Has this ever happened to you? A prey backs out of becoming your meal because they’re “scared”? Your boss fires you for “digesting the entire workforce”? You are called a “murderer” who “eats living things”? Don’t panic! Mandy Lore, Attorney at Vore, is here for you!

“What? You’re totally under arrest, just surrender. I swear this is totally legit.” Maria made sure to get a good sniff of her suspect. She tightened the cuffs. “Jesus fucking Christ, you’re perfect. No need for a lawyer or a phone call. Won’t need them where you’re going…”

If you weren’t so beautiful I’d have to take out a restraining order!

Wait, the jury can find clients Not Guilty? Oh god…I didn’t realise that! I thought they only ever find people Guilty! Does that make me a bad lawyer? No…no, it’s the preds who are wrong.

“Hey, psst. It’s me.” Federal budgets were being slashed across the board, and Maria was forced to improvise to secure new…informants. “Wanna share some stuff? Maybe some info, maybe some fluids. You know you want it.” If they were useful, she may even let them live longer.

Probably yours! And now they’re broken and on the floor, there is a ROOM TO GET RID OF THEM AND NOT RIGHT NEXT TO MY DESK RAVENA COME ON

Summer’s coming! Well I mean Spring has to come first. If it hasn’t started already. What was I saying? Oh yeah, Summer’s coming! A time of warmth and short sleeves and legal expertise! Summer makes predators go absolutely nuts so it’s the best time of year to be a lawyer!!

I’ve written this one countless times before. Meet in the street, share a quick word, recognise the want in our hearts. The ending is bittersweet. Not this time though. You and I are going to be together for a long while. No demon or hunger will get in the way. You’re mine.

This story doesn’t feel right. It has all the elements of a viral hit, and every beat lands where it needs to. It just seems a little flat, wouldn’t you agree? I can’t abide things that aren’t full to the brim. You should add some extra texture to my body. I’ll give you credit.

Heh, chime. I mean, I don’t think that’s how things work! The only thing you’ve picked up is pounds of flesh, and while it’s very Shakespearean it’s simply too much!

That’s unprofessional and highly suspect, given that I’m sure your gut is more than full enough!

What happened!? I explained every element of our legal strategy, I practically wrote you a script! Are you listening? Hey! Eyes up here! Oh my god how hungry are you!?

As always, Maria had fallen far behind on her paperwork. Weeks of arrests and evidence collection lay undocumented and awaiting her input, and she could barely remember any of it. “Did I arrest that guy? Or eat him? Fuck, man, how am I supposed to remember?!” She groaned.

Contrary to popular opinion, I don't have any magic or special abilities beyond my legal prowess and appetite. Yet I love melting mages and superheroes into me. The contract says you waive all magical and enhanced abilities while being digested, and you agreed to it...

What a weekend! Time spent all lovely and relaxed without a care in the world! Let’s just have a look here and JESUS H CHRIST HOW MANY OF YOU ARE MESSAGING I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THERE WERE NUMBERS THAT HIGH GET A GRIP Thank you for your custom!

You shouldn’t be here. But you are. Nothing to…to stop this now. Like the marks? Want to make more?

Cruel you say?~ Then read this~ Tina wakes up slowly inside me. I feel the first weak twitch, then a desperate jerk as she realizes the darkness is my stomach. From her view: curled tight, pulsing fleshy walls, scorching air thick with fumes. #nsfwtwtًً #nsfw #VoreRP #vore

It's just bellyslop, you only like it because it was your OC that you signed over to my digestive tract. Now, you may go. I don't want someone gooning in my office as I turn this bellyslop into permaslop...

Even the best journalists know sometimes silence is key. The pause between a question and a confession may be long and awkward but the dead air is crucial. Just like the patience needed to let a meal understand what is happening to it. No need to attack or overwhelm. Just wait.

"How to hunt tonight..."

Anyone wanna be the next meal for either myself or @HeroEatr if so don't be afraid to dm! I check them regularly, although I am a lil bit selective. #tempvore #permavore #profileplay #opendms