Astroboy💫
@Astroblast65
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💥👈🤠👉💥 failed shitposter • i’ve lost more followers than you’ve ever gained • i’m that bad at this 💯
Austin, TX
Joined April 2015
McDonald’s in the background to really make sure no one mistakes the meaning of The Omen
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
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How THE FUCK are the NY Jets worth more than the Dodgers?
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I had no idea Diego Pavia was 5’7” this all makes sense now
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really bold of nintendo to only put out 3 games for the switch 2 by christmas
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👀HIS YEAR? The Grinch now has a 54% chance to steal Christmas, per Kalshi
im telling you man. its the grinch's year. hes going do it it. hes going all the way. hes going to steal christmas.
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this guy rules
I have, once again, found the legendary Munenori Kawasaki. In January, we discussed his love for burritos and tacos at the Caribbean Series in Mexicali. At @BaseballUnited in Dubai, I asked where our paths will cross next. His answer is, of course, incredible.
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Around 70% of the U.S. economy depends on consumer spending. As wealth concentrates in the richest 10%, the rest of America can’t afford to buy enough to keep the economy running. This is a huge problem — and even America’s most powerful CEOs are starting to sound the alarm.
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Oh, I'm sorry, did you get addicted to Citadel? Did somebody get addicted to Citadel?
SEC moving to 9 league games in a single-bye season is going to be brutal
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they should move the mlb all-star game to christmas day in puerto rico
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This fucking guy
Underrated Movie Villain: Bernard - Couldn’t have cared less when he learned the previous Santa died. Zero emotion or remembrance of his passing. - Treats the North Pole elves like slaves - Considers himself second in command but we’re never given any valid reasons to think
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According to sources the Sherrone Moore staffer has been confirmed as Dave Portnoy. Wow.
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What is it with the state of Iowa and producing women’s basketball all-timers?
In just 10 games, Audi Crooks is scoring at an unprecedented rate. ◽️Averaging more than a point per minute ◽️Set Iowa State single-game points record with 43 points ◽️Has the second-highest field goal percentage in the country
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We've suspected that we're living in "Idiocracy" since 2016 and the popularity of 6-7 is just further evidence supporting that theory
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Yainer Díaz debuta en grande 🔥🦁 ¡La mandó para la calle en su primer turno! ⚾️ #LIDOM #CopaBanreservas
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going to be awkward when diamond has sugar land sign a deal to be the triple-a affiliate of the san diego padres
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This dude legit called a press conference to complain about cyberbullying
NEW: Notre Dame AD Pete Bevacqua says the Irish were "targeted" by ACC social media campaigns pushing Miami over Notre Dame in the CFP: “We were definitely being targeted... . We bring tremendous football value to the ACC, and we didn’t understand why you’d go out of your way to
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