Early polecat #exitpoll is in: Bertrand makes a decisive vote for @LibDems, from a long line of French ferrets he’s got an eye on European trade. Santiago is taking his time, very much a swing voter, he’s opted to keep his vote confidential this time. #pollcat @BBC_HaveYourSay

Santiago Ferret is answering the call of his ancient polecat ancestors today and becoming The Pollcat. #dogsatpollingstations #ferretsatpollingstations

One of the benefits of living with an LA12 postcode: if you've been good you get a visit from John the Stick on the Winter #Solstice.

En vacances à Kirkby for some Winter sunshine. Nice to see the influence of @LakesStiles has reached the wild lands of Furness.

Berto

#bedferrets

Following completion of my research this morning, I am pleased to announce that 11 toilet roll tubes can be placed within one toilet roll tube. I believe this to be the 27th Fundamental Physical Constant.

Santiago Hurón & The Strait of Magellan

Constructed a girdle for my amaranth. It appears to approve.

Immortal amarant, a flower which once In paradise, fast by the tree of life, Began to bloom; but soon for man's offence To heaven removed, where first it grew, there grows, And flowers aloft, shading the fount of life. Current Amaranth Length = 11 inches.

And Agatha sleeps on the desk between the silk sheets of a scarf.

It's too hot to sleep in the middle drawer of the bureau as standard. So the boys lounge around on rugs, exuding a hot musky miasma

Bertrand Duchaufor est chau

Big moth did a big poo

Took #bigmoth outside

Came home. Took off shoes. Found hawk moth on leg. #bigmoth

Santiago the Pollcat Only 10 months old and already the polling instinct is strong. #ferretsatpollingstations #dogsatpollingstations

le rêve de Bertrand

@AtticusTheFitch

Bertrand the polecat ferret being a pollcat. He lives for democracy & puns & smells. #ferretsatpollingstations #dogsatpollingstations