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editorial assistant woof

@AssistantWoof

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Deputy Editorial Woof assistant to incoming @Modern_Railways Deputy Editor @AndyRoden1. Thoughts and opinions my own. Translated via my slave.

Joined June 2020
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@AssistantWoof
editorial assistant woof
2 years
Human woke me up early, gave me a cuddle and told me he is going on train. I am not, apparently. Grrr.
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@AssistantWoof
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2 years
Pro tip: when on trains, wag your tail at the sight of anyone and everyone. Occasionally people have treats.
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@AssistantWoof
editorial assistant woof
2 years
I like this train. So much that I’m going to forgo yapping like a maniac and have a snooze instead.
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@AssistantWoof
editorial assistant woof
2 years
I have rediscovered my password! And after toast I have been promised a ride on a train today. @gwrhelp staff are always very friendly to woofs.
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@AssistantWoof
editorial assistant woof
4 years
I have a new friend. This is Alan the alpaca. He squeaks wonderfully!
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@AssistantWoof
editorial assistant woof
4 years
A huge load of little people and their teachers walked past today. I wagged my tail and looked as cute as possible and they were all very happy to see me. My work today is done.
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@AssistantWoof
editorial assistant woof
4 years
I have met the editor of @Modern_Railways today and showed him around Hayle. I like him so much I might have gone a bit goo….
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@AssistantWoof
editorial assistant woof
4 years
I have a new favourite treat. Earplugs.
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@AssistantWoof
editorial assistant woof
4 years
Today is a landmark moment in my fledgling @Modern_Railways career. I am overseeing @AndyRoden1 at a meeting to discuss some future content ideas - should be very enjoyable!.
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@AssistantWoof
editorial assistant woof
4 years
Bath has been mentioned. I am hiding.
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@AssistantWoof
editorial assistant woof
4 years
I like poppadoms.
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@AssistantWoof
editorial assistant woof
4 years
I like cherry tomatoes. I think.
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@AssistantWoof
editorial assistant woof
4 years
I have stolen the chair. And am not letting him back on unless I get a treat.
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@AssistantWoof
editorial assistant woof
4 years
I am now officially Editorial Assistant Woof on @Modern_Railways. I shall protect the team, accept fusses and represent canine kind on this excellent magazine!.
@Modern_Railways
Modern Railways
4 years
We are delighted to announce that @AndyRoden1 will be joining Modern Railways as Deputy Editor. We look forward to welcoming Andy and @AssistantWoof to the team later this month. Read more at
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@AssistantWoof
editorial assistant woof
4 years
I have been ‘groomed’. This now means I am half the size of the big fierce dog I think I am. I am not happy and am showing this by running round the house like a maniac.
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@AssistantWoof
editorial assistant woof
4 years
It is sunny. I am happy.
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@AssistantWoof
editorial assistant woof
4 years
I do not like the printer. So it is my job to bark at it and bop it with my nose until it stops. For some reason, people laugh at me for this.
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@AssistantWoof
editorial assistant woof
4 years
I am the happiest woof ever - I have @AndyRoden1, mum, mum’s daughter and dad’s little person with me. Life is bliss 😀🐶
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@AssistantWoof
editorial assistant woof
5 years
What’s the opposite of pyrophobic? I like nothing better than lying down next to a lovely fire :-).
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@AssistantWoof
editorial assistant woof
5 years
And another. If the Live Photo works, the wagging tail is fake.
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