Ready for the @Pirates v Braves game in September!

If Drake folded it in half… twice.. that would look just like me.

Super calculated like a TI-83 PLUS

Fuck the Imperial system, Fuck the Metric system. From now on I’m measuring in Kevin Harts (KHz) @KevinHart4real

Jesus Christ paid for our sins and I’m here to make sure he gets his money’s worth.

Remember when a Democrat congressman pulled a fire alarm on Capitol Hill and claimed that he was just trying to open a door and then a bunch of people in media circled the wagons and insisted that, yes, doors are actually very confusing and his actions were totally reasonable

i know what you meant.. but damn this ain’t it.. No wonder y’all left Baltimore 😂

If you’re five foot three and you’re 300 pounds taxes ought not to pay for your bags of fudge rounds.

Listening to the 2023 top 100 playlist. 80 of the songs are @MorganWallen and that’s only 2 of his albums.

DEMOCRATS: "Jason Aldean’s new song is a white supremacist call for violence!" JASON ADLEAN FANS: Try that in a small town. https://t.co/luMiXchNgi

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Everything changed when the fire nation attacked

@TimMurtaugh

Got to meet Tickle from Moonshiners yesterday and I can say my life is complete now!

How much closer to the election until we have to start wearing masks again?

Did Canada at least say Soorry?

Interesting graphic at the end of the @Pirates game tonight.

@JoeBiden This you?

She's a gold digger. I just want her for the night, she's like "Insert cash or select payment type."

Moving to Tennessee was the best thing to happen to me. I can't imagine not living somewhere with such beautiful mountains and nature. ⛰️☀️