DAMILARE ASIRI
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Thank you Abuja for turning out massively.
Open secret Abuja: An unprecedented success.
Grace did it.
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Today I went to Stamford bridge and I did it the CAC way.
No more loss
I have prayed and anointed the stadium 🤣🤣
Tell all Chelsea fans not to worry
Cc
@frankedoho
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Lagos is currently awash with violent beggars that knock viciously on your car windows. The desperation on their faces always give them out. The only thing standing between them and robbing you is daylight. This bothers me. An angry herd is gathering. It needs to be addressed now
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Agbero hailed me today as usual.
So I told all four of them to enter the car. I drove them forward like 1 minute. I quickly gave them some tips and info before I give them their usual Malachi 😂😂. My plan now is Orientation before tips. Slowly I will evolve it to meetings.
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Growing up, I can’t forget the countless vigils my mum use to take us to at Ashi, Bodija in Ibadan.
It is indeed the end of an era.
Baba is probably the last of the breed of Ayo Babalola’s contemporaries.
He lived a life dedicated to spiritual power. He slept like saints do.…
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I just graduated from New York film Academy Producing class.
Congratulate me ooo🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺😍😍
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We are Blessed to announce the arrival of our bundle of joy.
Indeed, Blessed is He that cometh in the name of the Lord.
May God’s Blessing continually fill us and our well wishers.
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A suicide Thread
I have swiftly intervened in two suicide attempts in the last two weeks.
Two friends were on the brink of suicide. There is an unhealthy trend plaguing this generation. The trend of giving special accolades to young achievers.
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Happy Birthday to me.
If this post come across your timeline.
Remember to say a word of prayer and Best wishes for me. 😂😂💯💯❤️
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So I called my pop this morning and was about to recite a poem for him😀 When he interrupted me. "Wo fi story le. Igba wo lo ma marry?" That was how he killed my poetic morale o😀😀
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A kingmaker becomes ordinary the day he starts contesting for the throne. His purpose is not on the throne. His purpose is getting people to the throne. Every purpose is not meant for the spotlight.
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SARS stopped me around Ojodu one time. One of them said “Na ASiri let him go”.
Whilst I appreciated the recognition. My heart was further broken, I should not be anyone before I am exempted from harassment. The plight of an average Young man and woman in Nigeria is saddening.
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A Thread on physical Abuse
This story happened in the year 2000.I still remember vividly. We had this neigbour then that use to beat his wife. At least three times a week. Several times the woman will run to our house to seek refuge amidst cries and pains.
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Dear Men, fix your shii.
Work on yourself seriously.
Stop looking for a woman you will label a HEROIC WIFE for putting up with your acute recklessness.
It is your responsibility to be well mannered not your wife’s responsibility to endure your bulls**t
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I have fallen in love with someone’s daughter ooo.❤️❤️❤️🎁🎁
It is happening.
Please Support us with your prayers and goodwill.
#Charisma2021
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Semo is a clueless meal.
No sense of purpose.
It is not pounded yam yet look like it.
It is not even poundo yet it looks like it.
Semo is just a random,tasteless and undefined meal.
Don't be like Semo.
Semo is pounded yam with low self esteem. Thanks for coming to my Tedtalk. Bye
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Before, when Beggars approach your car in traffic, they simply stretch their palms in expectation of a handout. Now, they desperately knock your glass with fierceness and dangerous energy of entitlement. It is a silent revolt. The underprivileged have lost their patience.
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I cracked a joke in Amphitheater OAU in 2010. They booed me off stage😂
I cracked the same joke in 2018 at a private event in Ikoyi. I got a fat Cheque. What changed in eight years was my persona.
Sometimes it is not the content.
It is the personality behind the content.
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As a very small boy, I practically learnt that if you continue to patronize an abuser, he will become more energized. Reconciliation without justice is Injustice. Don’t ever allow a pattern of abuse to thrive. Nip it in the bud. Don’t hesitate with justice. Punish the abuser
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Don’t take lead role in someone else’s Drama. No matter how much you are tempted, learn to mind your business. Don’t be the star of someone else’s drama.
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When driving in Lagos traffic
Mostly,once you find a space
You quickly occupy it.
You don’t prompt or make your intentions known else you won’t be allowed.
Relevance is a battle of space.
Stop asking for permission.
No one will give you a chance.
Find a space and occupy it.
