"I don't like this place. It's 120 degrees and there's very little oxygen." "Shut up and hoot!"

"Hey, get a load of this pathetic 20th-century TV." "What's wrong with it?" "Well, aside from causing eye cancer these things had a lousy, low-definition picture."

"We can definitely escape, Bender! All you have to do is bend the hatch off this steam pipe." "Hey, yeah." "No good. It's full of steam!"

Keep your palms flat!

"We're doomed!" "Doomed!" "Doooooooooooooooo...!"

"Admit it! You all think robots are just machines built by humans to make their lives easier." "Well, aren't they?" "I've never made anyone's life easier and you know it!"

Nibbler, help! Don't leave me here!

"We'll meet your roommate next, shall we? His name is Malfunctioning Eddie." "The car dealer? Wow. I guess his prices really were insane."

If we can hit that bull's-eye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards... Checkmate!

Who needs courage when you have a gun?

Hello! What's all this then?

Phil came in, right? He strummed out this tune, yeah? And I said, "That's a number-one record"...

Horsie to pointy guy six!

So that's what things would be like if I'd invented The Thing Longer. Oh, a man can dream, though! A man can dream...

"And the winner is... number three in a quantum finish!" "No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!"

There, old friend. Good as new!

Sir, you don't understand. I'm a professional beach bully. I pretend to steal your girl. You punch me, I go down she swoons... you slip me 50 bucks.

Say, I'm no physicist, but I think I know how to stop the skipping. We'll just-

"Oh, my God. You knocked Fox off the air!" "Pfft! Like anyone on Earth cares..."

"Ow! My sperm." "Wow, neat." "Mind if I try that again?" "Huh! Didn't hurt that time."