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⛳️ Augusta, Georgia native. 30+ years attending The Masters & 15+ years working in digital media. 3x marathon & 50k finisher ✨
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Don’t ask me again if I support LIV golf…
Security men in Saudi Arabia storm an orphanage in and assault orphan girls who were on hunger strike
Saudis formed a committee to find the person who leaked the video. Nothing to address the brutality on the orphan girls.
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#TheMasters
giveaway:
1) RT
2)Like
3) All-time favorite golfer?
Winner announced 9pm EST💚
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If Tiger giving JT a tampon offends you, hit that unfollow button because I don’t want to walk on eggshells here. 😏
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Twitter Contest:
1) ♥️ this tweet.
2) RT this tweet.
3) Comment how many times you’ve been to
#themasters
Will notify winner at 9pm tomorrow. ⛳️
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Today’s
#Masters
giveaway!
⛳️ RT
⛳️ Like
⛳️ Where do you live? 🤔
Winner announced here at 9pm EST time 🌸 (Augusta time 😉)
#themasters
#augustagolfgirl
#golf
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I'm gonna catch some hell for this, but stop sneaking beer onto golf courses if they sell beer. If you want golf courses to stay open, we gotta support them. Yeah, yeah, I know... 😏
And tip your cart girls, MFs. Love y'all, well, most of y'all. ♥️
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All I want for Christmas is for ANGC to ban all LIV players from The Masters.
#thereIsaidit
#nodramaallowed
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M non-golf friends always ask me why I love playing golf…
4+ hours outside
Beer. Beer. Beer.
Sunshine
Shit talking
Action
F Bombs
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Probably one of my favorite photos. Shows the other side of him. The side the media doesn’t want you to see.
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Gonna say something that may piss some of you guys off, but I’m only looking out for you. 😬
Buy & wear less khakis. Add more colors to your golf closet. Take a few risks. 😉
Enough with the golf bro uniforms. 😏
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🚨 Win this 2022
#TheMasters
Ball Marker!
✔️ Like this post
✔️ Be sure you're following
@AugustaGolfGirl
on Instagram
✔️ What's your favorite thing about The Masters?
Bonus: Share this post & tag me. 💚
Good luck! Winner announced at 9pm tonight, Augusta time! ⛳️
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Friday’s
#TheMasters
Giveaway ⛳️
1) RT
2) Like
3) Tag your current top 3
#GOLF
brands in the comments.🤔 [Please don’t tag TheMasters - they’re very busy. Thank you.💚]
😂 And no, you’re not winning if you’re not following. 😏
Winner announced here at 9pm EST 🤜🤛
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I've said it from day one: LIV Golf is nothing but greed and not for the good of the game of golf. It's a full of shit 'tour' and is it any surprise that they picked washed up golfer Greg Norman to head it? Nope.
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Block button got one hell of a workout because I’m not bothered by
#tampongate
& took up for Tiger. 🙄🤡
Long-time follows know my love/hate history with him. Growth & forgiveness is a thing.
If you can read this thanks for not being a p*ssy. 😏
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Had a friend take their life recently. Hid the sadness. Telling you now because mental health is important just like you.
Treat your mind like your golf bag: take good care of it.
No booze for a bit. Gotta do a reset. Love most of you, MFs.
Send golf course photos. 💚
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I used to think that golf pros were the coolest part of golf, and now it's gotta be the turf pros.
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Retweet this if you’ve ever had an ace. 👏
💚 ‘Like’ it if you’re still trying…
Let’s see how many golfers we can reach by Monday. 🤘
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Pro-tip: don’t be rude to the golf course staff. 🤘 They work their asses off. No clowns allowed. 😉
Buy ‘em a drink (booze or sans booze) & tip when appropriate. 👏
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For the first time in 8 years, I can breathe. Let me tell you MFs something: support and believe women when they tell you they’ve been abused. He is now getting everything he deserves.
And he HATED golf if that tells you anything.
AGG IS BACK.
#LFG
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And I’ve noticed a ton of comments that Matsuyama needs to learn to speak better English.
No, he doesn’t.
The golf world needs to be more inclusive and global.
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All this talk about beer reminds me of my first time ever drinking a Bud heavy…
#boobweiser
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I think I’ve gained 5 lbs this week just drinking Azalea cocktails. So much for hot girl summer! Looks like thicc golf girl szn 😏😂
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Here, for those asking what I look like. I’m old and all out of fcks. 😏❤️✨🥃
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Btw, when I share golf stuff I find (high quality stuff that I’d buy or I’m buying), I’m not doing it for free shit. These small golf businesses need every shoutout they can get. And sharing is caring, MFs. 😉
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Considering giving up booze for a year. Spent some time the past few months trying it out and doing some soul searching. I love a good drink, but I think I love the clarity of booze-less even more. Who here is a booooozeless MF?