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The Chasm between the rich and poor is worrisome. It is time we advanced sustainable poverty alleviation schemes and empowerment. I am not talking of political and propaganda interventions. An effective system that will depopulate the street. Education, Empowerment and Follow up
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I keep telling people, once a Yoruba person starts a statement with
“Niwaju Olorun ati eniyan ti a ko gbodo pe jeri iro”
Run for your life. You are about to listen to the mother of all lies. 😂😂😂
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I felt a raw power rush when kinkinyiun bursted into tongues in Abejoye. That scene is powerful. God Bless the Bamiloyes.
@jay_mikee
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Whenever I post on any social media platforms, I like my post first.
I sell me to me first.
Don't expect anyone to believe in you if you don't lead by liking & believing in yourself.
Patronize yourself first and then transfer the energy to others.
You are your first customer.
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@OlatunjiAfola17
Brother ,I am and I am grateful I had that privilege earlier. No matter how funky we get as believers, spiritual power remains our core. It is sacrosanct.
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The Supernatural is a mystery. You can’t decode it with logic. You decode it with spirit. If you are not spiritual, it is going to look foolish and senseless to you.
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Right from a young age,we were all told to discover PURPOSE but as we grow, the more we find it, the farther it went. Why?
Purpose is never meant to be discovered in the first place.
Purpose is your daily response to the peculiarity of times using your potentials as a leverage.
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FOR ERICA👇🏾👇🏾
1-Don’t empower anyone with your tantrums.
2-Don’t allow your emotions lead you to a trap
3 -When you fall, pick up and rise. It is never the end of the world.
FOR THE AUDIENCE 👇🏾👇🏾
4 -Don’t ever amplify someone else’s fall. Falling is super humbling on its own.
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Don't entertain any suicidal thought.
you are doing fine.
your story will unfold.
you will happen to the world
We will celebrate you.
Don't give up
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See who I met in the gym.
Only OAU peeps can relate.
Foremost Unionist and freedom fighter.
The Legendary Akinola Saburi.
His current super calm demeanor is a clear contrast of his past heroic antecedents.
I guess some things expire with age😂
Great Ife.
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Wake up one day and organize an award ceremony for yourself in your room. Decorate yourself lavishly before stepping out. You are doing fine. it gets better. Don't allow the world to tension you. "Abraham blow at 75, Joseph blow at 30" but we always shout Blessing of Abraham😀😀
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If they sideline you, create your own side.
If they didn’t involve you, advance your own thing.
Don’t wait for anyone’s approval
Don’t pend your dreams because you are seeking validation.
Do your thing.
Own your thing.
Amplify your thing.
You are the real deal.
You got the power
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We complain of severe moral decadence.
Ask yourself.
What do you like?
What do you retweet?
Who do you donate views for ?
Who did you Confer influence with your following ?
The society is a reflection of our appetite.
Majority crave the wrong things and it has landed us here.
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I keenly listened to
@UnclePamilerin
speak at HAA conference on Saturday. I must say Pamilerin is exceptionally Brilliant. He knows his onions as far as the online space is concerned. He demystified online marketing for me and I was wowed. I celebrate you Bro.
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So I test run PamPam’s new car tonight Congratulations
@UnclePamilerin
We test run this ride in the name of the Father, the son and the Holy Spirit 😂😂😂. Bring the range quick. No time 😂😂
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What is a VOICE without a platform ?
Who is a GIFT without God and the ministry of Men?
What is a SKILL without the discipline of Execution?
Relationships are leverages
Don't compete where you are supposed to collaborate
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A wind will blow soon.
Your order of relevance will be expanded.
Your name will carry worth.
Your voice will matter.
Your face will carry meaning.
Your good deeds will be amplified.
It will look as though you never struggled.
People will say you are lucky but No, “You earned it”
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Congratulations if you made it at 20.
Congratulations if you made it at 40
we celebrate you, if yours is 70.
Congratulations If you marry before 30.
Congratulations if yours is much later.
There is the peculiarity of timelines for different individuals
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There is nothing urgent about success.
Success is a cycle of process
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Today is for one of the most supportive individuals ever. "Pamilerin" You deserve all the ounce of love you are getting today. Happy married life my Bro
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This street is vindictive by default. Your only edge is to be genuine and Legit. If you are operating on the fuel of falsehood. Time will rat you out one day.
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First time of posting a portrait of mine here 😂😘 pls Be nice with your comments o🤣🤣🤣
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May you never be a victim of bad counsel.
May you never run on the fuel of bad exposure.
May your company never drown you.
May you never be a victim of wrong information.
May your thoughts never be polluted by internet deception.
