn’t match up with the rainfall.

Today felt like when I was little and picked the wrong prize at the dentist.