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PSA: I look at your profile & timeline when you follow me.
If all of your tweets are clown tweets of you bitching & being stupid, nah, I’m good. You’re not privy to my life.
Shoutout to the MFs reading this because you are.
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PSA:
Even if you're a scratch golfer, you can't really sit on your couch & hate on a player for making a bad shot in one of the biggest golf tournaments. It's not the same as your club tourney.
So many eyes on those guys. So much pressure. Stop with the hate.
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Lot of new follows here.
Don’t follow me if you can’t handle f bombs, a little shit talking, and possibly me kicking your ass on the golf course.
If you’re good with all that: welcome to the shit show! 🤝
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I think it’s safe to say that we’d all be just fine with Max winning. Such a good dude!
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There’s absolutely no way we can do Golf Photos Monday today out of respect for those lost this day 22 years ago. 🇺🇸
If you were alive on that day, then you understand. It’s also why I will never support LIV Golf. EVER. 🇺🇸
Taking the day to remember those we lost. ❤️
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Hell hath frozen over, MFs. 😅
I met a single golfer I really like that doesn’t know anything about AGG & he’s super into me & doesn’t mind showing it. 🤤
Must stay strong. 🥴
There’s a bet there somewhere… 😆
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Need your help. If you see this, please reply with a recent golf course photo & also retweet it. Let’s see how big this thread can get.
Why? Because golf courses are absolutely beautiful.
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My block button is out of control because I’m not afraid to say fuck LIV golf.
Anyone who supports that blood money tour can GTFO.
Now, if you can read this: Happy Friday, MF! 🥃
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Bought a lottery ticket tonight (I nevvvver do) but I STG if I win, I’m taking ALL of you MFs to The Masters!
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Missin’ this legend today. Always kind. Always a gentleman. Always authentic. Happy Birthday, Arnie!
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No golf photos today, save ‘em for next week. ⛳️
Been in the hospital with my son. Send good vibes, MFs! ❤️
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⛳️🧀 Win a little token from Augusta! 🌸
1) Be sure you’re following
@AugustaGolfGirl
2) Comment with who you think will slip on the Green Jacket this year 💚
3) Tag 3 of your buddies 💯
4) Share this post ‼️
🏆Winner will be chosen on Monday after The Masters and announced
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17 days until
@themasters
.
I think this year now more than ever I’ve learned to not boast about going to the tournament. There are so many of you all over the world who would love to go and can’t. I wish I could give you all tickets, but I’ll share my memories with you all.
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That’s THE coolest. ♥️
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I mean he was just calling him a p*ssy. Nothing wrong with it, I take no offense. 😏
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I’ve been all 😠😡🤬 and also 😏🙃😆😂 this morning. I apologize for none of it.
Enough coffee, time for a MF cocktail. 🥴 Too damn early my ass.
If you can read this (congrats, you’re not blocked), CHEERS! 🥃♥️
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My fck it, I’m going out for a cocktail face. 😏 Cheers, MFs. 🥃
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My only child graduates from high school this week. A lot of you have been here since I started dragging him all over for golf tournaments years ago.
I came off the road working in 2014 to raise him. Top priority.
2023 - it’s on, MFs.
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I will never post politics or world news stuff on this account, it’s a golf account.
That being said, I’m taking a few days off. I get very upset when things like todays events happen. If I’m not replying, that’s why.
Take good care of each other, MFs.
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I try hard to move past my dislike for Patrick Reed but it’s just not happening. 😏 Guess I’m forever team
#anyonebutreed
.
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PSA: I block anyone who uses one of my tweets to promote their golf brand. It makes it look like I endorse them and I’m advertising for them. Hate I have to protect myself like that, but it is what it is.
Happy Sunday, MFs!
If you can read this, thanks for being cool as hell.
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Learning that people get really weird when you say you may cut out booze like you have a problem, but it’s no different from cutting out white belts, sugar, carbs, dairy, or anything that you feel doesn’t serve your best life.
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I don’t know if he will win but I’m pulling for
@McIlroyRory
this year. He’s ready to slip on a Green Jacket & deserves it.
#themasters
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I just read a tweet that called DJ the greatest golfer of all time.
