AttorneyProblems
@AttorneyProbs
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Memer 🤣 Nerd 🤓 Lawyer ⚖ Self-proclaimed “Funniest Lawyer in America” 🇺🇸
Los Angeles, CA
Joined July 2016
Replacing “Regards” with “It is what it is” on my signature line.
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Moving forward I will signing off all my meet and confer letters with: THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
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Pro-tip next time a judge asks you why you missed the hearing tell them you were on your way when your pager exploded in your pants.
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I scream what the fuck in my head every time the partner barges into my office
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Me: A miserable, cantankerous person who hasn’t shaved in days and smells like pleading paper. My Law Clerk (who sees me everyday): “I can’t wait to be a lawyer!”
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I like to refer to myself as “Special Appearance Attorney,” because it sounds a lot better than “unemployed.”
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It’s not that I don’t enjoy legal shows… it’s just that I absolutely shred their logic and downright false representations of our legal system. Now excuse me, I have a remote hearing in 5, and need to throw on a blazer over these pajamas. And where the hell is my clip-on tie??
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Great, I can add this as an asset to my bankruptcy petition!
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Hourly Attorneys Be Like: Receipt of email excluding review - 0.1
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AttorneyProblem (noun) 1. An issue unique to lawyers or the legal profession. “My client asked me out after being sentenced to 25 to life. #attorneyproblems”
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