In Jesus name
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Set your own rules.
Embrace your instincts.
Don't allow anyone confuse your Destiny with rhetorics "20 things to make 2020 explosive"
Yours might be just 1 thing.
For some, U might not even need to set fresh goals.The year might just be a continuum of what you have going already
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Last Saturday, wifey and I attended our graduation ceremony.
It is official. Masters now in the Bag❤️❤️😍.
Shebi I can organize Masterclass now 🤣🤣
special thanks to the countless people that believed in my dream and tirelessly support daily.
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At times, it is an advantage when you don't allow people to acquaint you with the rules. Sometimes, the rules breed Status quo. Most times Exceptionality lie in Breaking the rules. Usually there are no rules. Success is more certain for the audacious.
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Today is my Dad’s Birthday.
Happy Birthday to the Man that taught me the power of calmness and patience.
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Let the Leadership of Nigeria be a Big Brother and watch how the people’s disposition will change. Let the people be free to determine who influence them. Let the activities of all leaders be transparent and visible always. Let them openly reward good behavior and vice versa.
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How do you know an Ingrate?
They make privileges look like right.
They ignore their privileges and celebrate strangers because that looks funkier and trendy.
Never despise who paved way for you even if identifying with them doesn’t look funky or trendy again.
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Some people will never come to terms with your evolution. The mediocre you satisfies their ego. They draw satisfaction from your underperformance. If you have someone fighting you because you are scaling. Please sustain the fight. Fuel the fight with more feats and exploits.
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It is more than wishing
It is more than hoping.
It is about DOING
Do it.
Great workout with
@UnclePamilerin
earlier
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I love my pastor
@sam_adeyemi
❤️❤️❤️❤️ Baba never cease to Sorosoke. Make I famz my pastor 😂😂
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Watch the placards as they slowly disappear from our timelines.
Watch the conversations slowly die down.
We are experts in emotional reactions forgetting that, the energy of emotions is not sustainable. Emotions don't breed solutions.
The solutions lie in our HOMES.
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The beauty of OAU was sufficiently captured in Kunle Afolayan’s Citation Movie. I didn’t know Hezekiah Oluwasanmi Library is this beautiful. Back then,we go there to sleep😂😂.
Like I usually say, If you didn’t attend OAU. Na tutorial you go😂😂. See school now. Great Ife!!!
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Unless you reside in someone’s heart. Your trust is a big risk.
Unless you stay in anyone’s reasoning, your expectation is a gamble.
Always have a disappointment allowance so the inconsistencies of Men will not break you completely.
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Don't pressure yourself, Success has no Definition. It is the meaning you ascribe to it,meaning what you call Success is a function of YOU. Don't allow the world to pressure you. I know you have processed some unverified success stories
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A Thread for youths.
My friends are fond of saying “This life is not balance” 😂😂
This statement is always uttered when it looks like life has given some people an advantage ahead of others.
In the real sense, I don’t think life is balance and I don’t believe all men are equal
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Life is a warfare.
This song emphasizes our victory as believers.
We have a super commander that never stops fighting for us.
Powerful song.
Kudos to
@jay_mikee
and Joshua Israel
This song is on repeat 💯💯💯💯
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It is too expensive to be broke in Nigeria.
Everything including basic things are funded.
In Nigeria you even pay for sanity
You pay for a creative enabling environment.
You pay to even make a change.
The Nigerian life is self funded.
If you can’t fund it. You can’t live it.
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Nothing defeats premium like see finish.
Don’t ever allow anyone to domesticate you.
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Today is Chelsea’s first game since I anointed the stadium.
Winning is guaranteed tonight.
Up Blues 💯💯💯💯💯
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What happened in Lekki today is not people reacting to Xenophobic attacks. It is a confirmation of the Chasm between the elites and the lower class.Many frustrated minds are looking for a major breakdown to unleash. It is a ticking time bomb
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You can never be a Beast by doing the routines of a goat.
You are your routines.
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People always think Help is normal until it is their turn to pass it on.
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If you run on the energy of the opinionated cabals of this street. It will be too late before you realize how powerless you are in the real world.
Power answers to Power. Power doesn't answer to rants and reactions.
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Which of the protest centers in Lagos will need 1000 bottle water today? I am making arrangements for one ASAP.
#EndSWAT
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We now measure achievements with age, Is age really a factor in achievements? we now have plaques for under 30 millionaires, under 25 awards etc. Whilst I celebrate the recipients of such awards. I strongly believe a millionaire is a millionaire. what is under 20 millionaire?
