Jose Altuve gets ejected and a storm immediately starts to hit Queens. Even God said this is bull shit.

RT @DelRaz09:

It remains to be seen whether Luis Garcia or Cristian Javier will pitch for the Astros this year. If the postseason started today, who's your #3 starter and #4 starter (and rank them #3/4)?. Potential Choices:.1. Colton Gordon.2. Brandon Walter.3. Lance McCullers.4. Ryan Gusto

I hope Jake Meyers isn’t looking at an IL stint. Joe Espada going to have to role out a Sugar Land Space Cowboys lineup this week against Cleveland and Arlington. And the Astros will still probably win both series 😂

I know it can’t and won’t happen but I want Jose Ramirez in an Astros uniform so so so bad.

I’d like to publicly thank the Los Angeles Dodgers organization for fixing this man for us this weekend. Over the years you’ve given us a 2017 World Series Championship, Yordan Ruben Alvarez, and now graciously fixed our first basemen. Thanks for everything!

Joe Espada went into Los Angeles with Zach Short, Taylor Tramell, Ryan Gusto, and Cooper Hummel with no Yordan Alvarez and Jeremy Peña and SWEPT the Dodgers. Man better be the unanimous AL Manager of the Year.

There’s not debate that this is the H-Town Mount Rushmore, right?. Jose Altuve.Hakeem Olajuwon.JJ Watt.Simone Biles

Just think how insufferable we’ll all get to be if we win a third World Series 🤓

What if the Dodgers just fixed Christian Walker and we get a healthy/productive Yordan Alvarez in September?

I was skeptical of his contract signing. $19M over five years for a reliever felt risky. But my god has he been NAILS this year. One of the primary reasons they’re in 1st place. Hope he’s this in October.

RT @longhorndave: Astros need to poach this team doctor.

RT @Yordaddy2025mvp: MLB fans seeing the Astros blow out the dodgers without Kyle Tucker, Alex Bregman, yordan Alvarez, Jeremy pena, and 15….

RT @R_Brauninger: We pause these Independence Day celebrations to check in on the Houston Astros…. …who are without Jeremy Peña and Yordan….

RT @Tuckplswin: The Astros scoring 18 runs on 4th of July so the majority of the dodgers fans have to stay just to see the firework show is….

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

RT @Freddie_V88: Jose Altuve every time a crowd starts booing him

RT @nestagraphics: Average Astros at-bat @ Dodgers stadium

RT @lyssah_a: 17 runs in homage of the year we had your stadium drenched in champagne 🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽.

RT @astrosbatgirl:

RT @SanAntonioTim: Is there anything better than Altuve crushing the souls of Dodger fans while they boo him relentlessly? So f**king sweet!.