Husbands: Baby, I'll make dinner tonight. If you go get the ingredients, make the sides, season the meat, bring it to me outside and then help me find my tongs and spatula, I'll grill and you can just relax.
@AuthorAbbyJim
One of my pet peeves: Wife buys, marinates, lights the grill, sets the table, prepares the salad, spuds, veggies, and then tells him how long on a side to cook the meat, and then reminds him when it's time to turn it and take it off the grill. "Fred grilled."