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I was talking with my friend of 14 years
@OfficialArole
and I told him that “If God does not exist,Men like us won’t have emerge”
I look at my life on this occasion of my birthday and I have concluded that a Man is nothing without the understanding and backing of the…
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This young man just addressed the press on covid 19 and state of the nation via a TikTok Broadcast. I believe this information should get to the highest level of Government. Pls keep Retweeting till it get to them
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I do feel for some artistes & BBN housemates sometimes. Nothing prepared them for the pangs of the industry.
The rapid nature of their rising and the sharp emergence of their celebrity status could be a pitfall if not managed well. You don’t happen in the industry. You become.
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If you notice a weak fellow in your industry. Reach out to them. If they have good contents, help them push it, Collaborate with them willingly. Refer them anonymously, talk about them to clients.This selfish chase of personal gains will not sustain anyone
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We owe ourselves and everyone around us a duty to learn and unlearn. Unlearning being the most important thing.
Don’t surge through life with the baggage of damaged upbringings.
Commit to unloading the junks of your past. Shed the weight of status quo.
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Dear Women,
Don’t accept the societal stereotype that rate you based on how much recklessness you can condone. You are not a coping mechanism or a condoning device for any man.
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I see Pple suddenly telling tales of how
@segalink
came through for them. Where were you when he was in the middle of the cross fire? Why will you keep mute when he was being discredited? No one is perfect but if someone has ever been there for you. You don’t reward with silence.
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some of the success stories you are tensioning yourself with,are questionable. Why are you meditating on a hoax? stick with your own process and enjoy it while your story unfold. Don't process the success of others so much that you lose your grip. You are doing fine yourself.
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@tam_godwin
@IamRashgan
Whichever method you adopt. The common goal is to give them sense of belonging and orientation. Recognition was an advantage for me here. Let everyone use their advantage to achieve our common goal.
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We are stylishly tensioning ourselves in this generation and it is already taking effect on people. people are now pressuring themselves with unrealistic timelines. Everyone is in a haste now
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I am so proud of
@TheSeunFakorede
The commissioner of youth and sports in Oyo state. He led the protesters himself. Aluta is still in the blood. OAU train you well Bro
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Happy Father's Day Daddy
@sam_adeyemi
Just like an archer you keep shooting us Farther. I celebrate you Daddy
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Not me facing management panel this evening for not posting white wedding anniversary picture.
Shebi I posted trad pic.
social media yi ma n su eyan ni gba mi ooo.
I have sha posted cos I want to eat dinner o🤣
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Sometimes you have to do what you have never done, to become who you have never been. Success is a transaction. There is always a price to pay.
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We have so many agencies in Nigeria. They all have a common goal which is to frustrate and extort people at different levels. It is embarrassing how you have to pull strings and make calls before you can get even the most simple things done.
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For where I dey, four people offered me rice. Two people don bring chilled juice. See hen with this degree of welfare on the protest ground hen. Aluta continua
#EndPoliceBrutalityinNigeria
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No matter how irrelevant the world make you feel.
Protect what you believe in.
Own and hone your skills.
Deploy your artillery (potential) unapologetically.
When they call your sling ordinary.
Use it to fall their giant.
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Pastor Poju said
“what we teach is powerful than who we are”
I can totally relate.
sometimes last year a guy in Abuja picked one of my tweets not even a video and started a business that yielded hundreds of millions in months.
Even I that wrote the tweet was dazed. The tweet is…
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This woman driving in front of me delayed us all for like 15 minutes. Right in front of me she bought pepper, fish, fruits, Egusi and vegetables. Other drivers thought it was traffic. Anyways, I am trailing her home. I must eat out of that meal. I invested Time in it😀😀
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Until you are in your season, you are going to look lazy.
While you wait for harvest, the world might see you as clueless.
You can do all and yet have pending results.
The hardest phase of breaking out is “waiting”.
The ultimate strategy of exploits is learning to wait.
It is…
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@akinalabi
John Boyega requested for a Yoruba translation to a video he made. He chose Oli to do it. Lekan didn't know Boyega already chose oli. Lekan did the video out of passion and recommendations of his fans. His video came out b4 oli's and was really good. John referenced both parties
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Relevance has a range. Always increase your mileage. Keep covering grounds.
Cruise with excellence.
No one denies the voice of relevance.
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It is sublime witchcraft when you use someone's misfortune as your motive for praising God.
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Don't ever sustain foolishness in the name of persistence.
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