Well frens! Mark Your calendars! Today was the day I decided to get on the couch, cuddol with mama! I’m allowed on the couch! And encouraged! But I never felt like it until now! Oh so soft and comfy! Snuggol mama!!
Breaking News!!🚨🚨🚨 My mama finally came home to me, Avi!! After 7 hundred million days!! I’m so happy and my mama is too! I can tell by all the kissies and treats and pats! I took the carburetor out of her vehicle in case she has any other dumb ideas.
🚨‼️🚨 I got attacked by an off leash dog yesterday!! 😭 I’m physically ok but badly traumatized😭unless your dog has 100% recall in ALL situations Do Not Let Your Dog OffLeash unless you’re in a dog park off leash zone! The worst can happen so quick.
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You guys you guys you guys!!! Private Avi reporting for Duty in my Awesome new helmet to keep my noggin safe from sneaky Zombs! I am about to embark (hahaha) on Patrol, Forest Type, in the Rain and Cold!! I won’t let you down, Squad!
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Uh. sir? Excuse me Sir? I just was going to vacuum the landing here right quick… ok then, um never mind I guess? I’ll just go clean somewhere else why don’t I.
Afternoon Patrol: Pouring Rain Type. I have some. Reservations. But! I’m a Proud Pvt in the
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so I shall conduct my Operations no matter the weather! In my pretty yellow rain slicker! RAaHhh!
Ugh my mama’s making me show the picture of her masterpiece vegan strawberry shortcake, so lame! Mama- Uh Sir? Did you want a piece of said lame dessert, or…
I meant to say here’s a picture of my next delicious snack!!🤩🤩🤩
Oof just can’t keep my eyes open anymore… so many walkies and zombies chasing and a trip in the car!! Zorsted. Completely. Love you all my frens!! ❤️❤️😴😴😴
Nothing special, I’m only a Superhero thanks to our dear frens
@WhidbeyGypsy
Luna Zip & Zoë and their mom!! I got a
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superhero bandana!! Gotta go leap over a tall building!!🥰🥰❤️❤️💯💯🥳🥳🥳🥳🤩🤩🤩
Everybody say Hi Dolores Huerta neighbor cat fren! well that’s what mama calls her anyway! She came to Have a Word about the State of my mama’s shoes.🙀😹❤️
Who’s ready for my
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Fashion Show, Part 1? I never had a bandana before, but my Bestie Carter
@CartertheD
got me a donut one so we can be twinsies and dear fren Cole
@sadgirlbx
got me a Galaxy one! Thank you so much, my frens! Part 2 soon! 🥰❤️
Follow me mama! There’s something on top of the fridge in the treat jar I have to show you! Quickly there’s no time for questions!! Sound up to hear me talking!!
Mama no! I wasn’t eating dirt! I mean why would you even say that?? You know I’m not supposed to do that! I’m totally completely innocent! I mean really How Very Dare You??!! Hmmph!
Pre Dawn Patrol!! I will not be deterred by Inclement Weather! And there is totally a Zombie off in the distance! I spotted you Sneaky Zomb! prepare to meet your doom!! RAAH
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Zomb Patrol: Parking Lot Type! Searching the parking lot for zombs, looking under cars, around recycling bins, and perimeter check. All clear! Mama said I just wanted to show off my
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bandana from Cole
@sadgirlbx
😂
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Sir. Sir! I know you’re not afraid of the vacuum and we’re all real proud of you but do you have to race over to where I’m cleaning and lay down in front of it to make your point?
My Dear Frens! It’s time for our Inaugural Ball! Fancy Dress, and Fancy Food, then right back to work! All Anipals invited!! Everyone welcome! We are 100% accessible for Any anipals with special needs!!Time for Fun!!
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Pre Dawn Patrol Report: Very cold! I looked all round, and suddenly I saw one, in the Distance! I stared him Down!! My mam said there was nothing there… Well is she a Pvt in the
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no she is Not!! Hmmph!
Night Time Patroll! I made sure to check the neighbor’s miniature Christmas Garden Display! No teeny Zombs lurking about, all safe for fairies and mice to visit!!
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