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"I wanna see u happy, even if it's not with me ” is something I will never say
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Some girls are just too complicated, I asked you out for lunch and you're saying you have a boyfriend.
Is he hungry too?
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My alcoholic friends be like "Drink it, it taste like juice!" Biodun, why my chest Dey hot??
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TikTok and their rubbish challenge. Wetin be this now??😒
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Nothing pisses me off than a lady you’ve once fvcked playing hard to get again😒
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I speak for everyone when I say we’re all happy for Zino’s return.
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Some of us are really just living. We ain’t dating, we ain’t being a hoe, we don’t like nobody , nobody likes us. We’re just working, eating, sleeping, and living life.
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If I say “Give me one of your Friend” give me the one that cheats. Not the one in love
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iPhone users deleting pics after a night out
with android users.
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@instablog9ja
She still wan use style collect goat wey she go roast chop, these people 🤦♂️😂
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@yabaleftonline
It’s hard to do, but he made a good decision right there.
Ladies, naturally can’t get themselves expensive gadgets, it’s always men who do it for them, and the lady not wanting to disclose who gave her the phone shows it’s a man and not just a man.
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2020 has taken a lot of legends.
Rip to Chadwick boseman💔😪🥺
Can 2020 just geddifok
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As a man you either smoke, drink or womanize, you must sha do one
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@dammiedammie35
Omo portable grace no be for here Walai.
I remembered when people say he won’t last then, 3 years now and man still keeps shining non stop.
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Other universities are 1year or 7-8months behind but university of Ibadan is 3years behind
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@LifeOfNapaul
I’ve said it and I will say it again.
Make dollar kuku continue to dey go up, since no effects of prove of goods
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Why are babies in the womb for 9months but ain’t 9months old when they’re born???
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So I had sex with this girl and after we got
done she closed her eyes and started
crying. I asked her what's wrong, and she
said “you gonna leave me after this”. That
shit almost made me cry (cause she was
right).
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joke's on you if you think you left me on read..i know i left you speechless
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Me in heaven: damn this place is nice as hell
God: nice as what ??
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Y’all Girls Be Moving Like Us Nowadays. precious, What do you mean You got locked up.
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My lil problem is as soon as I get money , my tastebuds be allergic to the food at home
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I cheated on my babe for you and you trust me?? Tinuke, okay oo.
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Telling me you have a boyfriend doesn't scare me away anymore, my dear, l've entered a house with the description "Beware of dogs" whereas no dogs
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I don’t care how many kids we have. I’m never getting a space bus/ van, somebody’s definitely not going with us.
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Don’t Nobody dress better than someone who knows their ex is gonna be present.
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The 2050 president probably on TikTok shaking his ass right now
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My babe always be like “I’m sorry I’ve been busy”
Tinuke, if I be No. 5 for your list, just let me know 🫠
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I’m scared of dating cos what if we don’t break up ??🤷♂️
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we carry kids in our sacks our whole life, y’all do it for just 9 months. don’t compare us 😤
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her: babe i need N5000
me: no baby you only need N4500 after i give you this N500
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Her : All you play is trap music
Me: I’m about to play you too babe. Hold on.
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You Dey type your password, and I Comot eyes, you come Dey ask me why I Comot eyes. If UBA Comot N5K for “maintenance fee” make you come say na me??
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@iRuntown
Runtown is back in town. Make town-crier announce am to the people of the town, cos it’s about to go down
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Was charged to court and I decided to skip it, cos only God can judge me 🙏🏽
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I saw my friend across the bar telling a girl “he travels for work”. Meanwhile, the weyrey na dispatch rider 🤦♂️
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"He needs to be 6ft or taller with a beard, drives a new car, has his own house and spoils me daily”
Her:
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Mess with the girl that likes you and not the one you like
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Bro, it’s ok to quit on a woman who’s not even trying. We deserve some efforts too.
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I remember my ex would go through my phone, find nothing and still be like "I bet you deleted it" I did, be quicker next time.
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Your boyfriend calls you princess, but leaves you on read. Lol ok SEENdarella
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Don’t say “all men are trash” then call your son a “king.” your Lil dude is a garbage too.
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Scenes where you get kidnapped with a stuffy nose and they got your mouth taped💀
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Me eating at my friend's wedding after
I told them to breakup 20 times
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Side chicks be like “You better not fuck with nobody but me & ur gf” ok bae😂😭
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When I say: “you’re beautiful” don’t respond with “really”
Cause I don’t wanna lie twice
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*Credit alert notification*
Me at mama put shop: remove the egg, put 2 turkey
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My next relationship is gon be lit... I learned new mad lies, I mean lines.
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Women shoot their shot by thinking about you, and if you can’t hear her that’s on you.
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When people you introduced to each other
start being friends without you
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@SlickThePimpx
No matter how worse it gets, as a man do not borrow from women, aside from your relatives tho.
Na see finish e Dey cause, see now 🤦♂️
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being called a liar when i know I took time to make it sound true gets me so mad.
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Her:It’s just a post babe?
The Post:Don’t let your bf stop you from finding your husband
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My self esteem took it personal , when Kizz Daniel said “ go low low low “ 🥲
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Texted her, didn’t get a response so quick, called her, she still refused to call back.
Me in my head: this is why cheat
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Giving my Ex relationship advice because baby you can't come back over here
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“Customers are always right” not when I’m on duty, no you’re not!
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Looking nice and not getting any nice pictures is a different type of pain I can’t explain😭
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You don’t have to lie to me babe, i don’t trust you anyways🤥
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Hate it when my friends looks good in a photo we took together, and I look like some sort of alien and they start posting it everywhere😭
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Her: I’m easily attracted to men with power
Me: just paid my light bill
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18 is too early to be an adult , it should be 25 atleast.
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