Jack & Tiger would like a word with that MF. 😏
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I figured it out! 🤔
When Jason Day found out he was paired with Tiger, he ran to TJMaxx to get pants to pay homage to him. 😆🥴🤣
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If you can read this, thanks for being a cool ass MF. ❤️🥃
But to all 🤡s…
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All these idiots with their phones out non-stop while AT THE GOLF TOURNAMENT.
FFS, live in the moment.
Take a few photos & put the bloody thing away. 😏
Enjoy the experience.
#PGAChamp
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Btw, this account is 100% Masters, booze and good times. If you’re not into that or being called a MF, don’t follow me. 😏
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I. AM. DECEASED.
Whoever did this to Talor Gooch's Wikipedia page, I can't. 😂
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Ha. Just got a message about my last tweet. “Didn’t realize you were so old.” 🙄
Yep. Running marathons & playing golf fcked my body up. Too bad that guy will never get the same opportunity. 😏
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THIS. THIS. THIS. ♥️
Joe LaCava, caddie for
@TigerWoods
, grabs a sharpie out of their bag for Tiger to go sign a glove for a young fan mid-round. ❤️
(📸: jackiedluna626 / TikTok)
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Pro-tip: tomorrow’s giveaway is a good one & don’t unfollow this account Sunday night because I have a few tricks up my sleeve for the coming year.
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I reallllly want
@TigerWoods
to win this year and then have
@McIlroyRory
win next year so that Tiger can put his Green Jacket on him. That would be legendary!!
#TheMasters
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PSA: slow play & music on the golf course are both a hell no! 😏😏😏😏😏😉😂
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My 14 yr old sister died in a car accident 19 years ago today.
2/10 died
2/13 15th birthday
2/14 laid to rest
WEAR YOUR SEATBELTS, MFs!
I'm okay, just know this is why I tell all of you to live your best fucking lives and to only give fucks about important things.
#LiveIT
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PSA: If you don't wanna read golf tweets at level 1000 the next two weeks, unfollow me now.
ZERO CLOWNS ALLOWED HERE.
Shoutout to the cool MFs.
#LFG
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Will not stand for ANY Block hate. Period. Shame on anyone doing it. The media LOVES to twist things & get views. Not up for debate. He’s not our punching bag when he makes a mistake or doesn’t play well.
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All I want is to spend the day on the course drinking beer and laughing while playing 18. That’s it. Hope you get to do the same. Happy Sunday Funday, MFs! 😉
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I guess Hair of the Dog is a real thing b/c I felt like crapola and had a quick beer and now I'm 100 again. 10am beer? yep, it's GOLF WEEK in Augusta!
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A few clowns replied with some half-ass joke for me to call them ‘cart people’ and not cart girls. Lookie here, I’m forever calling them CART GIRLS. (And they ROCK.)
I’ve personally never seen a guy driving the beverage cart and until I do…
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Had a guy ask me out for today at 5pm, told him that the golf is on & I won’t be free till 7ish.
Asked about tomorrow, told him I’m busy watching the final round.
AND I WONDER WHY I’M SINGLE. 🙃😆😏
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look, this account is unfiltered 😏
we talk golf, football, booze, 😮💨, and life - with all the appropriate language 🤭
if you’re a pansy, don’t follow 😘
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Hey,
I just wanna give a shoutout to all the caddies. Seriously.
#themasters
wouldn’t be the same without you. ⛳️♥️👏
cc /
@CaddieNetwork
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Dinner was so good. I’m so not the ‘I’ll have a salad’ girl. 😏🍷
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Headed to my kid's doctors appointment to find out about his next surgery. Send us some good vibes, MFs! And/or dog photos!
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She should be a member, IMHO. ♥️
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Reached that stage in life where my peace is way more important than likes or follows. IDGAF about any of those.
I’m only on this account to connect w/ true golf lovers, no 🤡s allowed.
If you can read this: cheers to you!
#MFs
(Had to login to do some housecleaning, back
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This is not okay. Who approved these prices?!?
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Yo, I know I’ve been MIA, but I had a close friend pass away and I just needed some time to process. This is a reminder to get out there and LIVE YOUR BEST FUCKING LIFE. ♥️
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It’s so funny to watch the differences between Phil & Rory in their pressers.
Gotta say Rory has really stepped up to the plate for the game of golf.
Phil sold out.
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I don’t wanna read another ‘you didn’t play great today’ from any of you MFs. Not one. 🥴
Any day we GET to play golf is a day to fucking appreciate it & enjoy it.
That’s all. Carry on. 😏
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